Happ Eeney Ewe Ear
@eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social
Experience the skeets that critics are calling
“piss poor”
“piss poor”
You got weak wrists. 8 and 4 wrists. Me and the boys all drive at 11 and 1
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
You got weak wrists. 8 and 4 wrists. Me and the boys all drive at 11 and 1
Don’t scroll by without saying “happy lunchtime, Sausage” or “hey fatness” it’s ok she likes either
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Don’t scroll by without saying “happy lunchtime, Sausage” or “hey fatness” it’s ok she likes either
Footable Lecter
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Footable Lecter
This meme is evergreen to me. It’s the last image I saw when I truly wanted to exist in the current moment. My youth died with the chungus
January 19, 2026 at 10:42 PM
This meme is evergreen to me. It’s the last image I saw when I truly wanted to exist in the current moment. My youth died with the chungus
Nice day for a beach stop!
January 19, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Nice day for a beach stop!
There’s that song that’s called Tom’s Diner, yeah the one by Suzanne Vega, it was stuck so deep in my head that it altered all my speaking, and it went it went that way for two weeks before my ex-girlfriend left me, and if you know what I’m talkin bout then read this all again,
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
There’s that song that’s called Tom’s Diner, yeah the one by Suzanne Vega, it was stuck so deep in my head that it altered all my speaking, and it went it went that way for two weeks before my ex-girlfriend left me, and if you know what I’m talkin bout then read this all again,
A man fasts for 40 days and 40 nights. After, he’s tempted by lavish rewards offered by a smiling figure who makes a show of testing the greed sewn into humanity. Is it the book of Matthew, chapter 4, or is it a Mr. Beast video
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 AM
A man fasts for 40 days and 40 nights. After, he’s tempted by lavish rewards offered by a smiling figure who makes a show of testing the greed sewn into humanity. Is it the book of Matthew, chapter 4, or is it a Mr. Beast video
Holy shit you guys I think Mr. Beast is actually the antichrist
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Holy shit you guys I think Mr. Beast is actually the antichrist
Turns out shakshouka is NOT an expert-level breakdancing move, it’s spaghetti eggs
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Turns out shakshouka is NOT an expert-level breakdancing move, it’s spaghetti eggs
Political horseshoe theory is proven again by a simple counting of the bumper stickers
January 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Political horseshoe theory is proven again by a simple counting of the bumper stickers
Gotta post short to get my hands back on the steering wheel
January 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Gotta post short to get my hands back on the steering wheel
Conan did an interview about an old gag where Homer Simpson out-stunk a whole pet shop and his response feels relevant: “oh GREAT, he’s the dumbest guy on Earth and now he SMELLS, too?”
Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
January 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Conan did an interview about an old gag where Homer Simpson out-stunk a whole pet shop and his response feels relevant: “oh GREAT, he’s the dumbest guy on Earth and now he SMELLS, too?”
Dude no I’m not afraid of getting medicated I just fucking love grapefruit is all
January 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Dude no I’m not afraid of getting medicated I just fucking love grapefruit is all
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Your god wants fast-talking preachers with slick hair to buy private jets. My god doesn’t need to be called god and listens to A Love Supreme with you
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Your god wants fast-talking preachers with slick hair to buy private jets. My god doesn’t need to be called god and listens to A Love Supreme with you
1/8/26: gray nose hair
January 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1/8/26: gray nose hair
Home sweet home. GRPD is also famous for things like shooting gas canisters *at* George Floyd protesters’ heads point blank, murdering Patrick Lyoya, pointing a loaded firearm at a 9 year old girl, etc
Organizer arrested in Grand Rapids following protest in response to U.S. attack in Venezuela
An officer can be heard telling the woman she's being arrested for "obstructing a roadway" and "failure to obey a lawful command from a police officer."
www.wzzm13.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Home sweet home. GRPD is also famous for things like shooting gas canisters *at* George Floyd protesters’ heads point blank, murdering Patrick Lyoya, pointing a loaded firearm at a 9 year old girl, etc
With Mulder flashing plane tickets in like every 3rd episode, I would’ve liked a recurring character at the airport. A cashier who hates sunflower seeds for a couple seasons, then gets a feature episode when they eat an alien fish or something
January 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
With Mulder flashing plane tickets in like every 3rd episode, I would’ve liked a recurring character at the airport. A cashier who hates sunflower seeds for a couple seasons, then gets a feature episode when they eat an alien fish or something
Smokin on that grink
December 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Smokin on that grink
Got emotionally attached to a Lions Super Bowl
I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?
December 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Got emotionally attached to a Lions Super Bowl
You can tell the difference between a Christmas Vacation family and a Christmas Story family. You can also tell the difference between a PS1 household and an N64 household. Basically I’m racist against other white people
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You can tell the difference between a Christmas Vacation family and a Christmas Story family. You can also tell the difference between a PS1 household and an N64 household. Basically I’m racist against other white people
In darker moments I have wished for some sort of mass extinction for idiots, I just didn’t know I was gonna have to sit through all their AI posting while it happened
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In darker moments I have wished for some sort of mass extinction for idiots, I just didn’t know I was gonna have to sit through all their AI posting while it happened
I want to be loved the way Josh Johnson loves that hoodie
December 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I want to be loved the way Josh Johnson loves that hoodie
Io Saturnalia!! JOE BIDEN and his COUNCIL OF NICEA can’t tell me the reason for the SEASON!!
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Io Saturnalia!! JOE BIDEN and his COUNCIL OF NICEA can’t tell me the reason for the SEASON!!
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if you’re not wrapping presents for me, you’re wrapping them against me
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
if you’re not wrapping presents for me, you’re wrapping them against me
Magnus is Dexter-coded and Hikaru is Mandark-coded
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Magnus is Dexter-coded and Hikaru is Mandark-coded