colin robinson
@djcati.bsky.social
a fan of anything with "star" in the title | they/them | a champagne of genders
"Oh, I've put Stewie in the oven s bunch of times. As long as you come to your senses..."
Meth is a hell of a drug.
Meth is a hell of a drug.
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"Oh, I've put Stewie in the oven s bunch of times. As long as you come to your senses..."
Meth is a hell of a drug.
Meth is a hell of a drug.
So weird that after inviting Rush Limbaugh on the show, Family Guy got awful.
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
So weird that after inviting Rush Limbaugh on the show, Family Guy got awful.
@chuckwendig.bsky.social
I meant to send this
I meant to send this
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
@chuckwendig.bsky.social
I meant to send this
I meant to send this
The "I'm not a robot" checks get harder every time. I'm starting to think I might be. D:
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The "I'm not a robot" checks get harder every time. I'm starting to think I might be. D:
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youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Every time I see this headline I think of Padme Amidala.
Every time I see this headline I think of Padme Amidala.
Illegal migration tearing UK apart, Mahmood says
The home secretary is set to announce major policy reforms, including a 20-year wait before people granted asylum can apply to settle permanently.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Every time I see this headline I think of Padme Amidala.
Every time I see this headline I think of Padme Amidala.
www.boots.com/spiderman-bo...
Okay, I HAVE to know what this smells like. I'm adding the Spider-Man perfume to my basket.
Okay, I HAVE to know what this smells like. I'm adding the Spider-Man perfume to my basket.
www.boots.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
www.boots.com/spiderman-bo...
Okay, I HAVE to know what this smells like. I'm adding the Spider-Man perfume to my basket.
Okay, I HAVE to know what this smells like. I'm adding the Spider-Man perfume to my basket.
I have a tummy ache. :(
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I have a tummy ache. :(
Just remembered my grocery delivery was supposed to come with random trading cards (free promo or something). Where are my worthless bits of card, Morrisons. :(
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Just remembered my grocery delivery was supposed to come with random trading cards (free promo or something). Where are my worthless bits of card, Morrisons. :(
That time of year when my boiler is a louder background noise than Futurama. Still cold. MORE BLANKETS AND HOODIES.
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
That time of year when my boiler is a louder background noise than Futurama. Still cold. MORE BLANKETS AND HOODIES.
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[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
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Y'all I have to be insufferable about fundraising for @scarleteen.com because the work we are doing is too important! We're establishing a $40k fund to help with health care expenses for staff and volunteers, and a dollar-for-dollar match kicks in at $10k!
www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Y'all I have to be insufferable about fundraising for @scarleteen.com because the work we are doing is too important! We're establishing a $40k fund to help with health care expenses for staff and volunteers, and a dollar-for-dollar match kicks in at $10k!
www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
Used my Karen energy (tempered by the manners my mother taught me) and got a £5 voucher for being nice to an agent. I guess that makes up for the other day.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Used my Karen energy (tempered by the manners my mother taught me) and got a £5 voucher for being nice to an agent. I guess that makes up for the other day.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
Calendar set for 15 Dec
Calendar set for 15 Dec
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
petition.parliament.uk
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
Calendar set for 15 Dec
Calendar set for 15 Dec
Apparently Futureman is on Netflix UK now. This is one of my favourite shows.
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Apparently Futureman is on Netflix UK now. This is one of my favourite shows.
My nibling will grow up being read the YJK/JJK books
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My nibling will grow up being read the YJK/JJK books
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I will never, ever, get over this betrayal of journalism.
I will never, ever, get over this betrayal of journalism.
BBC apologises to Trump over Panorama edit but refuses to pay compensation
Lawyers for the US president have threatened to sue the corporation for $1bn (£759m).
www.bbc.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I will never, ever, get over this betrayal of journalism.
I will never, ever, get over this betrayal of journalism.
I've gotten used to having D+ shows on in the background, but I could replace that. Suggestions? (I genuinely need an old sitcom to sleep. I guesssssss Netflix has a few.)
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I've gotten used to having D+ shows on in the background, but I could replace that. Suggestions? (I genuinely need an old sitcom to sleep. I guesssssss Netflix has a few.)
Spent my entire ten minute ride home discussing gentrification in Glasgow with the driver. Okay, decent tip.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Spent my entire ten minute ride home discussing gentrification in Glasgow with the driver. Okay, decent tip.
I tell myself I don't have a nicotine addiction but it's been about ten hours without my vape and I'm already climbing up the walls. Oof, regardless of physical health, vapes are definitely more addictive than real cigs.
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I tell myself I don't have a nicotine addiction but it's been about ten hours without my vape and I'm already climbing up the walls. Oof, regardless of physical health, vapes are definitely more addictive than real cigs.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
I'm so done with the world today, especially the internet. Okay, pub it is. Gonna get me a steak pie and some beer.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm so done with the world today, especially the internet. Okay, pub it is. Gonna get me a steak pie and some beer.
It's cold and raining, which is the Scottish weather I expect in November, but is also making me lean towards not going out to meet my mum for a pub dinner after all.
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's cold and raining, which is the Scottish weather I expect in November, but is also making me lean towards not going out to meet my mum for a pub dinner after all.
I'm only awake because a contractor was supposed to arrive half an hour ago to fix my draughty window. Please come soon, I want to go back to bed, five hours of sleep is not enough I am old.
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I'm only awake because a contractor was supposed to arrive half an hour ago to fix my draughty window. Please come soon, I want to go back to bed, five hours of sleep is not enough I am old.
My alarm was set for 8.30am, but my body had to cheat me out of that last half hour of sleep.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
My alarm was set for 8.30am, but my body had to cheat me out of that last half hour of sleep.