The snails of november
@eeneymcdeeney.bsky.social
Experience the skeets that critics are calling
“piss poor” and “I can’t believe I had to write this”
“piss poor” and “I can’t believe I had to write this”
Living in Michigan sounds like “hey did you giys see Weapins yet”
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Living in Michigan sounds like “hey did you giys see Weapins yet”
SCULLY: So JUST because there’s a magic sleigh on the roof, and now a COUPLE of unexplained presents are under the tree, you think SANTA CLAUS is involved.
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
SCULLY: So JUST because there’s a magic sleigh on the roof, and now a COUPLE of unexplained presents are under the tree, you think SANTA CLAUS is involved.
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
MULDER: In 1972 a man in Tallahassee saw an elve
Restarting the X-Files this week has been such a good decision
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Restarting the X-Files this week has been such a good decision
Happy Armistice Day to all the politicians who flipped it to be about supporting forever war instead of remembering that dying in mud holes is bad/preventable
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Happy Armistice Day to all the politicians who flipped it to be about supporting forever war instead of remembering that dying in mud holes is bad/preventable
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The more I’m forced to think about AI, the more I think about the bear from Annihilation. No reason!!
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The more I’m forced to think about AI, the more I think about the bear from Annihilation. No reason!!
Is this mutation still considered Raisin Bran crunch or am I looking at a new species
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Is this mutation still considered Raisin Bran crunch or am I looking at a new species
Had a meet up with a friend last night where he told me we’ve drifted apart because he’s making choices to avoid negative headspaces. So that’s ANOTHER thing that sucked about yesterday
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Had a meet up with a friend last night where he told me we’ve drifted apart because he’s making choices to avoid negative headspaces. So that’s ANOTHER thing that sucked about yesterday
Excited for Nancy Pelosi and her next career as a Skyrim draugr
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Excited for Nancy Pelosi and her next career as a Skyrim draugr
Lay’s just did a rebrand because 40-something percent of surveyed customers didn’t know their product was made from potatoes. Advertisers on LinkedIn go nuts, wow, way to clear brand misconceptions.
When have we sanded the corners too far down? When is life too effortless?
When have we sanded the corners too far down? When is life too effortless?
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Lay’s just did a rebrand because 40-something percent of surveyed customers didn’t know their product was made from potatoes. Advertisers on LinkedIn go nuts, wow, way to clear brand misconceptions.
When have we sanded the corners too far down? When is life too effortless?
When have we sanded the corners too far down? When is life too effortless?
How likely am I to recommend our HR software to someone? negative zero
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
How likely am I to recommend our HR software to someone? negative zero
Who could’ve predicted a 6th heart attack
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Who could’ve predicted a 6th heart attack
Realizing it’s my fault for pendulum swinging from “idc if the Lions win” to “every loss represents my personal shortcomings”
November 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Realizing it’s my fault for pendulum swinging from “idc if the Lions win” to “every loss represents my personal shortcomings”
It Is A Lot More Fun When The Lions Win
November 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It Is A Lot More Fun When The Lions Win
I’m trying to be mindful about my diet/activity level lately but there’s an alternate, fun version of today in which I’m balls deep in half off Halloween candy deals
November 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’m trying to be mindful about my diet/activity level lately but there’s an alternate, fun version of today in which I’m balls deep in half off Halloween candy deals
I don’t know Jewish folk history as well as I should, which is why I’m asking this question in earnest: does Robocop qualify as a golem
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I don’t know Jewish folk history as well as I should, which is why I’m asking this question in earnest: does Robocop qualify as a golem
If we still have movies in 10 years, Cillian Murphy is getting another Oscar for this
Border Patrol chief Gregory Bovino arrives at the Federal Building in Chicago's Loop this morning.
#OnAssignment for @blockclubchi.bsky.social
#OnAssignment for @blockclubchi.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If we still have movies in 10 years, Cillian Murphy is getting another Oscar for this
Great now they added SHADING to the BUTTERFLY logo insinuating SOFT ROUNDNESS and I have to be HORNY about it
October 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Great now they added SHADING to the BUTTERFLY logo insinuating SOFT ROUNDNESS and I have to be HORNY about it
hbd ct
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
hbd ct
Weird for a main premise of a large report with a bunch of famous contributors to be easily debunked with some simple googling
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Weird for a main premise of a large report with a bunch of famous contributors to be easily debunked with some simple googling
Unsurprised to hear this is my home county. Genuinely hard to tell when someone around there is playing dumb about being evil, or is genuinely that dumb
if you're knowingly married to a Nazi you're a Nazi also. sorry!
Yeah, they should
October 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Unsurprised to hear this is my home county. Genuinely hard to tell when someone around there is playing dumb about being evil, or is genuinely that dumb
Mmm yes, that natural right to left motion
Not only is this one of the worst composed movie posters of all time but you can tell that the shards remaining at the top of the window and the bottom of the window are identical and flipped. It looks like it was designed by a cabal of insane criminals and infants
October 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Mmm yes, that natural right to left motion
Another shameless round of drumming up bike polo people here- had a kickass time making these costumes for Hallowmeme 9 and playing in wet cardboard all weekend!
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Another shameless round of drumming up bike polo people here- had a kickass time making these costumes for Hallowmeme 9 and playing in wet cardboard all weekend!
Either Platner 1. really didn’t know that tattoo was THE nazi skull & bones insignia all this time, 2. knew when he got it, or 3. found out at some point in the last 20 years and doesn’t care enough to get a cover up. I find 1 a little hard to believe and suspect 3, which is fully unacceptable
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Either Platner 1. really didn’t know that tattoo was THE nazi skull & bones insignia all this time, 2. knew when he got it, or 3. found out at some point in the last 20 years and doesn’t care enough to get a cover up. I find 1 a little hard to believe and suspect 3, which is fully unacceptable
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House