dimpledude2005.bsky.social
@dimpledude2005.bsky.social
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Some people leave their christmas trees up for months which I believe is a signifier of clinical depression
December 25, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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I’ll definitely be seated on Jan 2nd for this. Whatever it is!

“Denial is a River Show” trailer from Doechii
December 26, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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men if they don't find a female content creator attractive: ew wtf. why does she look like that?? get off my timeline. gross. fat. ugly. kys

men if they do find a female content creator attractive: wow, wish I could just get views and likes for being pretty. easy mode.
December 26, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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2025 will be the hottest year on record, and it will hold that title for one year.
December 26, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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Drinking water is the most enjoyable thing I simply hate to do
December 26, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Happy Birthday Dr.Fauci and thank you for saving us! 💙
December 26, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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I slept on my neck weird or I have meningitis.
December 24, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you
December 22, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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I can always tell when the dinosaurs are fake in movies
December 22, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Just hung a mirror up on the wall in my office
December 5, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Me when I get my Oura ring and find out that I sleep like shit every night
December 4, 2024 at 10:02 PM
The Martha Stewart doc really exposed just how much people hate to see a woman achieve success, power, and riches.
Who else saw the movie about Martha Stewart? I've been thinking about all the damage one man – James Comey - has done to women and our country, and he likely feels zero remorse or has no clue. 😡😡
December 4, 2024 at 3:03 PM
The way my wrist bones move more than the jar lid is scary
December 4, 2024 at 3:01 PM
There’s just no reason a black coffee should cost $4
November 30, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I think Janelle Monae has the perfect body
November 18, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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Can't help people who are committed to their own self destruction especially if they are in a death cult.
November 18, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 10:51 AM
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The Discover algorithm before you fix it 😭😂😂
November 17, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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This hashtag is crazy but the food look amazing lmfao
November 16, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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I feel like background checks are probably there for a reason.
November 16, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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Moonlight
November 17, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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It turns out rock-bottom has a basement.
November 15, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Felt that
November 15, 2024 at 9:48 PM