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Warm Slime
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Got a sweet tooth but I stay away from suckers
Remember when ICP revealed the final Jokers card was Christianity
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Running slightly ahead of my family then tapping my foot like sonic the hedgehog when you put the controller down
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I don’t think the pipe bomber guy did the pipe bombing
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
a lot of the operations I do on patients I’m unqualified for, but I think it leads to interesting, novel results
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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school was a while ago for me, but did things change at some point? I recall all my exams in rooms where instructors were literally enforcing silence at all times
One, ADHD accommodations generally also include a distraction-free environment, which means the student not taking the exam in a classroom full of other students.
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
gm
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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"Pete Hegseth seems to be a war criminal. Without a war. An interesting achievement. ... The killing of the survivors by this moral slum of an administration should nauseate Americans. A nation incapable of shame is dangerous, not least to itself"
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Pete Hegseth denies responsibility for the illegal “double-tap”, blaming it on “the fog of war”. What fog? He’s sitting in aircon watching a TV screen. No one is shooting at him. Why order a second strike if you can’t see any survivors? He’s a liar and, impressively, a war criminal without a war.
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Every year people be like wait the word of year is just some stupid shit everyone’s been saying constantly
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Why are you judging me for the way I behave
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
any opposition should be getting contact info from the families hurt in the cruelest ways by these policies, with an “angel family” concept on the left. have people tell their stories of how the party of traditional values tore through their lives
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Yoooo that’s a must cop
Motorola's early cell phone, the DynaTAC, was $3,995 at launch in 1984. That's $12,500 today.
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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A foreign army shows up to your village when you're a young adult or even straight up still a child and tells you they'll pay you to kill people for them or do really anything to help kill people for them. then they take you to their country after they lose but give you no job, house, or citizenship
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
RICH NEPO COMEDIAN LIVING OFF CAPITALIST DADDY’S DOLLAR: comedy isn’t art and the reason why some comedians are a piece of shit is that people took craft seriously
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The worst part about being devoured is probably the anguish. The best part is feeling wanted
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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"Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of at least 400,000 children" is a stat that should be cited every time he and his pervert fanboys start yapping about birth rates
Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”

People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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just had to lick an envelope
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like if I saw this and I was Hakeem Jeffries voting to denounce socialism in the face of this I’d walk off into the desert until the shit killed me
Jesus Christ. JESUS Christ. Jesus CHRIST. Yes, this person is correct, remigration is a white supremacy term for ethnic cleansing, basically. And the Department of Homeland Security, WHICH SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST, just used the term. An official government account. That is...that is beyond fucked.
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
all things considered, im not sure if anyone deserved to die more than these people in the entire history of the human race
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Just saw a video posted by an incel of a dude and his girlfriend and friend, and she’s tipsy and dancing for the friend and it’s a whole thread of “look at what women do” and “I’ll NEVER live that boyfriend’s life”
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
my irony poisoned brain can't handle Bruce Springsteen's lament "we used to be the country that did the ice bucket challenge..."
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM