Uzi Doorman
@diemadpunk.bsky.social
Presented By: The Balladeer
Taboo DNI ~ Pure Lewd DNI ~ Dark Themes ~ MDNI
All Art Is Official Unless Otherwise Stated
Taboo DNI ~ Pure Lewd DNI ~ Dark Themes ~ MDNI
All Art Is Official Unless Otherwise Stated
"I was made because my mom and my dad loved each other very much but cool beans lady."
"But I like your hair. Purple for life right?"
"But I like your hair. Purple for life right?"
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
"I was made because my mom and my dad loved each other very much but cool beans lady."
"But I like your hair. Purple for life right?"
"But I like your hair. Purple for life right?"
"Never hurts to have some extra firepower. This rail gun is basically my extra firepower."
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"Never hurts to have some extra firepower. This rail gun is basically my extra firepower."
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
"Considering I can kinda just... Make black holes"
"See?"
She reaches forward, creating a Null on the palm of her hand
"Yeah, cause if you did you'd need all your clones cause I would mess you up!"
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"Yeah, cause if you did you'd need all your clones cause I would mess you up!"
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
"I've foiled Cyn before I can do it all over again."
'You better watch yourself if you come around here. I don't play around with this crud anymore. I'm sick of all these games!"
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
'You better watch yourself if you come around here. I don't play around with this crud anymore. I'm sick of all these games!"
"Yeah well there were just tons of dead drones down there anyways, you expect me to memorize all of them?"
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"Yeah well there were just tons of dead drones down there anyways, you expect me to memorize all of them?"
"Mhm, but this is my first time seeing you. So you're new to me. Also, I genuinely just barely know the Elliot's."
"But they didn't change your legs from these stringy noodles to thick and metaphorically meaty"
"You seen the legs she put on J and V?"
"But they didn't change your legs from these stringy noodles to thick and metaphorically meaty"
"You seen the legs she put on J and V?"
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"Mhm, but this is my first time seeing you. So you're new to me. Also, I genuinely just barely know the Elliot's."
"But they didn't change your legs from these stringy noodles to thick and metaphorically meaty"
"You seen the legs she put on J and V?"
"But they didn't change your legs from these stringy noodles to thick and metaphorically meaty"
"You seen the legs she put on J and V?"
"Oh, you're a new one... Why did Cyn make you all so hot?"
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"Oh, you're a new one... Why did Cyn make you all so hot?"
"I activated a tummy ache so I could get cuddles without having to ask"
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"I activated a tummy ache so I could get cuddles without having to ask"
"Check this out God lady!"
And she turns to aim her tail gun at a random building, firing it while laughing like a maniacal freak.
The goblin unleashes
And she turns to aim her tail gun at a random building, firing it while laughing like a maniacal freak.
The goblin unleashes
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Check this out God lady!"
And she turns to aim her tail gun at a random building, firing it while laughing like a maniacal freak.
The goblin unleashes
And she turns to aim her tail gun at a random building, firing it while laughing like a maniacal freak.
The goblin unleashes
"Well I have this sick ass rail gun that I built out of scrap I found on the ground"
Why does she just... Have that
"Built it to kill Disassembly Drones. Became very useful later on. My dad made one too, not as strong but it shoots more"
"And we've got doors."
Why does she just... Have that
"Built it to kill Disassembly Drones. Became very useful later on. My dad made one too, not as strong but it shoots more"
"And we've got doors."
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"Well I have this sick ass rail gun that I built out of scrap I found on the ground"
Why does she just... Have that
"Built it to kill Disassembly Drones. Became very useful later on. My dad made one too, not as strong but it shoots more"
"And we've got doors."
Why does she just... Have that
"Built it to kill Disassembly Drones. Became very useful later on. My dad made one too, not as strong but it shoots more"
"And we've got doors."
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"Falling off? Like your good off the cliff?!"
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Falling off? Like your good off the cliff?!"
"Go cry to the only real friend you killed"
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"Go cry to the only real friend you killed"
She is jamming to Absolute Territory By Ken Ashcorp
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
She is jamming to Absolute Territory By Ken Ashcorp
"YOU FIRST GLITCH-3PO"
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"YOU FIRST GLITCH-3PO"
"Oh gross. Is that Cyn? Seriously? Thought I already had to deal with this"
"Hate when they bring back old villains"
"Hate when they bring back old villains"
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Oh gross. Is that Cyn? Seriously? Thought I already had to deal with this"
"Hate when they bring back old villains"
"Hate when they bring back old villains"
"Sorry, just me in here. I think dumb things are frickin' cool, and I...AM...FREEEEEEEEEEE!"
An Indie Portrayal Of Uzi Doorman From Murder Drones
A Refreshing Take From The Oasis
An Indie Portrayal Of Uzi Doorman From Murder Drones
A Refreshing Take From The Oasis
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"Sorry, just me in here. I think dumb things are frickin' cool, and I...AM...FREEEEEEEEEEE!"
An Indie Portrayal Of Uzi Doorman From Murder Drones
A Refreshing Take From The Oasis
An Indie Portrayal Of Uzi Doorman From Murder Drones
A Refreshing Take From The Oasis