Uzi Doorman
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All Art Is Official Unless Otherwise Stated
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"Sorry, just me in here. I think dumb things are frickin' cool, and I...AM...FREEEEEEEEEEE!"
An Indie Portrayal Of Uzi Doorman From Murder Drones
A Refreshing Take From The Oasis
An Indie Portrayal Of Uzi Doorman From Murder Drones
A Refreshing Take From The Oasis
"Oh don't worry I don't abuse it. Besides I'm still learning how to use these sick ass Solver Powers"
"Doll was strong... Way stronger than me. If she hadn't..."
She seemed to break character for a moment, seeming distressed
"She could do a lot I couldn't. Same with Cyn. I need to learn"
"Doll was strong... Way stronger than me. If she hadn't..."
She seemed to break character for a moment, seeming distressed
"She could do a lot I couldn't. Same with Cyn. I need to learn"
Well that is.. terrifying to say the least. But it doesn't seem to act like a real one. Unless it is eating matter as we speak
"Please use that with moderation.. If you delete to much I have to restore it. And it HURTS when balance is all outta wack"
But credit where credit is due. Uzi is powerful
"Please use that with moderation.. If you delete to much I have to restore it. And it HURTS when balance is all outta wack"
But credit where credit is due. Uzi is powerful
"Never hurts to have some extra firepower. This rail gun is basically my extra firepower."
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 AM
"Oh don't worry I don't abuse it. Besides I'm still learning how to use these sick ass Solver Powers"
"Doll was strong... Way stronger than me. If she hadn't..."
She seemed to break character for a moment, seeming distressed
"She could do a lot I couldn't. Same with Cyn. I need to learn"
"Doll was strong... Way stronger than me. If she hadn't..."
She seemed to break character for a moment, seeming distressed
"She could do a lot I couldn't. Same with Cyn. I need to learn"
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"... Okay cool, so same question. Are you coming onto me?"
"Or maybe it's more of a, is that a threat or a promise moment"
"Or maybe it's more of a, is that a threat or a promise moment"
“𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕦𝕣𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦.”
"I don't understand are you coming onto me now?"
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"... Okay cool, so same question. Are you coming onto me?"
"Or maybe it's more of a, is that a threat or a promise moment"
"Or maybe it's more of a, is that a threat or a promise moment"
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The Immortal Empress and Queen of the people of Inazuma. May her reign be eternal.
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The Immortal Empress and Queen of the people of Inazuma. May her reign be eternal.
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September 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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The Immortal Empress and Queen of the people of Inazuma. May her reign be eternal.
N/SFW RP Account
Lewd themes will be present on the TL.
Viewer Discretion advised.
The Immortal Empress and Queen of the people of Inazuma. May her reign be eternal.
N/SFW RP Account
Lewd themes will be present on the TL.
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"Never hurts to have some extra firepower. This rail gun is basically my extra firepower."
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"Never hurts to have some extra firepower. This rail gun is basically my extra firepower."
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
"No there was only ever 1 V. You need to learn to count pal before you ever try to even fight me. You won't stand even a tiny sliver of a chance"
"I'm sure you'll figure it out very quickly. 1 V. One N and 1 me."
"I'm sure you'll figure it out very quickly. 1 V. One N and 1 me."
“You foiled Cyn because she had an incompetent lackey by her side. Rest assured, I would have made the fight go from a 3 v 2 to a 1 v 2. But you will not need to worry about that as long as she does not seem my involvement necessary.”
"Yeah, cause if you did you'd need all your clones cause I would mess you up!"
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
"No there was only ever 1 V. You need to learn to count pal before you ever try to even fight me. You won't stand even a tiny sliver of a chance"
"I'm sure you'll figure it out very quickly. 1 V. One N and 1 me."
"I'm sure you'll figure it out very quickly. 1 V. One N and 1 me."
"Yeah, cause if you did you'd need all your clones cause I would mess you up!"
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"Yeah, cause if you did you'd need all your clones cause I would mess you up!"
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
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'You better watch yourself if you come around here. I don't play around with this crud anymore. I'm sick of all these games!"
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
'You better watch yourself if you come around here. I don't play around with this crud anymore. I'm sick of all these games!"
"Yeah well there were just tons of dead drones down there anyways, you expect me to memorize all of them?"
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"Yeah well there were just tons of dead drones down there anyways, you expect me to memorize all of them?"
"Mhm, but this is my first time seeing you. So you're new to me. Also, I genuinely just barely know the Elliot's."
"But they didn't change your legs from these stringy noodles to thick and metaphorically meaty"
"You seen the legs she put on J and V?"
"But they didn't change your legs from these stringy noodles to thick and metaphorically meaty"
"You seen the legs she put on J and V?"
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"Mhm, but this is my first time seeing you. So you're new to me. Also, I genuinely just barely know the Elliot's."
"But they didn't change your legs from these stringy noodles to thick and metaphorically meaty"
"You seen the legs she put on J and V?"
"But they didn't change your legs from these stringy noodles to thick and metaphorically meaty"
"You seen the legs she put on J and V?"
"Oh, you're a new one... Why did Cyn make you all so hot?"
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"Oh, you're a new one... Why did Cyn make you all so hot?"
"I don't understand are you coming onto me now?"
“𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 ‘𝕔𝕦𝕕𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕤’ 𝕗𝕠𝕣.”
"I activated a tummy ache so I could get cuddles without having to ask"
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I don't understand are you coming onto me now?"
"Wait hold on this is kind of fire"
Renaming the Murder Drones
To the Murder Clankers.
To the Murder Clankers.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"Wait hold on this is kind of fire"
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November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Reposted by Uzi Doorman
ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴍᴀɴ, ɪ'ᴍ ɪɴ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ
ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ
ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ
February 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴍᴀɴ, ɪ'ᴍ ɪɴ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ
ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ
ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ
"I activated a tummy ache so I could get cuddles without having to ask"
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"I activated a tummy ache so I could get cuddles without having to ask"
"Check this out God lady!"
And she turns to aim her tail gun at a random building, firing it while laughing like a maniacal freak.
The goblin unleashes
And she turns to aim her tail gun at a random building, firing it while laughing like a maniacal freak.
The goblin unleashes
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Check this out God lady!"
And she turns to aim her tail gun at a random building, firing it while laughing like a maniacal freak.
The goblin unleashes
And she turns to aim her tail gun at a random building, firing it while laughing like a maniacal freak.
The goblin unleashes
"Well I have this sick ass rail gun that I built out of scrap I found on the ground"
Why does she just... Have that
"Built it to kill Disassembly Drones. Became very useful later on. My dad made one too, not as strong but it shoots more"
"And we've got doors."
Why does she just... Have that
"Built it to kill Disassembly Drones. Became very useful later on. My dad made one too, not as strong but it shoots more"
"And we've got doors."
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"Well I have this sick ass rail gun that I built out of scrap I found on the ground"
Why does she just... Have that
"Built it to kill Disassembly Drones. Became very useful later on. My dad made one too, not as strong but it shoots more"
"And we've got doors."
Why does she just... Have that
"Built it to kill Disassembly Drones. Became very useful later on. My dad made one too, not as strong but it shoots more"
"And we've got doors."
"Nah I'm good. Asking gods or humans questions has never once gone well ever"
She puts her hands up and laughs
"But hey, I guess I can say we are cool for not or whatever"
"Just don't give me a reason to not trust you obviously"
She puts her hands up and laughs
"But hey, I guess I can say we are cool for not or whatever"
"Just don't give me a reason to not trust you obviously"
"I do understand. Always good to have your guard up. You have good senses I am pretty sure"
Honest she is glad Uzi is cautious about it all.
"But if you have questions I shall answer with truth. If.. I can that is. Not all knowing. Better that way"
Honest she is glad Uzi is cautious about it all.
"But if you have questions I shall answer with truth. If.. I can that is. Not all knowing. Better that way"
She watches her body language, crossing her arms and groaning in annoyance
"Yeah I'm not an idiot. Obviously humans couldn't make energy blasts. But there is etiquette that is important"
"Until I know I can trust you I'm gonna be a bit guarded. I'm sure you. An understand"
"Yeah I'm not an idiot. Obviously humans couldn't make energy blasts. But there is etiquette that is important"
"Until I know I can trust you I'm gonna be a bit guarded. I'm sure you. An understand"
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"Nah I'm good. Asking gods or humans questions has never once gone well ever"
She puts her hands up and laughs
"But hey, I guess I can say we are cool for not or whatever"
"Just don't give me a reason to not trust you obviously"
She puts her hands up and laughs
"But hey, I guess I can say we are cool for not or whatever"
"Just don't give me a reason to not trust you obviously"
She watches her body language, crossing her arms and groaning in annoyance
"Yeah I'm not an idiot. Obviously humans couldn't make energy blasts. But there is etiquette that is important"
"Until I know I can trust you I'm gonna be a bit guarded. I'm sure you. An understand"
"Yeah I'm not an idiot. Obviously humans couldn't make energy blasts. But there is etiquette that is important"
"Until I know I can trust you I'm gonna be a bit guarded. I'm sure you. An understand"
"You think I care about you illegaly getting items. And well you do seem like the type to challenge god and beyond"
Since the hand wasn't shaken she will pull it back.
"As for the anime you totally purchased legally. Take all that with a grain of salt.. Some are.. strange"
Since the hand wasn't shaken she will pull it back.
"As for the anime you totally purchased legally. Take all that with a grain of salt.. Some are.. strange"
"Uh, okay, I guess I'm Uzi. Didn't think I'd ever actually be introducing myself to a human. Or God. Or whatever"
"I don't know. All I know about humans is from the anime I pirate--- iiii mean. Legally purchased online"
"Totally"
"I don't know. All I know about humans is from the anime I pirate--- iiii mean. Legally purchased online"
"Totally"
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
She watches her body language, crossing her arms and groaning in annoyance
"Yeah I'm not an idiot. Obviously humans couldn't make energy blasts. But there is etiquette that is important"
"Until I know I can trust you I'm gonna be a bit guarded. I'm sure you. An understand"
"Yeah I'm not an idiot. Obviously humans couldn't make energy blasts. But there is etiquette that is important"
"Until I know I can trust you I'm gonna be a bit guarded. I'm sure you. An understand"
"Uh, okay, I guess I'm Uzi. Didn't think I'd ever actually be introducing myself to a human. Or God. Or whatever"
"I don't know. All I know about humans is from the anime I pirate--- iiii mean. Legally purchased online"
"Totally"
"I don't know. All I know about humans is from the anime I pirate--- iiii mean. Legally purchased online"
"Totally"
"Honestly with how humans tend to be I do not blame you"
"Well I assure you. I am not out to make your life harder then it already has been"
She held out a hand.
"Name's Aino. I would do my usual spiel. But that has no merit here"
"Well I assure you. I am not out to make your life harder then it already has been"
She held out a hand.
"Name's Aino. I would do my usual spiel. But that has no merit here"
She just shrugs
"Eh, I was going to kill all the humans myself, or at least planned to for a bit"
"When I thought that THEY sent the disassembly drones. Which... Yeah obviously they didn't"
"I know one cool human, mom told me about him. His name is Mitchell"
"Eh, I was going to kill all the humans myself, or at least planned to for a bit"
"When I thought that THEY sent the disassembly drones. Which... Yeah obviously they didn't"
"I know one cool human, mom told me about him. His name is Mitchell"
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"Uh, okay, I guess I'm Uzi. Didn't think I'd ever actually be introducing myself to a human. Or God. Or whatever"
"I don't know. All I know about humans is from the anime I pirate--- iiii mean. Legally purchased online"
"Totally"
"I don't know. All I know about humans is from the anime I pirate--- iiii mean. Legally purchased online"
"Totally"