Dai Francis
@dickypickles.bsky.social
Musk went and fucked it, didn't he?
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This Christmas, I'd like Rami Malek get fucking hench and make a Danzig biopic.
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
This Christmas, I'd like Rami Malek get fucking hench and make a Danzig biopic.
We talk about F*r*ge getting caught being a massive racist in a "AHA! Gotcha!" manner as if his racist supporters are going to abandon him for being racist. It's why they fucking love him.
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We talk about F*r*ge getting caught being a massive racist in a "AHA! Gotcha!" manner as if his racist supporters are going to abandon him for being racist. It's why they fucking love him.
Why are all the ADHD help accounts all "break tasks down into manageable steps, get more outdoor time, log your thoughts"? I can't do all that, I just wanted an excuse to be generally shit at life and to be able to get my poorly-laminated ADHD card out when anyone calls me on my bullshit.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Why are all the ADHD help accounts all "break tasks down into manageable steps, get more outdoor time, log your thoughts"? I can't do all that, I just wanted an excuse to be generally shit at life and to be able to get my poorly-laminated ADHD card out when anyone calls me on my bullshit.
Neath night out pawb.
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Neath night out pawb.
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When I was a little boy I thought that my bell end was the tip of a sausage, and that if I pulled my foreskin back too far while weeing the sausage would fall in the toilet. I also thought my buttocks were where poo was stored.
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
When I was a little boy I thought that my bell end was the tip of a sausage, and that if I pulled my foreskin back too far while weeing the sausage would fall in the toilet. I also thought my buttocks were where poo was stored.
First St. Ffagans and now The Louvre?
October 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
First St. Ffagans and now The Louvre?
So Watkins has fallen victim to a stairwell nonce-bashing that's left him quadraspazzed on a life glug.
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
So Watkins has fallen victim to a stairwell nonce-bashing that's left him quadraspazzed on a life glug.
Never dreamt I fucked a crocodile.
September 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Never dreamt I fucked a crocodile.
Retiring to bed to listen to the Killing Thatcher audiobook.
September 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Retiring to bed to listen to the Killing Thatcher audiobook.
Why doesn't Graham just admit he really wants to suck off trans chicks so we can all get on with our lives?
September 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Why doesn't Graham just admit he really wants to suck off trans chicks so we can all get on with our lives?
More like BJ day.
August 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
More like BJ day.
Has Clarkson done his annual post/column yet?
August 15, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Has Clarkson done his annual post/column yet?
The man has clearly not seen JAV XXL Super Busty - Oh No Me And My Large Breasts Are Lost In Tokyo Subway.
August 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The man has clearly not seen JAV XXL Super Busty - Oh No Me And My Large Breasts Are Lost In Tokyo Subway.
Hey, I Just Rimmed You, And This Is Crazy, But I'm A Possum, And You've Got Rabies It's 10:00PM
July 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Finally fucking clicked, eh?
Foreign Secretary David Lammy suspends UK-Israel trade negotiations and summons the Israeli ambassador over IDF actions in Gaza, which he says are "incompatible with the principles that underpin our bilateral relations" and an "affront to the values of the British people."
May 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Finally fucking clicked, eh?
Are these bricks tits?
May 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Are these bricks tits?
Have a butcher's at a Swansea band's new "single", which is actually a three minute crescendo that repeats the same verse three times. If you like to hear drums that a nine-year-old can play, then this is for you. found.ee/lighthouse2025
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May 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Have a butcher's at a Swansea band's new "single", which is actually a three minute crescendo that repeats the same verse three times. If you like to hear drums that a nine-year-old can play, then this is for you. found.ee/lighthouse2025
Mad episode of one of the best podcasts out there.
April 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Mad episode of one of the best podcasts out there.
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
March 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
Send it home, Wally.
February 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Send it home, Wally.
Fuckin loads. King David. David Koresh. Berkowitz. Dave Matthews. Dave Draiman. David Brom. My awful mate Dave. David Fuller. Lots of top Davids, too.
ok, just because this is close to my heart: who's the worst person with your first name?
It's long been the worst of times for many of us
February 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Fuckin loads. King David. David Koresh. Berkowitz. Dave Matthews. Dave Draiman. David Brom. My awful mate Dave. David Fuller. Lots of top Davids, too.