Contract for Peril
@diojeanne.bsky.social
overgrown catamite; ugly inside & out. Hobbies include reading, installing mods for games I won't even play, and crying. I'm criticizing you from the left, I assure you. recovering philosopher. (logic, phil science, free will) She/her
I dunno what to tell you guys. A butt-post is just a butt-post. Or he's teasing you. Either way.
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I dunno what to tell you guys. A butt-post is just a butt-post. Or he's teasing you. Either way.
probably got this meme from someone who got it from here 6 minutes ago but POST
October 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
probably got this meme from someone who got it from here 6 minutes ago but POST
you fuckin' gooners
September 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
you fuckin' gooners
Neat, I got added to a shitty blocklist for this take. We love human slavery in our space utopias, don't we folks?
August 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Neat, I got added to a shitty blocklist for this take. We love human slavery in our space utopias, don't we folks?
I think Christ did not want you to live as a slave.
July 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I think Christ did not want you to live as a slave.
I'm haunted by the bronzehammer tweet, folks.
July 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I'm haunted by the bronzehammer tweet, folks.
It's crazy that it's this easy to own the NYT, but...
I think Uganda is in Africa
I think Uganda is in Africa
July 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It's crazy that it's this easy to own the NYT, but...
I think Uganda is in Africa
I think Uganda is in Africa
This is an insane thing to have received directly from SSA in my inbox. I hope everyone involved lives just long enough for Trump to betray them.
July 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is an insane thing to have received directly from SSA in my inbox. I hope everyone involved lives just long enough for Trump to betray them.
!["What would Vladimir Ilyich [Lenin] have done in this situation?"
"The kind Vladimir Ilyich would have shot everybody here."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ngwvxxszystk7ysqeojtmmv/bafkreie3esfpyodzbo2j2nqmcwrymwmixp2izejhm7pt7fadhf3oqt75hi@jpeg)
I think it's a good idea to massively pay off Iran to buy forgiveness for our unprovoked act of war against them.
June 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I think it's a good idea to massively pay off Iran to buy forgiveness for our unprovoked act of war against them.
been using this one a lot, it should be less relevant.
June 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
been using this one a lot, it should be less relevant.
Okay, so, here's the thing. The art of bullshit is evolving. People are using chatgpt, to great effect, to bullshit in every last area of life, from the boardroom to the bedroom to the halls of government. It's not the art of bullshitting that's being lost, it's the art of bullshit detection.
June 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Okay, so, here's the thing. The art of bullshit is evolving. People are using chatgpt, to great effect, to bullshit in every last area of life, from the boardroom to the bedroom to the halls of government. It's not the art of bullshitting that's being lost, it's the art of bullshit detection.
When I still get weepy all the time even though I quit drinking like a fuckin' year ago
May 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When I still get weepy all the time even though I quit drinking like a fuckin' year ago
This is almost exactly what they fantasize about, though. They think once society stops tolerating transness there'll be a huge wave of detransitioners. They're probably right, actually (I refer you to the left-handedness graph), and then it'll be that much easier to crush the tinier remainder.
May 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is almost exactly what they fantasize about, though. They think once society stops tolerating transness there'll be a huge wave of detransitioners. They're probably right, actually (I refer you to the left-handedness graph), and then it'll be that much easier to crush the tinier remainder.
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
April 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
I wanted to do this one but no one would recognize her.
April 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I wanted to do this one but no one would recognize her.
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
April 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
these tariffs were designed in consultation with my council of economic advisors
April 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
these tariffs were designed in consultation with my council of economic advisors
huh, I honestly thought the no tariffs on russia thing was fake news.
![A screenshot of a news article offering "Full list of Trump's reciprocal[sic] tariffs by country", along with a search bar for the "find in page" function showing zero results for "Russia."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ngwvxxszystk7ysqeojtmmv/bafkreiczarp3irnhdi7hvkmvxs4eacjbpv43idsxf2tk5dcqawjtgbazjm@jpeg)
April 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
huh, I honestly thought the no tariffs on russia thing was fake news.