Contract for Peril
@diojeanne.bsky.social
overgrown catamite; ugly inside & out. Hobbies include reading, installing mods for games I won't even play, and crying. I'm criticizing you from the left, I assure you. recovering philosopher. (logic, phil science, free will) She/her
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Contract for Peril
@diojeanne.bsky.social
· Jun 20
God surely has a plan for me, like a dog has a plan for a chew toy.
Me: "Pam Bondi could declare me the leader of antifa today!"
@mriabtsev.bsky.social : "Well, the leader of antifa has a girlfriend, so it can't be you."
I'm defeated.
@mriabtsev.bsky.social : "Well, the leader of antifa has a girlfriend, so it can't be you."
I'm defeated.
December 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Me: "Pam Bondi could declare me the leader of antifa today!"
@mriabtsev.bsky.social : "Well, the leader of antifa has a girlfriend, so it can't be you."
I'm defeated.
@mriabtsev.bsky.social : "Well, the leader of antifa has a girlfriend, so it can't be you."
I'm defeated.
That $1776 gon' hit right after your fourth 29-day deployment. 🫡
It's a shell game. Trump is taking money from soldiers' housing subsidies to "give" them $1,776 "warrior dividend" checks.
Trump rebrands Congressionally-approved troop housing subsidy as ‘warrior dividend’ bonus
More than $2.9 billion in reconciliation funds was allocated to beef up troop housing allowances. Now it’s being used for $1,776 checks.
www.defenseone.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
That $1776 gon' hit right after your fourth 29-day deployment. 🫡
I googled "firefox alternatives" but I relied on the AI summary of my results, am I going to the Good Place?
December 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I googled "firefox alternatives" but I relied on the AI summary of my results, am I going to the Good Place?
I fucked with Rygar so heavy.
From the "enemies" section of the manual for Rygar (NES) - ANIMALIZED MEN WRIGGLING EERILY!
December 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I fucked with Rygar so heavy.
Now, what we got here is a failure to dissociate.
December 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Now, what we got here is a failure to dissociate.
"[super marginalized person] who voted for Trump explains why they're disappointed" is my least favorite news subgenre. Interview a cat. Interview a sponge.
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"[super marginalized person] who voted for Trump explains why they're disappointed" is my least favorite news subgenre. Interview a cat. Interview a sponge.
The ultimate goal in Severance is an innie-shithouse so the Eagan can reclaim the glory of Kier by never having to actually take a shit. (They think Kier didn't shit.)
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The ultimate goal in Severance is an innie-shithouse so the Eagan can reclaim the glory of Kier by never having to actually take a shit. (They think Kier didn't shit.)
Been watching Severance again and I need Harmony Cobel to hit me with a car fr. 😫
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Been watching Severance again and I need Harmony Cobel to hit me with a car fr. 😫
I feel like too few people are noting that the OU student's essay on how it is based to bully faggots does not even comport with the teachings of Christ. This is strange. Nobody wants to defend their savior against charges of getting off on bullying???
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I feel like too few people are noting that the OU student's essay on how it is based to bully faggots does not even comport with the teachings of Christ. This is strange. Nobody wants to defend their savior against charges of getting off on bullying???
At this point I mostly hate-apply for jobs. Just as a microaggression against hiring managers. "Here, *you* throw this away."
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
At this point I mostly hate-apply for jobs. Just as a microaggression against hiring managers. "Here, *you* throw this away."
Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is 100% insane and I love it. But I did need to take a little break after this one. 💀
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is 100% insane and I love it. But I did need to take a little break after this one. 💀
Got caught playing Crusader Kings 2 by the pest control guy. Brutally clocked.
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Got caught playing Crusader Kings 2 by the pest control guy. Brutally clocked.
It's really foolish to think Trump sucked Clinton's dick. Trump acting to give another person pleasure? It's inconceivable. You're letting your homophobia corrupt an obvious metaphor. Trump paid court to a sitting president and his RW buddies made it a homophobic joke. He did rape some teenagers.
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's really foolish to think Trump sucked Clinton's dick. Trump acting to give another person pleasure? It's inconceivable. You're letting your homophobia corrupt an obvious metaphor. Trump paid court to a sitting president and his RW buddies made it a homophobic joke. He did rape some teenagers.
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the throughline of the conservative culture war they're waging is simply this: women and children are property.
that's it. everything else is downstream of that
that's it. everything else is downstream of that
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
the throughline of the conservative culture war they're waging is simply this: women and children are property.
that's it. everything else is downstream of that
that's it. everything else is downstream of that
Saw a girl irl yesterday who was just covered in pink bows, like a dozen big bouncy pink crocheted bows all over her sweater, three in her hair... It was a little like getting into a Neapolitan ice cream and finding someone ate ALL and ONLY the strawberry. Save some gender for the rest of us!
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Saw a girl irl yesterday who was just covered in pink bows, like a dozen big bouncy pink crocheted bows all over her sweater, three in her hair... It was a little like getting into a Neapolitan ice cream and finding someone ate ALL and ONLY the strawberry. Save some gender for the rest of us!
Can someone explain Hegseth's obsession with an all-hairless twink military to me? Didn't the American Sniper have a beard? what the fuck is the beard thing?! It's just islamophobia, right? Surely he's not mad that they make masks unfitting.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Can someone explain Hegseth's obsession with an all-hairless twink military to me? Didn't the American Sniper have a beard? what the fuck is the beard thing?! It's just islamophobia, right? Surely he's not mad that they make masks unfitting.
I genuinely am the kind of bitch to feel bad for Brianna Wu. She threw in her lot with people who want her dead and discovered they want her dead. Even people now willing to associate with her (probably because, like me, they feel bad for her) will never actually trust her. No reindeer games.
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I genuinely am the kind of bitch to feel bad for Brianna Wu. She threw in her lot with people who want her dead and discovered they want her dead. Even people now willing to associate with her (probably because, like me, they feel bad for her) will never actually trust her. No reindeer games.
A dislike button is good, the lack of it is what produces the phenomenon of ratio posting, which while awesome gets out of hand. The algorithmic attachments are bad and unnecessary.
Paul not knowing the point of the torment nexus tweet is golden.
Paul not knowing the point of the torment nexus tweet is golden.
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A dislike button is good, the lack of it is what produces the phenomenon of ratio posting, which while awesome gets out of hand. The algorithmic attachments are bad and unnecessary.
Paul not knowing the point of the torment nexus tweet is golden.
Paul not knowing the point of the torment nexus tweet is golden.
All reddit is doing tonight is documenting the crimes of neighborhood kids taking all the unattended halloween candy. Like, if you care why not simply sit your ass outside and greet the children, passing out candy yourself? Get a life.
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
All reddit is doing tonight is documenting the crimes of neighborhood kids taking all the unattended halloween candy. Like, if you care why not simply sit your ass outside and greet the children, passing out candy yourself? Get a life.
JD Vance is testing the spirit of irony wishing his wife would convert. What if she actually wound up respecting the Church?
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
JD Vance is testing the spirit of irony wishing his wife would convert. What if she actually wound up respecting the Church?
I dunno what to tell you guys. A butt-post is just a butt-post. Or he's teasing you. Either way.
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I dunno what to tell you guys. A butt-post is just a butt-post. Or he's teasing you. Either way.
Is there a term for a trans person who is going to detrans TPUSA-style any minute? Like, the exact opposite of an egg?
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Is there a term for a trans person who is going to detrans TPUSA-style any minute? Like, the exact opposite of an egg?
I'm not trying to be a killjoy but kids aren't lucky to have unfettered access to pornography, and it's a pretty bad joke. I'm not blocking or muting about it, but it's cringe, guys! Think for five seconds. Basically every victim of CSA since pornography existed was swimming in it and it sucked.
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I'm not trying to be a killjoy but kids aren't lucky to have unfettered access to pornography, and it's a pretty bad joke. I'm not blocking or muting about it, but it's cringe, guys! Think for five seconds. Basically every victim of CSA since pornography existed was swimming in it and it sucked.
I just realized we're going to have an election season whether we have a real election or not. This is hell.
October 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I just realized we're going to have an election season whether we have a real election or not. This is hell.
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Asked why he's refused to endorse Mamdani, Hakeem Jeffries replies: "I have not refused to endorse; I have refused to articulate my position"
October 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Asked why he's refused to endorse Mamdani, Hakeem Jeffries replies: "I have not refused to endorse; I have refused to articulate my position"