Die_Robots_Die
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Die_Robots_Die
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Battling robots since forever...
I’m fine with Cracker Barrel going back to its old logo, but when is it going to change its blatantly racist name?

We’re all just fine with being called “crackers,” is that right?
August 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The greatest tragedy is most people don’t appreciate what a great use of a Fletch quote this joke is.
(Fletch voice) Thank God, the… Democrats.
July 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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You might find this picture morbid or eerie- odd in its own way, with unsettling details. Why is there a body on a door? Why is there no casket? And why is this happening in a lawn? It's a short story - one that makes the distant, abstract feeling of war suddenly tangible:
June 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I don’t know about George Santos, but I’m reserving judgement until I hear who Kitara Ravache is endorsing.😁
BREAKING: George Santos has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
June 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
A lot of people are excited for self-driving cars and so am I.

Finally, I'll feel what it's like to kill a kid without having any personal responsibility!
A variation on a Norm Macdonald joke…
“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.”

@cbsaustin @velez_tx
June 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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This is a category error. People who foolishly think the problem with Tesla was not enough Musk have it exactly backward. He poisoned the brand because he’s involved. Getting more involved will not make it better.
Heard on the Street: Elon Musk is promising more attention on Tesla, but brand damage from his political activities won’t be easy to repair
Tesla Has a Deep Hole to Pull Out Of
Elon Musk promises more attention on the EV maker, but brand damage from his political activities won’t be easy to repair.
buff.ly
April 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
DEI doesn’t really threaten anyone. It enhances innovation, equality and compassion. If people feel threatened by it, that’s their baggage showing up.
Whew, this truth-telling. Can I get an "Amen" from the congregation?
April 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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ONE IF BY LAND

TWO IF BY D.C.

the north end church in boston

it’s 250 years today

@northendpage.bsky.social
April 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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April 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I was just informed by @chrislhayes.bsky.social (who flagged this on his show last week) that the grant cancellation leaves them just $133K short for this spring's national contest. We can handle that, can't we?
April 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“They can take our cards, our board games, our Jenga, even our video games, but we will never let them take our (checks Technical Directive)…LINE DANCING!!!”
Is it even really a fighting force without line dancing? Not in my America! 🇺🇸👊💃🕺🪩🔥
During WWII the US deployed a Naval ship whose sole purpose was to make, store, and provide ice cream to troops actively deployed to heavy combat areas. Now you can't even have 9 ball
April 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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The Senator will be my guest tonight on @allinwithchris.bsky.social
JUST IN: Sen. Van Hollen says he is going to El Salvador tomorrow to see if he can talk to Abrego Garcia.
April 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
April 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The definition of SNAFU. At least he's profound in some way! Just the worst way possible. 🤦
Donald Trump has committed the most profound, harmful and unnecessary economic error in the modern era. Almost everything he said—on history, economics and the technicalities of trade—was utterly deluded econ.st/3YbbFjq
April 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If there is a silver lining, the stupidity is probably causing this to end quicker than if he were a strategic tyrant. Unfortunately, that's like saying "At least he's flying us straight into the ground, instead of flying us from DC to specifically crash into the NY stock market."
"This might be the single stupidest thing any of us will ever see. It is stupid in every way: presentationally, intellectually, politically, methodologically, morally and of course economically...It’s as if we’ve attained a new state of human mindlessness, a kind of species milestone."
April 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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In case you missed it last night, here's my first take on the new tariffs imposed by the US. Recorded a few minutes after the Rose Garden press conference. A massive moment in geopolitics & economics. And one we'll be reckoning with for a long time to come youtu.be/RjtVQANSQf8?...
Trump's tariffs: What just happened?
YouTube video by Sky News
youtu.be
April 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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BREAKING: Citizens of Heard and McDonald islands have issued a statement after trump's 10% tariff.

❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
#canada #canadastrong #elbowsup #markcarneyforpm #cdnpoli #voteliberal #tariffs #tradewar #neverpoilievre #never51state #buycanadian #supportlocal
April 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I am also dying to know how this White House list is ordered. It's not alphabetical, it's not by tariff rates, it's not population, it's not GDP, what is it???
April 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Wait? Did someone tell him that wartime presidents had better approval ratings? I don’t think he knows that trade wars don’t count.
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh wait, I’m not an idiot. Whoops… My bad!
But isn’t it “liberating” to know that you can be bad at business, a bad negotiator, and basically an idiot, and still hold the highest office in the land! That means that I might have a chance!
April 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think that’s the same pricing as my local car wash! What an idiotic and oversimplified looking chart! 10% gets you 10%, but 20% gets 10%. Way to incentivize the EU, UK to raise tariffs to 20%.
Here is the full list. Trademageddon.
April 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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If You Don’t Support Due Process For Non-Citizens, Then You Don’t Support The Constitution
If You Don’t Support Due Process For Non-Citizens, Then You Don’t Support The Constitution
Every single day in this country right now, people are being detained and deported without due process. This is illegal, this is unconstitutional. Every day ...
dlvr.it
April 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Money corrupts, and money in politics corrupts completely.
April 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Well, I think that’s just self care? Good title for a book about our current times, “Popping a gummie.”
This is not the year for your April Fools’ nonsense. One of the first things I saw when I opened my eyes this morning was that a carrier was being named the USS Musk and it almost had me popping a gummy before 8 a.m.
April 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Politics aside? What does that mean? How do you put politics aside? We’re all on the internet right now. Right?
Politics aside, what's Jackson Browne up to these days? Probably a stupid question with the world going to down the shitter, but I can't help being curious.
April 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM