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𝘙𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥.
ᴾᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵘᵖ ᶠᵒʳ ᴷᴶ🐾🪦🌈
So pick me up and i will give you a show
Tell me I'm a good boy, oh
Please I wanna know
May 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You think you’ve had enough?
Well boy, that’s just the half of it.

Negotiating like a crisis you come out swinging with the rest of your demands..but they’re already making plans.
March 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@yungsquishbb.bsky.social are you doing well??
March 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney
I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney every other week
March 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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US reporter: ‘Mr Zelenskyy why don’t you wear a suit. It’s disrespectful.’
Zelenskyy: ‘After the war I will wear a suit.
Maybe one like yours.
But better.’
I love him.
February 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I would simply not have elected a cabal of quacks, cranks, grifters, dingbats and nitwits.
February 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Indian food will always have me feeling warm and cozy.
February 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Yall would be shocked at how much stuff I actually do not skeet
February 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
One thing about me: I do not ignore my Slavic grandmothers “old wives” tales.
February 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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My life sustaining medications arrive by USPS mail.
February 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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fight me
you wanna fuck me
then please, work for it
you want my surrender
then you better earn it
prove to me in the clash
of swords in the press of
limbs in every feral claw
and bite and pin that you
want me, back up those
pretty words with actions
and i might just let you
fuck me
February 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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The secret to being sexy is wearing full body armor and showing up just when people need you.

"Oh no! Alas, I can not open thine pickle jar! Oh Knight, lend me thy strength"
February 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Lollygagging as an Act of Resistance
February 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Look, I have been furious at every announcement of each of his oversteps, but USPS? Fuck no. Little orange hands OFF.
February 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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The three great motivators of art

Spite
Horny
Being a Hater
February 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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knocking on ur door like hello anyone order whore dash? whore dash is here . bang bang bang whore here
February 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Everything is exhausting, and also bad
February 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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horny stoney lovers with a taste for social justice
February 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.

We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
February 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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"OK, but that doesn't affect you" is just... the dumbest thing to say.

If it affects my friends, family, people I care about, etc. then it sure as HELL affects me. I don't want them to suffer, therefore, they should NOT suffer. So any attack on them? Also on me.

Stop using that dumb phrase.
February 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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The homosexual urge for a 4:30 pm iced coffee
February 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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The quickest way to kill motivation is to be overly controlling.

When we lose our sense of autonomy, our motivation plummets.
February 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM