colin robinson
@djcati.bsky.social
a fan of anything with "star" in the title | they/them | a champagne of genders
I have to express my appreciation for the Japanese snowboarding team
February 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I have to express my appreciation for the Japanese snowboarding team
The new Lord of the Flies adaptation apparently comes out on Sunday. I think I'll binge it on my birthday. Bourbon and a TV version of my favourite English class novel, why not.
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The new Lord of the Flies adaptation apparently comes out on Sunday. I think I'll binge it on my birthday. Bourbon and a TV version of my favourite English class novel, why not.
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It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the country after he killed the Pope.
February 7, 2026 at 1:49 AM
It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the country after he killed the Pope.
I still generally prefer Tesco for grocery deliveries but I do appreciate how well Morrisons keeps you updated with app notifs. My groceries are being unpacked outside right now!
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I still generally prefer Tesco for grocery deliveries but I do appreciate how well Morrisons keeps you updated with app notifs. My groceries are being unpacked outside right now!
I thought my knee had healed but I guess going out for lunch triggered it again. I am not leaving this bed until Monday.
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I thought my knee had healed but I guess going out for lunch triggered it again. I am not leaving this bed until Monday.
There was a trail of empty (and half-empty) Buckfast bottles between my flat and the bus stop. Neds were out partying, I guess.
February 6, 2026 at 11:16 AM
There was a trail of empty (and half-empty) Buckfast bottles between my flat and the bus stop. Neds were out partying, I guess.
ffs, thought I'd somehow managed to lose my debit card in my own bedroom, but I just left it sitting on the laptop before closing the lid.
February 6, 2026 at 10:39 AM
ffs, thought I'd somehow managed to lose my debit card in my own bedroom, but I just left it sitting on the laptop before closing the lid.
Been seeing a lot of people talk about Shrinking so I figured I might as well use the last week of my Apple TV sub.
February 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Been seeing a lot of people talk about Shrinking so I figured I might as well use the last week of my Apple TV sub.
Left my dirty tshirt on the bed instead of putting it in the laundry basket so now my pervy cat is rubbing herself all over it.
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Left my dirty tshirt on the bed instead of putting it in the laundry basket so now my pervy cat is rubbing herself all over it.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
Parents' new flat is very nice (especially the shared garden) but also weird. Going to the toilet in a flat that isn't mine kept making me think I was at a student party in my early 20s. There was just less beer, no weed, and no weird stranger with a ukulele.
February 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Parents' new flat is very nice (especially the shared garden) but also weird. Going to the toilet in a flat that isn't mine kept making me think I was at a student party in my early 20s. There was just less beer, no weed, and no weird stranger with a ukulele.
I think my left knee suddenly realised "oh fuck we're almost 38 and haven't caused issues yet". A tiny demon is stabbing me every time I put weight on that leg. Fun!
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I think my left knee suddenly realised "oh fuck we're almost 38 and haven't caused issues yet". A tiny demon is stabbing me every time I put weight on that leg. Fun!
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🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?
February 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?
I've been clinging to my S10+ because it's the last Samsung phone with a narive headphone jack, but that's starting to fail. It might be time to give in and get a new phone sob.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I've been clinging to my S10+ because it's the last Samsung phone with a narive headphone jack, but that's starting to fail. It might be time to give in and get a new phone sob.
Since I have to change buses in the city centre to get to my parents' new flat, I'm gonna stop by Forbidden Planet for the first time in almost a decade. Maybe buy an actual COMIC or two. I assume I'll need a mortgage for that these days, though.
February 3, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Since I have to change buses in the city centre to get to my parents' new flat, I'm gonna stop by Forbidden Planet for the first time in almost a decade. Maybe buy an actual COMIC or two. I assume I'll need a mortgage for that these days, though.
Had a dream that I had a cabbage flavoured vape.
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Had a dream that I had a cabbage flavoured vape.
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Macaulay Culkin posted a tribute to Catherine O’Hara….I’m not crying, you’re crying 🥺🙏
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Macaulay Culkin posted a tribute to Catherine O’Hara….I’m not crying, you’re crying 🥺🙏
I accidentally bought alcohol-free (well, 0.5%) beer. Also argued with an asshole on Reddit. My Friday is going great.
January 30, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I accidentally bought alcohol-free (well, 0.5%) beer. Also argued with an asshole on Reddit. My Friday is going great.
Apparently there's a "go live" option. Nope, this is not why I use Bluesky.
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Apparently there's a "go live" option. Nope, this is not why I use Bluesky.
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Girl, if you really had a problem with “child pornography” you’d get the fuck off of Twitter
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Girl, if you really had a problem with “child pornography” you’d get the fuck off of Twitter
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PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
Calypso is very sad because I won't give her more treats. But the fat bastard has had enough today.
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Calypso is very sad because I won't give her more treats. But the fat bastard has had enough today.
I'm always amused when Calypso seems to be staring at the TV. I think she likes Wonder Man.
January 29, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I'm always amused when Calypso seems to be staring at the TV. I think she likes Wonder Man.
Gotta say, I did not expect to see Coronation Street mentioned in a Marvel production.
January 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Gotta say, I did not expect to see Coronation Street mentioned in a Marvel production.
Thought my toes were just being weird as usual. Turns out a floss pick fell into my trainer at some point.
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Thought my toes were just being weird as usual. Turns out a floss pick fell into my trainer at some point.