three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays

“The hustle and bustle of the holiday season.”

- Jon Bois

It's outrageous how many actors are British.

I prefer black olives because they fall off the bone.

I've never won a raffle

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.

My soft evocative brown wife

Had coffee with my younger self. Total putz. He asked me to pick the place and then complained that it was so hard to get there, like, 4 times. Kept dropping food on himself. Made fun of me for ordering a vanilla latte and then kept calling me "the vanilla man".