There’s a regular at my preferred gay bar. Fedora, dark sunglasses, trench coat, and knee-high rubber boots. 11:30 every Saturday, like clockwork.

I don’t really feel like that many straight guys identify themselves with that sort of thing but the comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura label themselves as bears to the point where they named their tequila brand Dos Osos.

I'm in the "I should have gone shopping earlier in the week but didn't so now I'm trying to stretch as long as possible so I can make it past Thanksgiving without having to set foot in a supermarket, and the combinations are getting weird" stage.

We noticed that one of her singles from around that time was conspicuously not mentioned in the question (“Oops… I Did It Again”) and guessed correctly that it was the album title.