Deviant Newt
@deviantnewt.bsky.social
Not a catgirl or a catboy but definitely a cat-they, I'm a monsterlover and I have too many ideas for how lazy I am. MDNI/🔞 just because, 34 and French /neg
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Michel j'ai voulu expliquer, la prochaine fois je hack ta puce cérébrale pour te donner l'instruction en direct et j'y rajoute le lore complet de Legacy of Kain y compris la méta.
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Michel j'ai voulu expliquer, la prochaine fois je hack ta puce cérébrale pour te donner l'instruction en direct et j'y rajoute le lore complet de Legacy of Kain y compris la méta.
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I know this is the website where basically no one watches cable but there's this DHS ad with Kristi Noem telling people to self-deport and it's reached the point where my 75 year old mother yells obscenities at the TV that I usually see typed out in League of Legends lobbies
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I know this is the website where basically no one watches cable but there's this DHS ad with Kristi Noem telling people to self-deport and it's reached the point where my 75 year old mother yells obscenities at the TV that I usually see typed out in League of Legends lobbies
See, Hakim gets it.
(My terrible sense of humor is how I cope, you'll get your news from me via meme or else it's going to be via obituary)
(My terrible sense of humor is how I cope, you'll get your news from me via meme or else it's going to be via obituary)
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
See, Hakim gets it.
(My terrible sense of humor is how I cope, you'll get your news from me via meme or else it's going to be via obituary)
(My terrible sense of humor is how I cope, you'll get your news from me via meme or else it's going to be via obituary)
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Quand je vois la classe politique française, je me dis que c'est ça le seul calendrier de l'avent qu'il nous faut
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Quand je vois la classe politique française, je me dis que c'est ça le seul calendrier de l'avent qu'il nous faut
Ngl if I do end up with the diagnosis I'm expecting, I'm going to be insufferable to everyone in my family who told me not to worry about the intermittent symptoms I've had the last years. "Oh it happens, it could be your meds, I wouldn't worry."
I'm gonna be like this :
I'm gonna be like this :
a man in a suit and tie holds up his hand in front of a sign that says i told you so
ALT: a man in a suit and tie holds up his hand in front of a sign that says i told you so
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Ngl if I do end up with the diagnosis I'm expecting, I'm going to be insufferable to everyone in my family who told me not to worry about the intermittent symptoms I've had the last years. "Oh it happens, it could be your meds, I wouldn't worry."
I'm gonna be like this :
I'm gonna be like this :
I'm so glad that my brain finally understood that taking meds "every day at the same time" means having some leeway. Ten minutes early or late won't change anything, which means I can silence my levothyrox alarm *before* before it rings if I'm already up.
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I'm so glad that my brain finally understood that taking meds "every day at the same time" means having some leeway. Ten minutes early or late won't change anything, which means I can silence my levothyrox alarm *before* before it rings if I'm already up.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Trouvez nous un moyen de guérir l'information du cancer que sont les milliardaires christiano-fascistes, et on arrêtera d'applaudir les œufs dans la gueule de ces pourritures.
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trouvez nous un moyen de guérir l'information du cancer que sont les milliardaires christiano-fascistes, et on arrêtera d'applaudir les œufs dans la gueule de ces pourritures.
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"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
Kindness is punk.
I don't call because lol, lmao, I can't even call to make appointments for my medical stuff, yay various disabilities, but the goal with calls is twofold : making your discontent heard and taking up space/time.
It doesn't cost anything to be kind to someone who just needs a job
I don't call because lol, lmao, I can't even call to make appointments for my medical stuff, yay various disabilities, but the goal with calls is twofold : making your discontent heard and taking up space/time.
It doesn't cost anything to be kind to someone who just needs a job
Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Kindness is punk.
I don't call because lol, lmao, I can't even call to make appointments for my medical stuff, yay various disabilities, but the goal with calls is twofold : making your discontent heard and taking up space/time.
It doesn't cost anything to be kind to someone who just needs a job
I don't call because lol, lmao, I can't even call to make appointments for my medical stuff, yay various disabilities, but the goal with calls is twofold : making your discontent heard and taking up space/time.
It doesn't cost anything to be kind to someone who just needs a job
I wanted to do things, today.
Fuck it, nap.
Fuck it, nap.
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I wanted to do things, today.
Fuck it, nap.
Fuck it, nap.
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This comics took me WAY longer than it took to defeat Cazador. This was probably my easiest Act 3 fight so far lol
#BaldursGate3 #BG3
#BaldursGate3 #BG3
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This comics took me WAY longer than it took to defeat Cazador. This was probably my easiest Act 3 fight so far lol
#BaldursGate3 #BG3
#BaldursGate3 #BG3
Huh, the vertigo/dizziness can actually be a stim (swaying left to right while I'm sitting feels funny as fuck)
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Huh, the vertigo/dizziness can actually be a stim (swaying left to right while I'm sitting feels funny as fuck)
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Its my birthday today! More importantly I finally got the new pins I teased up on my shop, my birthday gift to you all!!
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Its my birthday today! More importantly I finally got the new pins I teased up on my shop, my birthday gift to you all!!
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
Brain no work, but Pluribus good. Newt likey.
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Brain no work, but Pluribus good. Newt likey.
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Modern obsession with generation labels (Gen X, Zoomer, etc.) is at least 90% astrological bullshit.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Modern obsession with generation labels (Gen X, Zoomer, etc.) is at least 90% astrological bullshit.
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jus found out the town i grew up in has a pride event??
like yall this is the town that does confederacy tours and written on paper had witchcraft and romani people as illegal until 2014 and when they took that law down people protested
like yall this is the town that does confederacy tours and written on paper had witchcraft and romani people as illegal until 2014 and when they took that law down people protested
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
jus found out the town i grew up in has a pride event??
like yall this is the town that does confederacy tours and written on paper had witchcraft and romani people as illegal until 2014 and when they took that law down people protested
like yall this is the town that does confederacy tours and written on paper had witchcraft and romani people as illegal until 2014 and when they took that law down people protested
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
Honestly, having a cold sore pop up on top of all the bullshit I'm dealing with is just the best >.>
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Honestly, having a cold sore pop up on top of all the bullshit I'm dealing with is just the best >.>
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Luc Besson’s new film is about a predator who’s really just misunderstood? Damn that’s crazy
Wow where did he get an amazing idea like that
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Luc Besson’s new film is about a predator who’s really just misunderstood? Damn that’s crazy
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It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
DPE de mon cul, là, quasi sûre que les proprios ont graissé la patte à un inspecteur flemmard avec ces fenêtres de merde 😒
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
DPE de mon cul, là, quasi sûre que les proprios ont graissé la patte à un inspecteur flemmard avec ces fenêtres de merde 😒
It doesn't even have the gall to be haunted. My apartment, that is. Nothing tragic to see here except the deaths of all the versions of me I could have been instead of a broken and lonely unemployed 30-something with a cat.
I could have been so many cool someones.
I could have been so many cool someones.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It doesn't even have the gall to be haunted. My apartment, that is. Nothing tragic to see here except the deaths of all the versions of me I could have been instead of a broken and lonely unemployed 30-something with a cat.
I could have been so many cool someones.
I could have been so many cool someones.