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I'm literally just a ladder
Oh bungus of the pumpkin, bless our foul lives with your holy embrace. For we are not worthy and filled with sin.
October 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Been out of a job since July. I counted the amount of apps I've put in through Indeed, LinkedIn, Glassdoor, etc.

584 applications.

1 interview.

No call back.

Rejection emails are a near daily occurrence.

I'm so tired.
October 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
No, water created me to get uphill.

I'm taking applications to join my cult.

Make checks payable to riding ladders till ascension LLC.
October 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Fuck it, sign me up. I'll take two transgender please, and thank you.
October 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Nuh-Uh! You're a Cockremover. (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡
September 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Good luck getting your blade through all my aggregated aluminum 😏
May 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Slungus
May 31, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I knew this was a thing, but I still hate it.
February 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Stink zone enlarged
February 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Cosplay: stunning 😁
Trigger discipline: amazing 🥵
February 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Marx was ahead of the curb. Mf was rizzin
February 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
January 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Forgive me comrade 🤦‍♂️
January 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Democratic Socialist Association
Monsieur LADur iz veary tiuurd
January 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM