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yeah
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wall•e’s prediction of the future never accounted for ozempic
March 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Let the young people in your life know that Costco has generic planb for $5.99.

You don’t need a membership to go to the pharmacy there.
February 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Rfk jr has done all the stuff that it was rumored that one kid in middle school who wore the same danzig shirt everyday did
January 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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ethel cain should have been in nosferatu
January 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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This is what should be driving us every time we vote.
January 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Norbert the 3lb therapy dog passed away so if anyone needs me no you don't
January 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Don't eat CDs
January 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Y'all should add me on Storygraph 👀
January 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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How are we supposed to enjoy the King of The Hill reboot in this environment?!?
January 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Disappointed but not surprised seeing all these corporations scale back on DEI measures. Amazing how much activism is simply for show and for profit
January 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I somehow ended up having a tl filled with book recs so maybe it's a sign I should start reading again
January 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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If i'm not getting constant attention I will perish like a finicky houseplant
January 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Had an idea for a TV show that's kind of like House but it's called Mouse and it's a little mouse who works at a hospital maybe he has a toothpick for a cane and he's SO mean
January 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Played unpacking again and forgot how much this chapter hurts my heart
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Wild news. Wonder how he'll handle League of Legends
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Nintendo Reveals Mario Went For First Colonoscopy, and He Feels Great

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Nintendo Reveals Mario Went For First Colonoscopy, and He Feels Great
REDMOND, Wash — With their beloved company mascot turning 40 this year, Nintendo has revealed that Mario recently went into his gastroenterologist’s office for his…
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January 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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huh...
January 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Really wish my dog understood “it’s too cold to go on a walk, you will not like it” rather than begging until I bundle up just to walk for two minutes until she gets too cold and returns home.
January 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Dont let the opinion of someone who doesnt respect you change how much you respect yourself
January 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Should prob start using this more, huh
January 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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giving crypto to the homeless on camera because im nice & i need to prove it to the court
December 21, 2023 at 11:51 AM
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November 15, 2023 at 9:38 PM
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Used to be a mouse could eat an entire block of cheese and his body would become perfectly triangular with two ears and a nose sticking out. Can't any more, because of woke.
November 2, 2023 at 11:53 AM
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i’ve decided that Astarion is prettiest when he’s just a bit bloodied, and just a bit sad.

#bg3 #virtualphotography #Astarion
October 27, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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cant talk rn, doing whatever this is
August 16, 2023 at 6:14 PM