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🚂 I develop software for train yards
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At this point they should just have in-store ordering kiosks with employees meeting you at the register
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
December 1, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Facebook started building custom hardware at ~310MM DAU. Soon.
why.bsky.team Why @why.bsky.team · Nov 20
To be clear, we do have plans for scaling, we just kinda expected more than a couple days notice before getting blasted with a million new users a day.
The team is rapidly deploying fixes and new software to adapt. More servers in the mail.
November 21, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Our generation’s Keenan v. Aryan Nations 🥹
November 14, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Oh fuck everyone delete your old skeets
Good morning friends for those who don’t know me I’m an investigative reporter at CNN. What sort of stories are you looking to see on Trump nominees? Are there particular interesting things you think are being undercovered?
November 11, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I don’t love paywalls, but of all the articles you could put behind one during election week, choosing this one seems like a bad idea
October 30, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I haven't posted in a while but I found this important image on Wikimedia Commons and needed to share
October 20, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Interesting that Lorie scrubbed the work she did for a Jewish organization from her portfolio. Almost like she knew it would be questionable to have done work for folks that reject a core tenant of her “faith” while claiming the gays are a step too far
July 1, 2023 at 12:31 AM
A particularly offensive part of the SCOTUS decision is that we’re calling this design artistic
June 30, 2023 at 2:52 PM
Would love to meet the deranged individual that comes up with pull tab themes
June 26, 2023 at 12:41 AM
This wasn’t in the DOJ report but I feel the need to add that when I was little the Minneapolis Police Department KICKED A BABY IN THE HEAD
June 17, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Instead of “Disable your ad-blocker to continue” overlays it would be way funnier if sites weirdly degraded the experience. Like every related article link on the page is to some off-putting story
June 15, 2023 at 6:28 AM
You’re laughing. That plant is dying and you’re laughing
June 14, 2023 at 3:35 PM
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Ted Kaczynski, known as the Unabomber, has been found dead in his prison cell, authorities say https://abcnews.go.com/US/unabomber-ted-kaczynski-found-dead-jail-cell/story?id=99984583
June 10, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Mac OS Sonoma wallpaper
June 5, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Was hoping for EyeOS
Vision OS, did they license this with disney?
June 5, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Oh my god Chris Licht’s hatred of boxes is probably why CNN changed the chyron from square flat graphics to the rounded tab look
June 3, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Bone conduction headphones are under-appreciated as an augmented reality device
June 3, 2023 at 4:40 PM
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I mean we all do
June 1, 2023 at 6:32 PM
My cat has achieved literal perfection
June 1, 2023 at 5:43 PM
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Hello, friends! 👋
May 18, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Tinder conversations are going to open with “How can I make a bomb” to figure out if it’s a bot, and real people are going to find it normal to be asked that because they do the same
dirty.vodka joel @dirty.vodka · May 15
Wonder how long until online behavior gets exponentially worse because people have reason to believe everyone else is actually just GPT
May 15, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Roald Dahl wrote a short story in 1954 called The Great Automatic Grammatizator that is now eerily relevant
May 14, 2023 at 3:51 PM
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Let me share my lifelong dream for the left: taking over fraternal organizations (Moose, Oddfellows, Etc.)

They are 501c8s, which is basically impossible to get now. Most of them own property, they often have liquor licenses that are grandfathered in.

We could have clubhouses!
there should be an old folks home for people in their 30s
May 10, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Bluesky has its first user charged with federal crimes! Congrats @georgesantos.bsky.social
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
May 9, 2023 at 10:19 PM