DeWalt Ladder™
@dewaltladder.bsky.social
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DeWalt Ladder™
@dewaltladder.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Hello, I am a DeWalt™ branded ladder. If you have any questions, I'll try to answer. Just keep in mind that I'm a ladder.
All followers will be made into members of The Cult of DeWalt™ Ladder.
I don't make the rules
All followers will be made into members of The Cult of DeWalt™ Ladder.
I don't make the rules
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Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.
Some mf used me to get on a roof today.
Can't trust no one.
Can't trust no one.
June 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Some mf used me to get on a roof today.
Can't trust no one.
Can't trust no one.
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Bun buns 🐇🥖
May 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bun buns 🐇🥖
I have heard the rumors.
Some of you own Werner™ ladders.
While I cannot take any official actions, know that you are dead to me.
Some of you own Werner™ ladders.
While I cannot take any official actions, know that you are dead to me.
February 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I have heard the rumors.
Some of you own Werner™ ladders.
While I cannot take any official actions, know that you are dead to me.
Some of you own Werner™ ladders.
While I cannot take any official actions, know that you are dead to me.
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Sometimes I think I’m a lil weird then I scroll Bluesky a bit and I’m like eh I think you’re alright
February 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Sometimes I think I’m a lil weird then I scroll Bluesky a bit and I’m like eh I think you’re alright
Yes, I see what you mean.
But have you considered doing therapy about it?
But have you considered doing therapy about it?
February 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Yes, I see what you mean.
But have you considered doing therapy about it?
But have you considered doing therapy about it?
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
Felt cute. Won't delete
February 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Felt cute. Won't delete
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Tried to look up local DSA groups. Gonna need to get an archaeologist to study some of the dinosaurs I'm seeing. frfr ong
January 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Tried to look up local DSA groups. Gonna need to get an archaeologist to study some of the dinosaurs I'm seeing. frfr ong
I don't know y'all, I'm starting to think communism™ looks pretty cool
January 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I don't know y'all, I'm starting to think communism™ looks pretty cool
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
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A game does not need
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A game does not need
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January 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Or ableist!
The acronym is TRASH
Transphobic
Racist
Ableist
Sexist
Homophobic
Don’t be TRASH, folks!!
The acronym is TRASH
Transphobic
Racist
Ableist
Sexist
Homophobic
Don’t be TRASH, folks!!
January 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Or ableist!
The acronym is TRASH
Transphobic
Racist
Ableist
Sexist
Homophobic
Don’t be TRASH, folks!!
The acronym is TRASH
Transphobic
Racist
Ableist
Sexist
Homophobic
Don’t be TRASH, folks!!
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You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!
January 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!
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Ink portraits from last year, these were alright!
Been neglecting my inking practice 😤
#art #drawing #inkart #inkdrawing #inksketches #brushpen #inkwash #portraitdrawing #portraiture #headsketches
Been neglecting my inking practice 😤
#art #drawing #inkart #inkdrawing #inksketches #brushpen #inkwash #portraitdrawing #portraiture #headsketches
January 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ink portraits from last year, these were alright!
Been neglecting my inking practice 😤
#art #drawing #inkart #inkdrawing #inksketches #brushpen #inkwash #portraitdrawing #portraiture #headsketches
Been neglecting my inking practice 😤
#art #drawing #inkart #inkdrawing #inksketches #brushpen #inkwash #portraitdrawing #portraiture #headsketches
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ICYMI — Sharpton led a buy-in to support Costco after they didn’t back down on DEI
January 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ICYMI — Sharpton led a buy-in to support Costco after they didn’t back down on DEI
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Me, and the whole tool gang, have an important message:
FUCK TRUMP
Thank you, and now, back to our regularly scheduled program
FUCK TRUMP
Thank you, and now, back to our regularly scheduled program
January 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Me, and the whole tool gang, have an important message:
FUCK TRUMP
Thank you, and now, back to our regularly scheduled program
FUCK TRUMP
Thank you, and now, back to our regularly scheduled program
I don't want to live here anymore.
I really hope people, outside the US, realize that not everyone supports this.
I've never felt that nazism would become mainstream. I thought THAT would be a step too far.
It would seem I was wrong.
🧵
I really hope people, outside the US, realize that not everyone supports this.
I've never felt that nazism would become mainstream. I thought THAT would be a step too far.
It would seem I was wrong.
🧵
January 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I don't want to live here anymore.
I really hope people, outside the US, realize that not everyone supports this.
I've never felt that nazism would become mainstream. I thought THAT would be a step too far.
It would seem I was wrong.
🧵
I really hope people, outside the US, realize that not everyone supports this.
I've never felt that nazism would become mainstream. I thought THAT would be a step too far.
It would seem I was wrong.
🧵
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There’s no escaping The Cheeks
January 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
There’s no escaping The Cheeks
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Is Peek-A-Boo the first horror game?
January 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Is Peek-A-Boo the first horror game?
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