Contract for Peril
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overgrown catamite; ugly inside & out. Hobbies include reading, installing mods for games I won't even play, and crying. I'm criticizing you from the left, I assure you. recovering philosopher. (logic, phil science, free will) She/her
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Contract for Peril
@diojeanne.bsky.social
· Jun 20
God surely has a plan for me, like a dog has a plan for a chew toy.
Got caught playing Crusader Kings 2 by the pest control guy. Brutally clocked.
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Got caught playing Crusader Kings 2 by the pest control guy. Brutally clocked.
It's really foolish to think Trump sucked Clinton's dick. Trump acting to give another person pleasure? It's inconceivable. You're letting your homophobia corrupt an obvious metaphor. Trump paid court to a sitting president and his RW buddies made it a homophobic joke. He did rape some teenagers.
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's really foolish to think Trump sucked Clinton's dick. Trump acting to give another person pleasure? It's inconceivable. You're letting your homophobia corrupt an obvious metaphor. Trump paid court to a sitting president and his RW buddies made it a homophobic joke. He did rape some teenagers.
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the throughline of the conservative culture war they're waging is simply this: women and children are property.
that's it. everything else is downstream of that
that's it. everything else is downstream of that
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
the throughline of the conservative culture war they're waging is simply this: women and children are property.
that's it. everything else is downstream of that
that's it. everything else is downstream of that
Saw a girl irl yesterday who was just covered in pink bows, like a dozen big bouncy pink crocheted bows all over her sweater, three in her hair... It was a little like getting into a Neapolitan ice cream and finding someone ate ALL and ONLY the strawberry. Save some gender for the rest of us!
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Saw a girl irl yesterday who was just covered in pink bows, like a dozen big bouncy pink crocheted bows all over her sweater, three in her hair... It was a little like getting into a Neapolitan ice cream and finding someone ate ALL and ONLY the strawberry. Save some gender for the rest of us!
Can someone explain Hegseth's obsession with an all-hairless twink military to me? Didn't the American Sniper have a beard? what the fuck is the beard thing?! It's just islamophobia, right? Surely he's not mad that they make masks unfitting.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Can someone explain Hegseth's obsession with an all-hairless twink military to me? Didn't the American Sniper have a beard? what the fuck is the beard thing?! It's just islamophobia, right? Surely he's not mad that they make masks unfitting.
I genuinely am the kind of bitch to feel bad for Brianna Wu. She threw in her lot with people who want her dead and discovered they want her dead. Even people now willing to associate with her (probably because, like me, they feel bad for her) will never actually trust her. No reindeer games.
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I genuinely am the kind of bitch to feel bad for Brianna Wu. She threw in her lot with people who want her dead and discovered they want her dead. Even people now willing to associate with her (probably because, like me, they feel bad for her) will never actually trust her. No reindeer games.
A dislike button is good, the lack of it is what produces the phenomenon of ratio posting, which while awesome gets out of hand. The algorithmic attachments are bad and unnecessary.
Paul not knowing the point of the torment nexus tweet is golden.
Paul not knowing the point of the torment nexus tweet is golden.
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A dislike button is good, the lack of it is what produces the phenomenon of ratio posting, which while awesome gets out of hand. The algorithmic attachments are bad and unnecessary.
Paul not knowing the point of the torment nexus tweet is golden.
Paul not knowing the point of the torment nexus tweet is golden.
All reddit is doing tonight is documenting the crimes of neighborhood kids taking all the unattended halloween candy. Like, if you care why not simply sit your ass outside and greet the children, passing out candy yourself? Get a life.
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
All reddit is doing tonight is documenting the crimes of neighborhood kids taking all the unattended halloween candy. Like, if you care why not simply sit your ass outside and greet the children, passing out candy yourself? Get a life.
JD Vance is testing the spirit of irony wishing his wife would convert. What if she actually wound up respecting the Church?
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
JD Vance is testing the spirit of irony wishing his wife would convert. What if she actually wound up respecting the Church?
I dunno what to tell you guys. A butt-post is just a butt-post. Or he's teasing you. Either way.
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I dunno what to tell you guys. A butt-post is just a butt-post. Or he's teasing you. Either way.
Is there a term for a trans person who is going to detrans TPUSA-style any minute? Like, the exact opposite of an egg?
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Is there a term for a trans person who is going to detrans TPUSA-style any minute? Like, the exact opposite of an egg?
I'm not trying to be a killjoy but kids aren't lucky to have unfettered access to pornography, and it's a pretty bad joke. I'm not blocking or muting about it, but it's cringe, guys! Think for five seconds. Basically every victim of CSA since pornography existed was swimming in it and it sucked.
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I'm not trying to be a killjoy but kids aren't lucky to have unfettered access to pornography, and it's a pretty bad joke. I'm not blocking or muting about it, but it's cringe, guys! Think for five seconds. Basically every victim of CSA since pornography existed was swimming in it and it sucked.
I just realized we're going to have an election season whether we have a real election or not. This is hell.
October 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I just realized we're going to have an election season whether we have a real election or not. This is hell.
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Asked why he's refused to endorse Mamdani, Hakeem Jeffries replies: "I have not refused to endorse; I have refused to articulate my position"
October 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Asked why he's refused to endorse Mamdani, Hakeem Jeffries replies: "I have not refused to endorse; I have refused to articulate my position"
If I ever wind up in court again, I'm gonna try some Sovcit bullshit. Everything is bullshit now, I don't wanna get left behind.
October 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If I ever wind up in court again, I'm gonna try some Sovcit bullshit. Everything is bullshit now, I don't wanna get left behind.
Watch out for detrans dot ai, which appears to be a clearinghouse for GenAI detransition photos and stories. If you're especially unlucky you might find yourself there. The creator is campaigning across multiple subreddits to drum up a movement against r/actual_detrans because they aren't TERFy.
October 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Watch out for detrans dot ai, which appears to be a clearinghouse for GenAI detransition photos and stories. If you're especially unlucky you might find yourself there. The creator is campaigning across multiple subreddits to drum up a movement against r/actual_detrans because they aren't TERFy.
Interesting that Canvas going down is the apocalypse for higher ed. It's just a gradebook. Anna's Archive is still up. The education system didn't go down, the evaluation system did. Lisa Simpson-ass problem.
October 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Interesting that Canvas going down is the apocalypse for higher ed. It's just a gradebook. Anna's Archive is still up. The education system didn't go down, the evaluation system did. Lisa Simpson-ass problem.
Sora slop is driving me back to books fr. Show me a video a human being had to pay attention to for more than 5 minutes to make it happen. Or hell, don't! I've got books!
October 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Sora slop is driving me back to books fr. Show me a video a human being had to pay attention to for more than 5 minutes to make it happen. Or hell, don't! I've got books!
All the wisdom of Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate, tastelessly woman-washed for maximum involuntary celibacy.
October 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
All the wisdom of Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate, tastelessly woman-washed for maximum involuntary celibacy.
Damn somebody should tell James Gunn that if you're going to cover a 3 minute montage with a song it needs to be listenable. (Re: Fucking My Heart in the Ass in Peacemaker S2 finale, of course.)
October 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Damn somebody should tell James Gunn that if you're going to cover a 3 minute montage with a song it needs to be listenable. (Re: Fucking My Heart in the Ass in Peacemaker S2 finale, of course.)
Donald Trump is worried he's not going to heaven, but in his religion literally all you have to do is ask. So why doesn't he? Is he stupid?
October 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Donald Trump is worried he's not going to heaven, but in his religion literally all you have to do is ask. So why doesn't he? Is he stupid?
Every time I see Stephen Miller I'm just like "I can't believe Jesse Watters wants to fuck that guy."
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Every time I see Stephen Miller I'm just like "I can't believe Jesse Watters wants to fuck that guy."
probably got this meme from someone who got it from here 6 minutes ago but POST
October 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
probably got this meme from someone who got it from here 6 minutes ago but POST
This isn't actually anti-trans outrage losing its bite. This is the only issue that actually matters to the American electorate coming home to roost: "Quit blockin' the TV!" Nobody gives a FUCK what you do in this country as long as it doesn't disturb their stories.
1. Anti-trans outrage is losing its bite.
Last week, Elon Musk led a mass boycott campaign to get trans characters removed from shows on the platform.
Major conservatives joined in.
Now, we have the result: the boycott was a fizzle, and Netflix stock is up.
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Last week, Elon Musk led a mass boycott campaign to get trans characters removed from shows on the platform.
Major conservatives joined in.
Now, we have the result: the boycott was a fizzle, and Netflix stock is up.
Subscribe to support my journalism.
Netflix Stock Up As Elon Musk's Anti-Trans Boycott Fails To Materialize
Last week, conservatives tried to cancel Netflix to force the carrier to remove transgender characters.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This isn't actually anti-trans outrage losing its bite. This is the only issue that actually matters to the American electorate coming home to roost: "Quit blockin' the TV!" Nobody gives a FUCK what you do in this country as long as it doesn't disturb their stories.
The new laurelai bailey plural discourse is wild. "Sure one of her alters is a rapist but if you don't get in her big white van you're a bigot" ok. All the systems I know with malicious alters pretty well accept that they don't get buttons in the discord server though
October 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The new laurelai bailey plural discourse is wild. "Sure one of her alters is a rapist but if you don't get in her big white van you're a bigot" ok. All the systems I know with malicious alters pretty well accept that they don't get buttons in the discord server though