People that put up with me are so nice

at this point most anyone working in the environmental field can add just under a year of forest service experience to their resume and claim they were laid off last week. if they ask for references, just say your boss was recently promoted so they were fired too!

I need to stop getting super stoned and then trying to trim my beard. I always end up looking at myself in the mirror after and wondering wtf just happened.

i need to get better at keeping track of my enemies in order to more effectively plot their eventual downfall. does anyone have an excel spreadsheet template, or perhaps some sort of CRM software that might help with this?

They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

why am i in this meeting? if you want answers you should have to come to me, outside. in the woods. bring sturdy footwear.

Illustration from Two Too Many by Nora Unwin, 1962.

it is 5 x 5 Friday my friends

I’m missing summer, and all of the mushrooms I’d find at work and bring home for dinner. 🍄📸

dose anyone need bluesky invite codes

where is the walter goggins fandom on bluesky. reskeet if you are a true GOG DOG.

microdosing jam to spread my bonne maman advent calendar into 2024

it’s three meat Thursday over here