Elaine Cash
@bettedavisthighs.bsky.social
Science, dill pickles, mountain bikes, synthesizers, cats, nature, hockey, White Claw, gaming, backcountry, and non-fiction in West by God Appalachia.
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Elaine Cash
@bettedavisthighs.bsky.social
· Dec 20
I might not be your cup of tea but I can definitely be your rubbermaid trash can of jungle juice
I’m thankful for the invention of elastic waistbands
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m thankful for the invention of elastic waistbands
Thanksgiving gonna be tasty this year
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Thanksgiving gonna be tasty this year
After spending the weekend in Gatlinburg I think it’s safe to say I can finish my life without hearing “Jolene” ever again.
October 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
After spending the weekend in Gatlinburg I think it’s safe to say I can finish my life without hearing “Jolene” ever again.
I’m on a five hour road trip with Chappell Roan fans
a man says why are you torturing me
ALT: a man says why are you torturing me
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’m on a five hour road trip with Chappell Roan fans
Bridge Day was pretty bitchin’ this year
October 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Bridge Day was pretty bitchin’ this year
Google searches after drinking: loudest fart recorded decibels, guinness longest fart recorded audio, hardest farts by force without poop
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Google searches after drinking: loudest fart recorded decibels, guinness longest fart recorded audio, hardest farts by force without poop
Possibly have a job interview soon. Time to dust off the ol’ funeral/wedding/interview pantsuit.
October 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Possibly have a job interview soon. Time to dust off the ol’ funeral/wedding/interview pantsuit.
When’s the Heidi Klum Halloween costume reveal??
October 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When’s the Heidi Klum Halloween costume reveal??
Don’t like a female main character in a video game? Cool. Don’t play it. No one cares.
October 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Don’t like a female main character in a video game? Cool. Don’t play it. No one cares.
And on the eighth day God gave us horse noses to pet
October 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
And on the eighth day God gave us horse noses to pet
Lake of the Ozarks is the Myrtle Beach of the Midwest
October 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Lake of the Ozarks is the Myrtle Beach of the Midwest
The laziest of Caturdays
October 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The laziest of Caturdays
I have eaten so much cake and cookies and drank so much beer all day I feel like a foie gras goose ready for liver harvesting
October 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I have eaten so much cake and cookies and drank so much beer all day I feel like a foie gras goose ready for liver harvesting
I think Koko the gorilla was actually animatronic
October 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I think Koko the gorilla was actually animatronic
Other people’s birthdays: It’s also national fuzzy kitten wearing costumes day! 🥰
My birthday: It’s also the day the gov’t shuts down and throws the US into absolute chaos every year. 😒
My birthday: It’s also the day the gov’t shuts down and throws the US into absolute chaos every year. 😒
September 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Other people’s birthdays: It’s also national fuzzy kitten wearing costumes day! 🥰
My birthday: It’s also the day the gov’t shuts down and throws the US into absolute chaos every year. 😒
My birthday: It’s also the day the gov’t shuts down and throws the US into absolute chaos every year. 😒
The worst thing about, well, everything going on right now is they won’t ship my Canadian panties anymore
September 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The worst thing about, well, everything going on right now is they won’t ship my Canadian panties anymore
I think my brain brains how it brains because of CTE from the repeated brutality of these pinging off my noggin every day in the summer when my mom put my hair up to play outside. Just look at the cartoon girl’s stare on the package, she ain’t right.
September 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I think my brain brains how it brains because of CTE from the repeated brutality of these pinging off my noggin every day in the summer when my mom put my hair up to play outside. Just look at the cartoon girl’s stare on the package, she ain’t right.
Appalachian fare: Thinly slivered black bear spleen topped with a rainbow trout eyeball and a ramp/morel zest paired with a Mountain Dew reduction served with raccoon baculum tweezers. $499 per plate.
September 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Appalachian fare: Thinly slivered black bear spleen topped with a rainbow trout eyeball and a ramp/morel zest paired with a Mountain Dew reduction served with raccoon baculum tweezers. $499 per plate.
Reposted by Elaine Cash
Alka Seltzer in octopus ink gently tweezed between a roasted exotic squirrel butthole and one blade of grass with an organic snail on it
September 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Alka Seltzer in octopus ink gently tweezed between a roasted exotic squirrel butthole and one blade of grass with an organic snail on it
Does anyone really enjoy that tweezer food with rabies foam?
September 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Does anyone really enjoy that tweezer food with rabies foam?
The only thing I look forward to on Halloween is Heidi Klum’s costume
September 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The only thing I look forward to on Halloween is Heidi Klum’s costume
Tis the season for switching from sours to stouts
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Tis the season for switching from sours to stouts
Age verification:
“Yesterday you said you’d call Sears”
“I’ll call today”
“You’ll call now”
“I’ll call now”
“Yesterday you said you’d call Sears”
“I’ll call today”
“You’ll call now”
“I’ll call now”
Age verification: I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight
Age verification: back in my day there used to be TWO Vietnams. And Sri Lanka was called Ceylon. And Congo was... er, Zaire was... um, spin a wheel on that one.
September 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Age verification:
“Yesterday you said you’d call Sears”
“I’ll call today”
“You’ll call now”
“I’ll call now”
“Yesterday you said you’d call Sears”
“I’ll call today”
“You’ll call now”
“I’ll call now”
This new laundromat needs a tap card like Dave and Busters and why can’t I just put quarters in the thing all I want is the cat puke out of my curtains
September 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This new laundromat needs a tap card like Dave and Busters and why can’t I just put quarters in the thing all I want is the cat puke out of my curtains