mabble pie
@disappearpolymorph.bsky.social
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Ⓒ haotic good
down bad for banana bread
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
down bad for banana bread
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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
Thrall of Booty: Dysentery Edition
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Thrall of Booty: Dysentery Edition
it's not illegal to murder me
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
it's not illegal to murder me
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like adn repost if theres a dang cheeto in the white house
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
like adn repost if theres a dang cheeto in the white house
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OH MY GOD LMAO HE JAILBROKE IT BY TELLING IT TO PRETEND TO SHOOT HIM SO IT DID SHOOT HIM
😳
(Not a real gun but still wtf)
(Not a real gun but still wtf)
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
OH MY GOD LMAO HE JAILBROKE IT BY TELLING IT TO PRETEND TO SHOOT HIM SO IT DID SHOOT HIM
Probably the most challenging for me is when my sleeve gets a little bit wet. If it happens again, I don't know what I might do
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Probably the most challenging for me is when my sleeve gets a little bit wet. If it happens again, I don't know what I might do
yeah, I'm really getting into asstrology lately
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
yeah, I'm really getting into asstrology lately
omg Sadako just crawled out of my monitor croaking "griiiindseeeet GRIIIIIINDSEEEET"at me
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
omg Sadako just crawled out of my monitor croaking "griiiindseeeet GRIIIIIINDSEEEET"at me
the drama and uncouth moderation lists sound cool as hell ty
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
the drama and uncouth moderation lists sound cool as hell ty
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choosing smoky quartz for your butterball's reiki session can impart its namesake flavor as well as protecting your family from cursed flesh
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
choosing smoky quartz for your butterball's reiki session can impart its namesake flavor as well as protecting your family from cursed flesh
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes stock traders
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes stock traders
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The moo deng fandom is dying. Reskeet if youre a *real* dengist
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The moo deng fandom is dying. Reskeet if youre a *real* dengist
science just can't explain how much garlic is enough
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
science just can't explain how much garlic is enough
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But let's discuss the contradiction...
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
But let's discuss the contradiction...
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only rotting your brain is babymode
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
only rotting your brain is babymode
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every billion dollars you own should require you to go on an oceangate titan trip
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
every billion dollars you own should require you to go on an oceangate titan trip
prayers for Big Balls in the breadline
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
prayers for Big Balls in the breadline
You're taking colloidal silver because you think it's a cure-all
I'm taking colloidal silver because i have a smurf fetish
We are not the same
I'm taking colloidal silver because i have a smurf fetish
We are not the same
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
You're taking colloidal silver because you think it's a cure-all
I'm taking colloidal silver because i have a smurf fetish
We are not the same
I'm taking colloidal silver because i have a smurf fetish
We are not the same
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Here, I made it worse
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Here, I made it worse
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I literally could not stop myself from inappropriately laughing out loud for real
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I literally could not stop myself from inappropriately laughing out loud for real