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my constitutional right to post has been restored (for now)
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a jazz bar called hornpub
December 7, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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A vice president at JP Morgan Chase is allegedly behind a prominent neo-Nazi account on Twitter:

www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...
Revealed: the Operators Behind Four Major Neo-Nazi X Accounts
Anonymity has long been a tactic used by extremists to spread their ideology while avoiding social consequences, from Klansmen hoods to online pseudonyms.
www.texasobserver.org
December 4, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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i am declaring partial law!!! (only following the fun laws)
December 4, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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I just had this great idea
December 4, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.
December 3, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Hunter Biden disguised in feathers tried to sneak into the turkey pardon last week
December 2, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Celine Dion be like, of the power of
November 27, 2024 at 1:44 PM
friends we are so cooked
November 27, 2024 at 4:55 AM
cable is so back
November 16, 2024 at 4:55 AM
upstate New York in acrylic
September 26, 2023 at 11:49 PM
gonna start cross posting my paintings here as well. i give you all: my bathroom
September 25, 2023 at 9:47 PM
this elon mark fella sure better stop messing with twitter or i’m gonna kick his ass
July 25, 2023 at 12:46 AM
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me on phone: this is the worst possible time to dump me margaret

tattoo artist: im not quite done so I could make it say I love margaritas
July 10, 2023 at 1:25 PM
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babe im quitting my job and going to learn to become a psychic. now I know what you're thinking, well not yet but im going to learn though
July 9, 2023 at 4:56 PM
who the heck is this elon mark guy
July 7, 2023 at 11:37 PM
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[wife opens grocery list and realizes it's my rap battle lyrics] oh no
[me to some teens in parking lot] eggs and bacon I gots y'all shakin'
July 7, 2023 at 2:10 PM
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subtle joke you missed as a kid:

when your car goes off the track in mario kart, you get Toad (“towed”) - the character Toad shows up on a cloud to drag you to safety
July 6, 2023 at 5:40 PM
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imagine if a completely new post could start off with thousands of likes

EDIT: hello again, what's hot!

EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Edit 3: Remember to like and subscribe!

Edit 4: ok FINE I'll put longcat back...
July 11, 2023 at 4:41 AM
bluesky not ready for this level of post
July 4, 2023 at 4:27 PM
funny that gas is a liquid and not a gas as advertised wtf
July 2, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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ME (2011): oh yea, join Twitter just so I can see what some asshole ate for lunch? No thanks

ME (2023): the only good thing left on Twitter is a DM group called Lunch Chat where we post our lunch & people respond “good lunch”
June 6, 2023 at 5:09 PM
all TV season finales are series finales until the next season comes out. sorry i don’t make the rules
July 2, 2023 at 3:10 PM
absolutely no one on this site wants to hear about floor hands
July 2, 2023 at 4:14 AM