DJ Chizzles
@djchizzles.bsky.social
World weary, aviation career buff, love sports and music ❤️
Strong language incoming…
If it’s possible to make money by being a little cunt like this, then there is something seriously wrong with the world.
Parents, if your kids watch this kind of shit, you need to do a better job.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
If it’s possible to make money by being a little cunt like this, then there is something seriously wrong with the world.
Parents, if your kids watch this kind of shit, you need to do a better job.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
YouTuber Jack Doherty arrested in Miami on drug possession charges
The influencer, who has over 15 million subscribers on YouTube, is known for filming provocative videos involving pranks and stunts.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Strong language incoming…
If it’s possible to make money by being a little cunt like this, then there is something seriously wrong with the world.
Parents, if your kids watch this kind of shit, you need to do a better job.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
If it’s possible to make money by being a little cunt like this, then there is something seriously wrong with the world.
Parents, if your kids watch this kind of shit, you need to do a better job.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I feel that @confuseddude.bsky.social would endorse this message #sportstime
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I feel that @confuseddude.bsky.social would endorse this message #sportstime
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🚨 NEW VIDEO ALERT🚨
Playing The WORST PS3 GAMES In 2025!
For the past few years I've been running through launch titles, but it's time for a new adventure. Now, I'll be subjecting myself to the 10 WORST games on each platform.
youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4
(Please spam that YouTube hype!)
Playing The WORST PS3 GAMES In 2025!
For the past few years I've been running through launch titles, but it's time for a new adventure. Now, I'll be subjecting myself to the 10 WORST games on each platform.
youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4
(Please spam that YouTube hype!)
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
🚨 NEW VIDEO ALERT🚨
Playing The WORST PS3 GAMES In 2025!
For the past few years I've been running through launch titles, but it's time for a new adventure. Now, I'll be subjecting myself to the 10 WORST games on each platform.
youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4
(Please spam that YouTube hype!)
Playing The WORST PS3 GAMES In 2025!
For the past few years I've been running through launch titles, but it's time for a new adventure. Now, I'll be subjecting myself to the 10 WORST games on each platform.
youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4
(Please spam that YouTube hype!)
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A favorite cartoonby Stormy Gail Art
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A favorite cartoonby Stormy Gail Art
Many of us will be hoping that sports time makes a welcome return, but also we’re just happy that ace content creators can keep creating ace content ❤️
Releasing this Friday is my FIRST post-TripleJump video!
Adapting the style of my Launch Games videos (albeit with a stinky, horrible game twist), it's my hope that this will be the start of a brand new series!
Sub to channel now: www.youtube.com/@Confused_Du...
Adapting the style of my Launch Games videos (albeit with a stinky, horrible game twist), it's my hope that this will be the start of a brand new series!
Sub to channel now: www.youtube.com/@Confused_Du...
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Many of us will be hoping that sports time makes a welcome return, but also we’re just happy that ace content creators can keep creating ace content ❤️
Buy Now Pay Later - if you're having to use it to pay for food, then the system somewhere is fucked up.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
In this case, there are several answers - make food more affordable, pay people more, and bar buy now pay later for anything less than a set amount.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
In this case, there are several answers - make food more affordable, pay people more, and bar buy now pay later for anything less than a set amount.
'I use buy now pay later scheme for everything - I'm £3k in debt'
Debt organisations say more people are seeking help after using loan apps to pay for everyday items.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Buy Now Pay Later - if you're having to use it to pay for food, then the system somewhere is fucked up.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
In this case, there are several answers - make food more affordable, pay people more, and bar buy now pay later for anything less than a set amount.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
In this case, there are several answers - make food more affordable, pay people more, and bar buy now pay later for anything less than a set amount.
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"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
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In November 1996, the classic Simpsons episode 'You Only Move Twice' aired, where Homer, a poorly educated white American male, cluelessly helps his evil tech billionaire employer destroy American democracy
It's lucky this wasn't one of those times the Simpsons predicted the future. That'd be awful
It's lucky this wasn't one of those times the Simpsons predicted the future. That'd be awful
a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
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November 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
In November 1996, the classic Simpsons episode 'You Only Move Twice' aired, where Homer, a poorly educated white American male, cluelessly helps his evil tech billionaire employer destroy American democracy
It's lucky this wasn't one of those times the Simpsons predicted the future. That'd be awful
It's lucky this wasn't one of those times the Simpsons predicted the future. That'd be awful
This is the kind of parking ticket we should absolutely be paying off.
I wish this was an option in the UK
I wish this was an option in the UK
Bad news: Recklessly parking in a 20 min zone on campus on a Saturday earned me a $50 fine today.
Good news: UAZ Parking and Transportartion apparently has partnered with a food bank and will forgive my fine in exchange for two boxes of cereal!
Good news: UAZ Parking and Transportartion apparently has partnered with a food bank and will forgive my fine in exchange for two boxes of cereal!
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This is the kind of parking ticket we should absolutely be paying off.
I wish this was an option in the UK
I wish this was an option in the UK
how your email finds me
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
how your email finds me
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We don’t deserve elephants.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
We don’t deserve elephants.
This is what people want in their leaders.
Not gifted courtside show tickets.
A man who sits with the people.
We need a Zohran in the UK. @zackpolanski.bsky.social your turn!
Not gifted courtside show tickets.
A man who sits with the people.
We need a Zohran in the UK. @zackpolanski.bsky.social your turn!
November 3, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This is what people want in their leaders.
Not gifted courtside show tickets.
A man who sits with the people.
We need a Zohran in the UK. @zackpolanski.bsky.social your turn!
Not gifted courtside show tickets.
A man who sits with the people.
We need a Zohran in the UK. @zackpolanski.bsky.social your turn!
Took five minutes to check on how Twitter’s doing.
Uninstalled that shit almost instantly. What a racist cesspool.
Uninstalled that shit almost instantly. What a racist cesspool.
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Took five minutes to check on how Twitter’s doing.
Uninstalled that shit almost instantly. What a racist cesspool.
Uninstalled that shit almost instantly. What a racist cesspool.
The difference between the two defences in this Spurs Chelsea game is remarkable - Spurs try to play it out from the back (still baffling to me that teams do this) whereas Chelsea look to break at speed. Chelsea's approach looks way more productive.
November 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The difference between the two defences in this Spurs Chelsea game is remarkable - Spurs try to play it out from the back (still baffling to me that teams do this) whereas Chelsea look to break at speed. Chelsea's approach looks way more productive.
There's a saying that goes "Correlation does not necessarily equal causation".
Usually that's a good way to look at statistics.
But looking at this, I think there is a clear and obvious link.
Nationalise public transport.
@zackpolanski.bsky.social @greenparty.org.uk
Usually that's a good way to look at statistics.
But looking at this, I think there is a clear and obvious link.
Nationalise public transport.
@zackpolanski.bsky.social @greenparty.org.uk
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
There's a saying that goes "Correlation does not necessarily equal causation".
Usually that's a good way to look at statistics.
But looking at this, I think there is a clear and obvious link.
Nationalise public transport.
@zackpolanski.bsky.social @greenparty.org.uk
Usually that's a good way to look at statistics.
But looking at this, I think there is a clear and obvious link.
Nationalise public transport.
@zackpolanski.bsky.social @greenparty.org.uk
Oh please let tonight be the night that Canada wins American baseball.
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh please let tonight be the night that Canada wins American baseball.
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Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻
Enter if you dare...🚪
Enter if you dare...🚪
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻
Enter if you dare...🚪
Enter if you dare...🚪
There seems to be a lot of "I trusted advice given to me" in Labour amongst people who really should know better given they make laws.
I remember when Jimmy Carr trusted advice given to him and he got slaughtered by the very same people.
So no, I don't think an apology works.
I remember when Jimmy Carr trusted advice given to him and he got slaughtered by the very same people.
So no, I don't think an apology works.
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
There seems to be a lot of "I trusted advice given to me" in Labour amongst people who really should know better given they make laws.
I remember when Jimmy Carr trusted advice given to him and he got slaughtered by the very same people.
So no, I don't think an apology works.
I remember when Jimmy Carr trusted advice given to him and he got slaughtered by the very same people.
So no, I don't think an apology works.
So, how does the world feel about outages at some of the largest datacentre providers screwing up large swathes of global business?
Is it perhaps time to rethink putting so much into the hands of so few?
Rhetorical question - the answer is yes, it's time. It's been time for ages.
Is it perhaps time to rethink putting so much into the hands of so few?
Rhetorical question - the answer is yes, it's time. It's been time for ages.
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So, how does the world feel about outages at some of the largest datacentre providers screwing up large swathes of global business?
Is it perhaps time to rethink putting so much into the hands of so few?
Rhetorical question - the answer is yes, it's time. It's been time for ages.
Is it perhaps time to rethink putting so much into the hands of so few?
Rhetorical question - the answer is yes, it's time. It's been time for ages.
Israel was always going to do this - wait for people to get to their ruined homes to try to start rebuilding, then bomb them again. This isn't about peace for them, it's about wiping Palestinians out.
And once they're finished with Gaza, they're going full pelt after the West Bank.
And once they're finished with Gaza, they're going full pelt after the West Bank.
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Israel was always going to do this - wait for people to get to their ruined homes to try to start rebuilding, then bomb them again. This isn't about peace for them, it's about wiping Palestinians out.
And once they're finished with Gaza, they're going full pelt after the West Bank.
And once they're finished with Gaza, they're going full pelt after the West Bank.
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It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
Dear BBC,
If someone says to you "I'm seeing lots of new faces I haven't seen before", do you not think it important to delve into what that means? Perhaps ask the person why they say that?
Coded racism is still racism, and it needs to be called out and told to fuck off.
If someone says to you "I'm seeing lots of new faces I haven't seen before", do you not think it important to delve into what that means? Perhaps ask the person why they say that?
Coded racism is still racism, and it needs to be called out and told to fuck off.
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Dear BBC,
If someone says to you "I'm seeing lots of new faces I haven't seen before", do you not think it important to delve into what that means? Perhaps ask the person why they say that?
Coded racism is still racism, and it needs to be called out and told to fuck off.
If someone says to you "I'm seeing lots of new faces I haven't seen before", do you not think it important to delve into what that means? Perhaps ask the person why they say that?
Coded racism is still racism, and it needs to be called out and told to fuck off.