Dick Bastardly
@dickbastardly.bsky.social
Muttley is freakin skynet yall
Walmart is literally murdering people with their prices
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Walmart is literally murdering people with their prices
I would like a spreadsheet of slurs, updated quarterly. Thank you
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I would like a spreadsheet of slurs, updated quarterly. Thank you
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bill maher please fall down the stairs
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
bill maher please fall down the stairs
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SCULLY: So JUST because there’s a magic sleigh on the roof, and now a COUPLE of unexplained presents are under the tree, you think SANTA CLAUS is involved.
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
SCULLY: So JUST because there’s a magic sleigh on the roof, and now a COUPLE of unexplained presents are under the tree, you think SANTA CLAUS is involved.
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
Oh, your post was a joke for intelligent people? Well Fuck You too, buddy!
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oh, your post was a joke for intelligent people? Well Fuck You too, buddy!
I am 60% water, and therefore, a kind of soup
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I am 60% water, and therefore, a kind of soup
i am going to simulate the day to day lived experience of The Joker from Batman, get this... are you ready for it? IN MINECRAFT!!! Muahahahah! >:)
October 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i am going to simulate the day to day lived experience of The Joker from Batman, get this... are you ready for it? IN MINECRAFT!!! Muahahahah! >:)
If I were a Russian oligarch I would just simply not stand near windows
September 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If I were a Russian oligarch I would just simply not stand near windows
just getting back to bluesky after a hiatus
someone explain to me why doritos is a hitler?
someone explain to me why doritos is a hitler?
May 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
just getting back to bluesky after a hiatus
someone explain to me why doritos is a hitler?
someone explain to me why doritos is a hitler?
heard through the grapevine that there's a huge limited edition pokemon tcg drop happening at Area 51 tomorrow
March 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
heard through the grapevine that there's a huge limited edition pokemon tcg drop happening at Area 51 tomorrow
I hope Cena makes kicking people in the groin his new finisher
March 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I hope Cena makes kicking people in the groin his new finisher
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The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.
November 18, 2024 at 2:31 PM
The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.
Lifehack: become autistic
February 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Lifehack: become autistic
can even drink alcohol at work anymore... used to be a proper society smh
January 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
can even drink alcohol at work anymore... used to be a proper society smh
lifehack: put the words "pee" or "poop" or better yet some combination of the two in your post and instantly get a like from me
January 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
lifehack: put the words "pee" or "poop" or better yet some combination of the two in your post and instantly get a like from me
the US needs Greenland
haven't any of you freaks played RISK??
haven't any of you freaks played RISK??
January 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
the US needs Greenland
haven't any of you freaks played RISK??
haven't any of you freaks played RISK??
2025 startin out with some Traumatic Brain Injury vibes
January 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
2025 startin out with some Traumatic Brain Injury vibes
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this is hella epic
Heads up…. it’s probable that random incoming chats are bots/AI agents programmed to disconnect when outed.
“It” blocked me as soon as I challenged it.
“It” blocked me as soon as I challenged it.
December 21, 2024 at 12:03 AM
this is hella epic
crazy how dudes who rubbed elbows with putin keep crashing and exploding in airplanes
December 8, 2024 at 5:58 PM
crazy how dudes who rubbed elbows with putin keep crashing and exploding in airplanes
own a yacht?
live ye not
live ye not
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 AM
own a yacht?
live ye not
live ye not
as soon as I saw Iron Mike's bare ass on the tv I knew it was only downhill from there
November 16, 2024 at 6:13 AM
as soon as I saw Iron Mike's bare ass on the tv I knew it was only downhill from there
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here is the other one
remembering the time i prank called my moms now ex-husband and used a Napoleon Dynamite soundboard to ask if Pedro was there and he started screaming that he would find out who i was and he would kill me
remembering the time i prank called my moms now ex-husband and used a Napoleon Dynamite soundboard to ask if Pedro was there and he started screaming that he would find out who i was and he would kill me
April 15, 2024 at 12:13 AM
here is the other one
remembering the time i prank called my moms now ex-husband and used a Napoleon Dynamite soundboard to ask if Pedro was there and he started screaming that he would find out who i was and he would kill me
remembering the time i prank called my moms now ex-husband and used a Napoleon Dynamite soundboard to ask if Pedro was there and he started screaming that he would find out who i was and he would kill me