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NOT A MERE DIPLOMAT
Every white millennial had an elderly family member give them a Christmas-themed children's book they loved as a kid and it was always something you can barely prove was ever printed and they all had titles like "The Chimney Sweep and His Seven Homely Children."
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Every white millennial had an elderly family member give them a Christmas-themed children's book they loved as a kid and it was always something you can barely prove was ever printed and they all had titles like "The Chimney Sweep and His Seven Homely Children."
Anyone else think about how JD Vance is the first candidate on a major party Presidential ticket who can be expected to know who Goku is? Like, it'd be weird if he didn't.
August 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Anyone else think about how JD Vance is the first candidate on a major party Presidential ticket who can be expected to know who Goku is? Like, it'd be weird if he didn't.
Rihanna IS Smurfette
August 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Rihanna IS Smurfette
If God is powerful then God is the most powerful
If God is good then God is the most good
If God is tsundere then God is the most tsundere
If God is good then God is the most good
If God is tsundere then God is the most tsundere
July 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
If God is powerful then God is the most powerful
If God is good then God is the most good
If God is tsundere then God is the most tsundere
If God is good then God is the most good
If God is tsundere then God is the most tsundere
brb designing a device called "the cloaculator"
June 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
brb designing a device called "the cloaculator"
Pour one out for all the Wikipedia editors who had the edit page pulled up for Pizzaballa, I guess.
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Pour one out for all the Wikipedia editors who had the edit page pulled up for Pizzaballa, I guess.
Never do two illegal things at once. It's like with Al Capone - they couldn't make murder stick, but they got him on necrophilia.
May 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Never do two illegal things at once. It's like with Al Capone - they couldn't make murder stick, but they got him on necrophilia.
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Prior to SkiFree, I had no concept of death. On the day the Reaper comes for me he will take the form of a pixelated yeti
April 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Prior to SkiFree, I had no concept of death. On the day the Reaper comes for me he will take the form of a pixelated yeti
i bet chat gpt draws the hamburger helper glove with six fingers, just full on christopher-guest-in-the princess bride lunacy
April 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i bet chat gpt draws the hamburger helper glove with six fingers, just full on christopher-guest-in-the princess bride lunacy
Oh my God, it's The Horseless Head!
April 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh my God, it's The Horseless Head!
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YOU CAN POST THE DAICON IV OPENING ON BLUESKY NOW
March 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
YOU CAN POST THE DAICON IV OPENING ON BLUESKY NOW
what if noided but too much
March 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
what if noided but too much
China is in disarray. Emperor Randy Savage has lost the Macho Mandate of Heaven.
January 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
China is in disarray. Emperor Randy Savage has lost the Macho Mandate of Heaven.
babygirl you don't understand
babygirl i'm not going back to the old me
babygirl i only had a can of Bush's baked beans in the picture for scale
babygirl you know you're enough for me
babygirl
babygirl i'm not going back to the old me
babygirl i only had a can of Bush's baked beans in the picture for scale
babygirl you know you're enough for me
babygirl
January 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
babygirl you don't understand
babygirl i'm not going back to the old me
babygirl i only had a can of Bush's baked beans in the picture for scale
babygirl you know you're enough for me
babygirl
babygirl i'm not going back to the old me
babygirl i only had a can of Bush's baked beans in the picture for scale
babygirl you know you're enough for me
babygirl
The nice thing about it being January is that we've got another ten months where I can say "that horny old elf" and instead of everyone jumping to conclusions about Santa they'll correctly infer that I'm talking about Gribblor the Undulating.
January 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The nice thing about it being January is that we've got another ten months where I can say "that horny old elf" and instead of everyone jumping to conclusions about Santa they'll correctly infer that I'm talking about Gribblor the Undulating.
if you ever wonder why millennials are weird about sex you need to remember that the theatrical run of Jim Carrey's How the Grinch Stole Christmas and 9/11 happened within a year of each other and that's a long stretch of days for people to get their first boners
December 22, 2024 at 1:34 AM
if you ever wonder why millennials are weird about sex you need to remember that the theatrical run of Jim Carrey's How the Grinch Stole Christmas and 9/11 happened within a year of each other and that's a long stretch of days for people to get their first boners
Breath of the Wild is the first good Zelda game since Link's Awakening because it emphasizes the actual strengths of the original NES games - freedom of movement and environmental exploration - instead of doubling down on tedious set piece dungeons like Ocarina of Time did.
Fuck it start this Friday off right.
What are yall unpopular opinions that would have yall like this
What are yall unpopular opinions that would have yall like this
December 6, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Breath of the Wild is the first good Zelda game since Link's Awakening because it emphasizes the actual strengths of the original NES games - freedom of movement and environmental exploration - instead of doubling down on tedious set piece dungeons like Ocarina of Time did.
Steam's forums serve as a kind of interesting thought experiment, answering the question "What if reactionaries were less concerned about skull shape and more concerned about jiggle physics?"
December 6, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Steam's forums serve as a kind of interesting thought experiment, answering the question "What if reactionaries were less concerned about skull shape and more concerned about jiggle physics?"
Ask the average "pivot to AI" bro how he feels about unskilled labor and something very interesting happens.
December 6, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Ask the average "pivot to AI" bro how he feels about unskilled labor and something very interesting happens.
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RT if you hate it when Galactus removes your space-time powers
November 26, 2024 at 7:17 PM
RT if you hate it when Galactus removes your space-time powers
To everyone who's ever started a sentence with "As a parent" - lots of people have suffered through medically significant events in which an object weighing six or more pounds fell out of them, but you're the only ones out here making it your whole personality.
November 15, 2024 at 4:45 PM
To everyone who's ever started a sentence with "As a parent" - lots of people have suffered through medically significant events in which an object weighing six or more pounds fell out of them, but you're the only ones out here making it your whole personality.
The anti-MAGA blocklists are great and all, but with the sudden influx of new users we're REALLY going to need one for the #resistance grifters sooner rather than later.
November 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
The anti-MAGA blocklists are great and all, but with the sudden influx of new users we're REALLY going to need one for the #resistance grifters sooner rather than later.
The best part about podcasting is that it's made being funny the least essential part of having a successful comedy career.
October 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
The best part about podcasting is that it's made being funny the least essential part of having a successful comedy career.
Galoot in the streets
Also a galoot in the sheets
(Sorry about your lamp)
Also a galoot in the sheets
(Sorry about your lamp)
October 26, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Galoot in the streets
Also a galoot in the sheets
(Sorry about your lamp)
Also a galoot in the sheets
(Sorry about your lamp)