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We need to do something about all the men that cannot kiss properly it's getting out of hand
February 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
We need to do something about all the men that cannot kiss properly it's getting out of hand
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Where the gays at?
January 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Where the gays at?
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KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
January 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
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Man Lies About Having Seen Any Movies At All To Impress Friends
Man Lies About Having Seen Any Movies At All To Impress Friends
CHICAGO—Insisting that he thought what he had seen was great despite his complete lack of experience with the visual art form, local man Nick Tyler reportedly lied Monday about having seen any movies ...
theonion.com
January 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Man Lies About Having Seen Any Movies At All To Impress Friends
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Santa Confirms Everyone Getting Bag Of Glitter Labeled ‘Fairy Dust’ His Sister-In-Law Sells On Etsy
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December 23, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Santa Confirms Everyone Getting Bag Of Glitter Labeled ‘Fairy Dust’ His Sister-In-Law Sells On Etsy
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Narrator: It turns out he was too hammered for Justice.
December 23, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Narrator: It turns out he was too hammered for Justice.
Dick is always on my mind 🙂↔️
December 22, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Dick is always on my mind 🙂↔️
Grag Casar, I need you like yesterday
a close up of a young boy 's face with a serious look on his face .
Alt: a close up of a young boy 's face with a serious look on his face .
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Grag Casar, I need you like yesterday
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While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
December 20, 2024 at 11:54 AM
While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
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Notre Dame looks astonishing.
December 19, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Notre Dame looks astonishing.
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Oligarchs now own:
- the incoming President
- the majority of the Supreme Court
- half of Congress
- most of legacy and social media
They do not own:
- most of the American people
- our values
- our hope for better days...for all
This is our ground zero for the rebellion.
- the incoming President
- the majority of the Supreme Court
- half of Congress
- most of legacy and social media
They do not own:
- most of the American people
- our values
- our hope for better days...for all
This is our ground zero for the rebellion.
December 19, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Oligarchs now own:
- the incoming President
- the majority of the Supreme Court
- half of Congress
- most of legacy and social media
They do not own:
- most of the American people
- our values
- our hope for better days...for all
This is our ground zero for the rebellion.
- the incoming President
- the majority of the Supreme Court
- half of Congress
- most of legacy and social media
They do not own:
- most of the American people
- our values
- our hope for better days...for all
This is our ground zero for the rebellion.
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Members of Congress should not be paid during a government shutdown.
December 19, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Members of Congress should not be paid during a government shutdown.
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Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving
December 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving
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Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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December 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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theonion.com/delighted-he...
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
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Social media is in desperate need of innovation. Meta is only letting you have a slice of control over what you see because Bluesky is here building for you.
We wrote on Saturday about how Meta is going all-out to meet the threat of Bluesky: wapo.st/3OrYxBj
Today they took another step— finally allowing users to set their default feeds to a chronological “following” feed.
Today they took another step— finally allowing users to set their default feeds to a chronological “following” feed.
November 26, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Social media is in desperate need of innovation. Meta is only letting you have a slice of control over what you see because Bluesky is here building for you.
Hmmm really how do we gain followers here? I need to shake up my TL
November 27, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Hmmm really how do we gain followers here? I need to shake up my TL
Need a man that will let me eat gushers out of his booty hole 🙂↔️
November 27, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Need a man that will let me eat gushers out of his booty hole 🙂↔️
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the thing about being a political junkie is you have extremely difficult time conceptualizing how someone could be totally ignorant of politics but i would strongly encourage you to imagine the kind of person who googled “did biden drop out?” on november 4th and then cast a ballot on november 5th
November 18, 2024 at 3:08 PM
the thing about being a political junkie is you have extremely difficult time conceptualizing how someone could be totally ignorant of politics but i would strongly encourage you to imagine the kind of person who googled “did biden drop out?” on november 4th and then cast a ballot on november 5th
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Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time
November 18, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time
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Suck it, Senator Voldemort.
November 13, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Suck it, Senator Voldemort.
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fuck this guy on behalf of the women i personally know who served their country in combat roles
Pete Hegseth 5 days ago: "I'm straight up just saying we should not have women in combat roles."
November 13, 2024 at 2:39 PM
fuck this guy on behalf of the women i personally know who served their country in combat roles
Anyone have any good anime recs? I've seen a lot already but want to add some interesting stuff to my list. Preferably nothing with fan service (trope is getting super annoying)
November 11, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Anyone have any good anime recs? I've seen a lot already but want to add some interesting stuff to my list. Preferably nothing with fan service (trope is getting super annoying)