Married to the wicked witch of the North, MrsP.
I’m my Nan now.
I’m my Nan now.
Again, my Beats headphones have gone buggerupem as soon as the warranty ends.
What a coincidencen’t.
Never again.
Again, my Beats headphones have gone buggerupem as soon as the warranty ends.
What a coincidencen’t.
Never again.
I know someone killed by a small branch falling on their head.
I refuse to die in such a banal way.
I know someone killed by a small branch falling on their head.
I refuse to die in such a banal way.
No heating until Hallowe’en.
I don’t make the rules.
No heating until Hallowe’en.
I don’t make the rules.
Today I awoke with an erection so powerful it has affected global warming.
At my age we have to celebrate such things.
Today I awoke with an erection so powerful it has affected global warming.
At my age we have to celebrate such things.
This was a steak from t’Aldi, not a large homosexual.
Although I haven’t had dessert yet so there’s still time.
This was a steak from t’Aldi, not a large homosexual.
Although I haven’t had dessert yet so there’s still time.
They are all culpable.
They are all culpable.
Advice given includes what to do if you encounter someone with a massive gash.
Advice given includes what to do if you encounter someone with a massive gash.
All good.
Said it was great poo, maybe the best ever poo. I’ve done a very very tremendous poo, nobody poo’s better than me. ~ D. Trump, probably.
All good.
Said it was great poo, maybe the best ever poo. I’ve done a very very tremendous poo, nobody poo’s better than me. ~ D. Trump, probably.
An incident that draws the maga’s together when they’re starting to question things, and distracts from other issues.
There’s always a bigger picture.
An incident that draws the maga’s together when they’re starting to question things, and distracts from other issues.
There’s always a bigger picture.
Now I’m worried he’ll tell the others of the horror he saw.
Now I’m worried he’ll tell the others of the horror he saw.
Obviously they’ll refuse assistance from the likely immigrant health workers?
Obviously they’ll refuse assistance from the likely immigrant health workers?
Are the shaggers extry stoopid & ran out of flags or is a fight back occurring?
Are the shaggers extry stoopid & ran out of flags or is a fight back occurring?
Ok it’s raining, point taken ffs.
Ok it’s raining, point taken ffs.
Feels like wringing one last day of summer from the season.
Spot the heron in pic 2.
#shitbirdphotos
Feels like wringing one last day of summer from the season.
Spot the heron in pic 2.
#shitbirdphotos
Cos I can’t see them.
Cos I can’t see them.
Disappointing.
Disappointing.
There’s no chance of birds in a five mile radius.
There’s no chance of birds in a five mile radius.
So imho I’m healthy but prone to tripping.
So imho I’m healthy but prone to tripping.
Absolute bargain.
Absolute bargain.