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Marvel Rivals released a new character today: New York City.

“Yooooooo!!!!! New York City is my favorite MCU character!!!” said a Twitter user. “I think it had a cameo in Taxi Driver.”

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January 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Local filmgoer Damian Burgess gave a monologue about Brady Corbet’s The Brutalist that was desperately in-need of an intermission, according to frustrated friends.

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January 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
After being teased for posting “This country has gone to seed,” with a link to a blatantly satirical article in which Illumination’s The Minions win the New Jersey Republican Gubernatorial Primary, Samuel Dimplebar doubled down on his silly mistake.
Man Fooled by Obvious Satirical Article "Honestly Wouldn't Be Surprised" if The Minions Won Gubernatorial Primary
MINNESOTA — After being teased for posting “This country has gone to seed,” with a link to a blatantly satirical article in which Illumination’s The Minions win the New Jersey Republican Gubernatorial...
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January 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
film bro who just farted: "safdie!"
December 20, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Luigi Mangione Booked By NYPD, Dave Franco Booked By Paramount
Luigi Mangione Booked By NYPD, Dave Franco Booked By Paramount
Actor Dave Franco has reportedly already signed on to play Luigi Mangione, the suspect currently in custody as the potential killer of Brian Thompson.
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December 9, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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wrote this article about the strange darkness of Twin Peaks
November 30, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Extremely Weird “Twin Peaks” Episode Has Haunting Black Lines on Either Side of Screen
Extremely Weird “Twin Peaks” Episode Has Haunting Black Lines on Either Side of Screen
An extremely weird episode of cult classic television show Twin Peaks features two terrifying black bars on either side of the screen.
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November 30, 2024 at 9:12 PM
WHOA! Dakota Johnson Reveals Starbucks Drinks Are Actually Just a Few Syrups You Can Make at Home for Cheaper
WHOA! Dakota Johnson Reveals Starbucks Drinks Are Actually Just a Few Syrups You Can Make at Home for Cheaper
LOS ANGELES — While on the press tour for “Madame Web,” Dakota Johnson, famous for nonchalantly revealing dark secrets from an insider’s perspective, pulled the veil back on the famous lattes and macc...
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November 30, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Nathaniel Barron, who is currently in lockstep with every other person on Earth in the inexorable march towards the oblivion of unbeing that is death, claims there is no point in creating prequels as the ending is predetermined.
“Doing Prequels Is Pointless — You Already Know What's Going To Happen,” Says Man Who Will One Day Die
NEW YORK — Nathaniel Barron, who is currently in lockstep with every other person on Earth in the inexorable march towards the oblivion of unbeing that is death, claims there is no point in creating p...
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November 30, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Netflix Announces Stand-Up Special From Lydia Tár
Netflix Announces Stand-Up Special From Lydia Tár
Disgraced conductor Lydia Tár will be recording her first ever hour-long comedy special at the upcoming Netflix Is A Joke festival.
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November 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Upon awarding the famous glass cake stand trophy to the winner of this year’s Great British Bake Off, Dame Prue Leith drew her blade with a grim resolve and fluidly executed its runners-up.
Prue Leith Stoically Carries Out Executions of Second and Third-Place "Bake Off" Contestants
WELFORD PARK, U.K. — Upon awarding the famous glass cake stand trophy to the winner of this year’s Great British Bake Off, Dame Prue Leith drew her blade with a grim resolve and fluidly executed its r...
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November 29, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Aunt Margaret, 62, has once again disrupted Thanksgiving by offering her opinion on Netflix’s Arcane, suggesting it is not faithful enough to the Zaun she knows and loves from League of Legends.

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Classic Thanksgiving: Aunt Insists Arcane's Zaun Differs Too Greatly From Source Material
THE DINNER TABLE — Aunt Margaret, 62, has once again disrupted Thanksgiving by offering her opinion on Netflix’s Arcane, suggesting it is not faithful enough to the Zaun she knows and loves from Leagu...
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November 28, 2024 at 4:55 PM
BREAKING: A-List Movie Star Potentially Willing to Do Sequel
BREAKING: A-List Movie Star Potentially Willing to Do Sequel
William Starr expressed that he would be willing to star in a sequel, spinoff, or prequel to his most recent film, Acceptances.
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November 27, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Toho Studios Announces Godzilla Minus One/Minus Color/Minus Godzilla/Plus Morbius/Plus Color
Toho Studios Announces Godzilla Minus One/Minus Color/Minus Godzilla/Plus Morbius/Plus Color
Toho Studios announced today that a new version of “Godzilla Minus One” will be released in February 2024.
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November 27, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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Normally I don’t like when people take shots at dine in movie theaters, but this is some classic old Onion type content
November 26, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Alamo Drafthouse Chefs Announce New “Loudest Chips Yet”
Alamo Drafthouse Chefs Announce New “Loudest Chips Yet”
The Alamo Drafthouse proudly announced today that it is now serving a new line of chips in all locations that are said to be their loudest yet.
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November 26, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Drake has come out against Kendrick Lamar, accusing the rapper of an international scheme to make texting high-school-aged girls appear creepy.
November 25, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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I regret asking that they change my name for the sake of anonymity
November 25, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Train Crashes Through Repertory Screening of “L’arrivée d’un Train en Gare de la Ciotat”
Train Crashes Through Repertory Screening of “L’arrivée d’un Train en Gare de la Ciotat”
NEW YORK — In a tragic turn of events at The Angelika Film Center & Cafe, a B train burst through the walls during a screening of L’arrivée d’un Train en Gare de la Ciotat, which is almost French for ...
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November 25, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Joe Biden’s Approval Skyrockets After Beginning “The Substance” Treatment
Joe Biden’s Approval Skyrockets After Beginning “The Substance” Treatment
Joe Biden’s approval ratings have dramatically increased in the final months of his presidency following his use of the controversial “The Substance” drug.
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November 23, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Confused about what a Rotten Tomatoes score means for a movie? Despite popular belief, the number is NOT the percentage of the movie you're supposed to watch.

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November 20, 2024 at 9:32 PM
The economy of Westeros has begun to falter following the ascendancy of King “Ronald” Raegon Targaryen, First of His Name.

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November 18, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Letterboxd User Misses Last 85 Minutes of Movie Thinking of Perfect One-Liner
Letterboxd User Misses Last 85 Minutes of Movie Thinking of Perfect One-Liner
Letterboxd user Sean Hicks reportedly missed the final 85 minutes of the 119-minute Citizen Kane trying to think of a review for the film
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November 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Marvel Studios announced today that its upcoming film “The Fantastic Four” will be set in the 60s, specifically in the low 60% range of Rotten Tomatoes’ tomatometer.

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November 16, 2024 at 9:16 PM