shanzra
@dicktective.bsky.social
30 something | gender something | fandom something
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"bluesky is cooking it's really taking off" i have not yet seen a teenager posting stuff like 'you dont miss your dead dog you miss uncritical affection from someone who can't challenge you' so no i do not agree
November 11, 2024 at 12:52 PM
"bluesky is cooking it's really taking off" i have not yet seen a teenager posting stuff like 'you dont miss your dead dog you miss uncritical affection from someone who can't challenge you' so no i do not agree
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too many cis people have internalized the past decade of transphobia about how if they make a single minor mistake towards a trans person we'll go supernova meanwhile most trans people i know are hesitant to correct anyone on anything because they don't want to make a thing out of it.
November 12, 2024 at 5:31 PM
too many cis people have internalized the past decade of transphobia about how if they make a single minor mistake towards a trans person we'll go supernova meanwhile most trans people i know are hesitant to correct anyone on anything because they don't want to make a thing out of it.
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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I save almost $2 per year by continuing to use deodorant sticks after the edges start gouging my armpits
October 18, 2023 at 11:30 PM
I save almost $2 per year by continuing to use deodorant sticks after the edges start gouging my armpits
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a lot of people online have to get a fucking grip lately. not me obviously
October 15, 2023 at 2:31 PM
a lot of people online have to get a fucking grip lately. not me obviously
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her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting?
me:
me:
October 3, 2023 at 8:37 PM
her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting?
me:
me:
archiveofourown.org/works/25210600 anyway! Where my #stonathan enjoyers at bc I just updated the fic I've been writing for what has been, at this point, years.
October 11, 2023 at 10:47 PM
archiveofourown.org/works/25210600 anyway! Where my #stonathan enjoyers at bc I just updated the fic I've been writing for what has been, at this point, years.
Twitter is down on mobile for me 🤡 time to share nonsense here.
October 11, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Twitter is down on mobile for me 🤡 time to share nonsense here.
The last thing I want to experience this year is a republican debate season
August 23, 2023 at 11:27 PM
The last thing I want to experience this year is a republican debate season
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The person who invites you to Bluesky is the closest thing we have to vampire sires.
July 24, 2023 at 8:25 PM
The person who invites you to Bluesky is the closest thing we have to vampire sires.
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if you are a stupid ass reddit poster from fucking reddit me and my crazy friends will put you in a head lock
August 16, 2023 at 6:48 PM
if you are a stupid ass reddit poster from fucking reddit me and my crazy friends will put you in a head lock
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@elliejohnno.bsky.social give Bennie an invite code lol
August 7, 2023 at 1:52 PM
@elliejohnno.bsky.social give Bennie an invite code lol
Why does the TL here stop after a certain point??? 😭 what if I didn't see what my friends posted a few days ago??? You expect me to do what? Go to their profiles?! Disgusting.
August 6, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Why does the TL here stop after a certain point??? 😭 what if I didn't see what my friends posted a few days ago??? You expect me to do what? Go to their profiles?! Disgusting.
Poppy had her first pupaccino today please appreciate how cute she is
August 3, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Poppy had her first pupaccino today please appreciate how cute she is
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Just one more freeway will fix this I promise that's all you need is just one more bro trust me it'll totally work this time
August 2, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Just one more freeway will fix this I promise that's all you need is just one more bro trust me it'll totally work this time
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me: I need a passport so I can go to australia
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
August 1, 2023 at 10:10 PM
me: I need a passport so I can go to australia
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
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artists!
you can make your own media tab, here's how!
-log in to skyfeed.app
-click "feed builder"
-copy the settings below, make an art tag/keyword
-add an icon and a name/description, copy that link.
now you can add that link in your bio, and clicking it will show ONLY your tagged art!
you can make your own media tab, here's how!
-log in to skyfeed.app
-click "feed builder"
-copy the settings below, make an art tag/keyword
-add an icon and a name/description, copy that link.
now you can add that link in your bio, and clicking it will show ONLY your tagged art!
July 4, 2023 at 11:53 PM
artists!
you can make your own media tab, here's how!
-log in to skyfeed.app
-click "feed builder"
-copy the settings below, make an art tag/keyword
-add an icon and a name/description, copy that link.
now you can add that link in your bio, and clicking it will show ONLY your tagged art!
you can make your own media tab, here's how!
-log in to skyfeed.app
-click "feed builder"
-copy the settings below, make an art tag/keyword
-add an icon and a name/description, copy that link.
now you can add that link in your bio, and clicking it will show ONLY your tagged art!
Have you looked at pictures of poppy today? These are my current favorites.
August 1, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Have you looked at pictures of poppy today? These are my current favorites.
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