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Now _this_ is @quinnypig.com: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXPp...

Glitter should be illegal to produce, sell, or own.

The picture on your phone or computer desktop isn't a screensaver. Screensavers move, you're talking about wallpaper

Just remember another way of saying 'deregulation' is 'removing rules'. Most of those rules were put in place for a reason, typically to stop rich people shafting us.

Just like cars all have the brake pedal in the same place, remote controls should all have the mute button in the same place.

Worked in a slaughterhouse in my 20s. Now in my 40s & I'm still haunted by it. If everyone had to kill animals for their own meat I'm 100% certain there would be more veggies than meat eaters in the world.

Butter cream is way better than fondant. It's not even close.

Almost haircut time, so I'd better start reading-up on the football, so I can actually speak to the hairdresser and know what he is talking about. Go sports teams!

If I tell you it's a rough mockup and you then start pointing out small layout issues then you are a fucking idiot.

If we're going to sit and watch a film together I need you to understand I do not give a flying fuck who the actors are or what else they've been in. Now get off IMDB and shut up.

naptime is wasted on small children who do not adequately appreciate it