BadPreacher
@badpreacher.bsky.social
Bigger mane than the Lion, more heartless than the Tinman, stupider than the Scarecrow.
Married to the wicked witch of the North, MrsP.
Married to the wicked witch of the North, MrsP.
Making soup from yesterday’s leftovers.
I’m my Nan now.
I’m my Nan now.
an older woman wearing glasses and a purple shirt is looking out a window
ALT: an older woman wearing glasses and a purple shirt is looking out a window
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September 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Making soup from yesterday’s leftovers.
I’m my Nan now.
I’m my Nan now.
Oh look.
Again, my Beats headphones have gone buggerupem as soon as the warranty ends.
What a coincidencen’t.
Never again.
Again, my Beats headphones have gone buggerupem as soon as the warranty ends.
What a coincidencen’t.
Never again.
September 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Oh look.
Again, my Beats headphones have gone buggerupem as soon as the warranty ends.
What a coincidencen’t.
Never again.
Again, my Beats headphones have gone buggerupem as soon as the warranty ends.
What a coincidencen’t.
Never again.
Dinner guests tonight but I can’t go shopping in this wind.
I know someone killed by a small branch falling on their head.
I refuse to die in such a banal way.
I know someone killed by a small branch falling on their head.
I refuse to die in such a banal way.
September 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Dinner guests tonight but I can’t go shopping in this wind.
I know someone killed by a small branch falling on their head.
I refuse to die in such a banal way.
I know someone killed by a small branch falling on their head.
I refuse to die in such a banal way.
Electric blanket ordered, was envious of MrsP’s last winter.
No heating until Hallowe’en.
I don’t make the rules.
No heating until Hallowe’en.
I don’t make the rules.
September 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Electric blanket ordered, was envious of MrsP’s last winter.
No heating until Hallowe’en.
I don’t make the rules.
No heating until Hallowe’en.
I don’t make the rules.
If ww3 is inevitable then it’s important our side books Hugo Boss for the uniforms before they do.
September 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
If ww3 is inevitable then it’s important our side books Hugo Boss for the uniforms before they do.
Good morning.
Today I awoke with an erection so powerful it has affected global warming.
At my age we have to celebrate such things.
Today I awoke with an erection so powerful it has affected global warming.
At my age we have to celebrate such things.
September 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Good morning.
Today I awoke with an erection so powerful it has affected global warming.
At my age we have to celebrate such things.
Today I awoke with an erection so powerful it has affected global warming.
At my age we have to celebrate such things.
I’ve just swallowed a Big Daddy.
This was a steak from t’Aldi, not a large homosexual.
Although I haven’t had dessert yet so there’s still time.
This was a steak from t’Aldi, not a large homosexual.
Although I haven’t had dessert yet so there’s still time.
a man in a jacket and tie is smoking a cigarette and covering his mouth with his hand .
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September 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’ve just swallowed a Big Daddy.
This was a steak from t’Aldi, not a large homosexual.
Although I haven’t had dessert yet so there’s still time.
This was a steak from t’Aldi, not a large homosexual.
Although I haven’t had dessert yet so there’s still time.
Everyone who supports the flag campaign has contributed to emboldening and empowering racist attacks such as the one that happened to the Sikh lady today.
They are all culpable.
They are all culpable.
September 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Everyone who supports the flag campaign has contributed to emboldening and empowering racist attacks such as the one that happened to the Sikh lady today.
They are all culpable.
They are all culpable.
Watching hiking video.
Advice given includes what to do if you encounter someone with a massive gash.
Advice given includes what to do if you encounter someone with a massive gash.
a close up of a man in a suit and tie talking into a microphone .
ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie talking into a microphone .
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September 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Watching hiking video.
Advice given includes what to do if you encounter someone with a massive gash.
Advice given includes what to do if you encounter someone with a massive gash.
Had my bowel screen results.
All good.
Said it was great poo, maybe the best ever poo. I’ve done a very very tremendous poo, nobody poo’s better than me. ~ D. Trump, probably.
All good.
Said it was great poo, maybe the best ever poo. I’ve done a very very tremendous poo, nobody poo’s better than me. ~ D. Trump, probably.
September 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Had my bowel screen results.
All good.
Said it was great poo, maybe the best ever poo. I’ve done a very very tremendous poo, nobody poo’s better than me. ~ D. Trump, probably.
All good.
Said it was great poo, maybe the best ever poo. I’ve done a very very tremendous poo, nobody poo’s better than me. ~ D. Trump, probably.
Perhaps Sky News could stop referring to Epstein as “disgraced financier” and use a more accurate term befitting his offences.
September 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Perhaps Sky News could stop referring to Epstein as “disgraced financier” and use a more accurate term befitting his offences.
Convenient timing.
An incident that draws the maga’s together when they’re starting to question things, and distracts from other issues.
There’s always a bigger picture.
An incident that draws the maga’s together when they’re starting to question things, and distracts from other issues.
There’s always a bigger picture.
September 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Convenient timing.
An incident that draws the maga’s together when they’re starting to question things, and distracts from other issues.
There’s always a bigger picture.
An incident that draws the maga’s together when they’re starting to question things, and distracts from other issues.
There’s always a bigger picture.
Put one onion I didn’t need back in the fridge.
Now I’m worried he’ll tell the others of the horror he saw.
Now I’m worried he’ll tell the others of the horror he saw.
September 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Put one onion I didn’t need back in the fridge.
Now I’m worried he’ll tell the others of the horror he saw.
Now I’m worried he’ll tell the others of the horror he saw.
Can’t wait for the first flag hanger ladder casualty.
Obviously they’ll refuse assistance from the likely immigrant health workers?
Obviously they’ll refuse assistance from the likely immigrant health workers?
a man in an apron says " no they won 't "
ALT: a man in an apron says " no they won 't "
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September 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Can’t wait for the first flag hanger ladder casualty.
Obviously they’ll refuse assistance from the likely immigrant health workers?
Obviously they’ll refuse assistance from the likely immigrant health workers?
In a road full of flags I saw a euro flag.
Are the shaggers extry stoopid & ran out of flags or is a fight back occurring?
Are the shaggers extry stoopid & ran out of flags or is a fight back occurring?
September 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
In a road full of flags I saw a euro flag.
Are the shaggers extry stoopid & ran out of flags or is a fight back occurring?
Are the shaggers extry stoopid & ran out of flags or is a fight back occurring?
The dog has peed in my hiking shoes.
Ok it’s raining, point taken ffs.
Ok it’s raining, point taken ffs.
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The dog has peed in my hiking shoes.
Ok it’s raining, point taken ffs.
Ok it’s raining, point taken ffs.
These are the most special days.
Feels like wringing one last day of summer from the season.
Spot the heron in pic 2.
#shitbirdphotos
Feels like wringing one last day of summer from the season.
Spot the heron in pic 2.
#shitbirdphotos
September 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
These are the most special days.
Feels like wringing one last day of summer from the season.
Spot the heron in pic 2.
#shitbirdphotos
Feels like wringing one last day of summer from the season.
Spot the heron in pic 2.
#shitbirdphotos
Should be able to tap an emoji for a written meaning.
Cos I can’t see them.
Cos I can’t see them.
September 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Should be able to tap an emoji for a written meaning.
Cos I can’t see them.
Cos I can’t see them.
Yuka app, you ok babes?
September 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Yuka app, you ok babes?
I expected much more fisting when I got old.
Disappointing.
Disappointing.
September 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I expected much more fisting when I got old.
Disappointing.
Disappointing.
Emergency Alert face.
September 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Emergency Alert face.
In a bird hide with grandkids.
There’s no chance of birds in a five mile radius.
There’s no chance of birds in a five mile radius.
September 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
In a bird hide with grandkids.
There’s no chance of birds in a five mile radius.
There’s no chance of birds in a five mile radius.
My bmi doesn’t take into account muscle mass & old man long testicles.
So imho I’m healthy but prone to tripping.
So imho I’m healthy but prone to tripping.
September 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My bmi doesn’t take into account muscle mass & old man long testicles.
So imho I’m healthy but prone to tripping.
So imho I’m healthy but prone to tripping.
Chinese food inbound.
September 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Chinese food inbound.
50” tv in the Asda for £222.
Absolute bargain.
Absolute bargain.
September 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
50” tv in the Asda for £222.
Absolute bargain.
Absolute bargain.