Uzi Doorman
@diemadpunk.bsky.social
Presented By: The Balladeer
Taboo DNI ~ Pure Lewd DNI ~ Dark Themes ~ MDNI
All Art Is Official Unless Otherwise Stated
Taboo DNI ~ Pure Lewd DNI ~ Dark Themes ~ MDNI
All Art Is Official Unless Otherwise Stated
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"Sorry, just me in here. I think dumb things are frickin' cool, and I...AM...FREEEEEEEEEEE!"
An Indie Portrayal Of Uzi Doorman From Murder Drones
A Refreshing Take From The Oasis
An Indie Portrayal Of Uzi Doorman From Murder Drones
A Refreshing Take From The Oasis
"Well, my tail keeps making me wear bows and pull horrifying, horrible pranks on my friends"
"Sometimes it almost starts the apocalypse. And... When I hear Russian all I can see is Dolls Corpse."
"The last thing she did was warn me. Her final message just... 'fight back.' It's haunting"
"Sometimes it almost starts the apocalypse. And... When I hear Russian all I can see is Dolls Corpse."
"The last thing she did was warn me. Her final message just... 'fight back.' It's haunting"
"Honest.. Yes it is definitely better not to ask questions... So how is it dealing with a bitch in the tail and russian.
Though I did hear russian is one of the best way's to curse someone out"
Uzi probably learned a couple words to shout at people.
Though I did hear russian is one of the best way's to curse someone out"
Uzi probably learned a couple words to shout at people.
"I stopped questioning things when I blew J clean in half with my Railgun and she showed up like two days later"
"And also the next day as an Eldritch abomination but that wasn't really J. Pretty sure it was Cyn"
"Point being, who fricken knows"
"And also the next day as an Eldritch abomination but that wasn't really J. Pretty sure it was Cyn"
"Point being, who fricken knows"
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"Well, my tail keeps making me wear bows and pull horrifying, horrible pranks on my friends"
"Sometimes it almost starts the apocalypse. And... When I hear Russian all I can see is Dolls Corpse."
"The last thing she did was warn me. Her final message just... 'fight back.' It's haunting"
"Sometimes it almost starts the apocalypse. And... When I hear Russian all I can see is Dolls Corpse."
"The last thing she did was warn me. Her final message just... 'fight back.' It's haunting"
"I stopped questioning things when I blew J clean in half with my Railgun and she showed up like two days later"
"And also the next day as an Eldritch abomination but that wasn't really J. Pretty sure it was Cyn"
"Point being, who fricken knows"
"And also the next day as an Eldritch abomination but that wasn't really J. Pretty sure it was Cyn"
"Point being, who fricken knows"
"That sounds a little horrible. Hmm.. but it is possible to push something out. So wait if Cyn is in you how is she..
This is some multiverse theory bullshit huh. Well it would make sense since i am here and not six feet under"
Quite the heavy sigh she let out with that thought in the head.
This is some multiverse theory bullshit huh. Well it would make sense since i am here and not six feet under"
Quite the heavy sigh she let out with that thought in the head.
"Worse. She left herself. I'm not gonna pretend I understand how it works, but when I beat Cyn I had to eat her core"
"Otherwise she was just gonna come back. But she ate Doll's Core."
"And now I have both of them in my head. Cyn speaks through my tail and I hear Russian in my dreams!"
"Otherwise she was just gonna come back. But she ate Doll's Core."
"And now I have both of them in my head. Cyn speaks through my tail and I hear Russian in my dreams!"
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"I stopped questioning things when I blew J clean in half with my Railgun and she showed up like two days later"
"And also the next day as an Eldritch abomination but that wasn't really J. Pretty sure it was Cyn"
"Point being, who fricken knows"
"And also the next day as an Eldritch abomination but that wasn't really J. Pretty sure it was Cyn"
"Point being, who fricken knows"
"Worse. She left herself. I'm not gonna pretend I understand how it works, but when I beat Cyn I had to eat her core"
"Otherwise she was just gonna come back. But she ate Doll's Core."
"And now I have both of them in my head. Cyn speaks through my tail and I hear Russian in my dreams!"
"Otherwise she was just gonna come back. But she ate Doll's Core."
"And now I have both of them in my head. Cyn speaks through my tail and I hear Russian in my dreams!"
"...My condolences. Did she.. leave behind notes. Anything? Such power should come with a learning to harness it"
She doesn't know what exactly happened but she reckons information might be available.. unless said info was purely in the memory.
She doesn't know what exactly happened but she reckons information might be available.. unless said info was purely in the memory.
"Oh don't worry I don't abuse it. Besides I'm still learning how to use these sick ass Solver Powers"
"Doll was strong... Way stronger than me. If she hadn't..."
She seemed to break character for a moment, seeming distressed
"She could do a lot I couldn't. Same with Cyn. I need to learn"
"Doll was strong... Way stronger than me. If she hadn't..."
She seemed to break character for a moment, seeming distressed
"She could do a lot I couldn't. Same with Cyn. I need to learn"
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"Worse. She left herself. I'm not gonna pretend I understand how it works, but when I beat Cyn I had to eat her core"
"Otherwise she was just gonna come back. But she ate Doll's Core."
"And now I have both of them in my head. Cyn speaks through my tail and I hear Russian in my dreams!"
"Otherwise she was just gonna come back. But she ate Doll's Core."
"And now I have both of them in my head. Cyn speaks through my tail and I hear Russian in my dreams!"
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ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ, ꜱᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴀᴍ.
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ, ꜱᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴀᴍ.
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
"I was made because my mom and my dad loved each other very much but cool beans lady."
"But I like your hair. Purple for life right?"
"But I like your hair. Purple for life right?"
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
"I was made because my mom and my dad loved each other very much but cool beans lady."
"But I like your hair. Purple for life right?"
"But I like your hair. Purple for life right?"
"Oh don't worry I don't abuse it. Besides I'm still learning how to use these sick ass Solver Powers"
"Doll was strong... Way stronger than me. If she hadn't..."
She seemed to break character for a moment, seeming distressed
"She could do a lot I couldn't. Same with Cyn. I need to learn"
"Doll was strong... Way stronger than me. If she hadn't..."
She seemed to break character for a moment, seeming distressed
"She could do a lot I couldn't. Same with Cyn. I need to learn"
Well that is.. terrifying to say the least. But it doesn't seem to act like a real one. Unless it is eating matter as we speak
"Please use that with moderation.. If you delete to much I have to restore it. And it HURTS when balance is all outta wack"
But credit where credit is due. Uzi is powerful
"Please use that with moderation.. If you delete to much I have to restore it. And it HURTS when balance is all outta wack"
But credit where credit is due. Uzi is powerful
"Never hurts to have some extra firepower. This rail gun is basically my extra firepower."
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 AM
"Oh don't worry I don't abuse it. Besides I'm still learning how to use these sick ass Solver Powers"
"Doll was strong... Way stronger than me. If she hadn't..."
She seemed to break character for a moment, seeming distressed
"She could do a lot I couldn't. Same with Cyn. I need to learn"
"Doll was strong... Way stronger than me. If she hadn't..."
She seemed to break character for a moment, seeming distressed
"She could do a lot I couldn't. Same with Cyn. I need to learn"
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"... Okay cool, so same question. Are you coming onto me?"
"Or maybe it's more of a, is that a threat or a promise moment"
"Or maybe it's more of a, is that a threat or a promise moment"
“𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕦𝕣𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦.”
"I don't understand are you coming onto me now?"
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"... Okay cool, so same question. Are you coming onto me?"
"Or maybe it's more of a, is that a threat or a promise moment"
"Or maybe it's more of a, is that a threat or a promise moment"
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The Immortal Empress and Queen of the people of Inazuma. May her reign be eternal.
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Lewd themes will be present on the TL.
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The Immortal Empress and Queen of the people of Inazuma. May her reign be eternal.
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Lewd themes will be present on the TL.
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September 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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The Immortal Empress and Queen of the people of Inazuma. May her reign be eternal.
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Lewd themes will be present on the TL.
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The Immortal Empress and Queen of the people of Inazuma. May her reign be eternal.
N/SFW RP Account
Lewd themes will be present on the TL.
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"Never hurts to have some extra firepower. This rail gun is basically my extra firepower."
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"Never hurts to have some extra firepower. This rail gun is basically my extra firepower."
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
"No there was only ever 1 V. You need to learn to count pal before you ever try to even fight me. You won't stand even a tiny sliver of a chance"
"I'm sure you'll figure it out very quickly. 1 V. One N and 1 me."
"I'm sure you'll figure it out very quickly. 1 V. One N and 1 me."
“You foiled Cyn because she had an incompetent lackey by her side. Rest assured, I would have made the fight go from a 3 v 2 to a 1 v 2. But you will not need to worry about that as long as she does not seem my involvement necessary.”
"Yeah, cause if you did you'd need all your clones cause I would mess you up!"
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
"No there was only ever 1 V. You need to learn to count pal before you ever try to even fight me. You won't stand even a tiny sliver of a chance"
"I'm sure you'll figure it out very quickly. 1 V. One N and 1 me."
"I'm sure you'll figure it out very quickly. 1 V. One N and 1 me."
"Yeah, cause if you did you'd need all your clones cause I would mess you up!"
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"Yeah, cause if you did you'd need all your clones cause I would mess you up!"
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
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'You better watch yourself if you come around here. I don't play around with this crud anymore. I'm sick of all these games!"
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
'You better watch yourself if you come around here. I don't play around with this crud anymore. I'm sick of all these games!"
"Yeah well there were just tons of dead drones down there anyways, you expect me to memorize all of them?"
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"Yeah well there were just tons of dead drones down there anyways, you expect me to memorize all of them?"
"Mhm, but this is my first time seeing you. So you're new to me. Also, I genuinely just barely know the Elliot's."
"But they didn't change your legs from these stringy noodles to thick and metaphorically meaty"
"You seen the legs she put on J and V?"
"But they didn't change your legs from these stringy noodles to thick and metaphorically meaty"
"You seen the legs she put on J and V?"
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"Mhm, but this is my first time seeing you. So you're new to me. Also, I genuinely just barely know the Elliot's."
"But they didn't change your legs from these stringy noodles to thick and metaphorically meaty"
"You seen the legs she put on J and V?"
"But they didn't change your legs from these stringy noodles to thick and metaphorically meaty"
"You seen the legs she put on J and V?"
"Oh, you're a new one... Why did Cyn make you all so hot?"
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"Oh, you're a new one... Why did Cyn make you all so hot?"
"I don't understand are you coming onto me now?"
“𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 ‘𝕔𝕦𝕕𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕤’ 𝕗𝕠𝕣.”
"I activated a tummy ache so I could get cuddles without having to ask"
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I don't understand are you coming onto me now?"
"Wait hold on this is kind of fire"
Renaming the Murder Drones
To the Murder Clankers.
To the Murder Clankers.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"Wait hold on this is kind of fire"
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November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴍᴀɴ, ɪ'ᴍ ɪɴ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ
ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ
ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ
February 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴍᴀɴ, ɪ'ᴍ ɪɴ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ
ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ
ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ