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KING OF ALL SIMIANS
NOT A MERE DIPLOMAT
NOT A MERE DIPLOMAT
Also he killed Alan Rickman.
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Also he killed Alan Rickman.
The important thing to remember here is that America fought a war - I forget which one - which won us the right to not care about British opinions on Die Hard.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The important thing to remember here is that America fought a war - I forget which one - which won us the right to not care about British opinions on Die Hard.
But Eiji is a boy's name.
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
But Eiji is a boy's name.
I made soup for my pescatarian fiancee last week and this sign does a fair job of describing the end result.
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I made soup for my pescatarian fiancee last week and this sign does a fair job of describing the end result.
Hold up, hold up.
When and to whom has Brianna Wu ever been "professionally useful"?
When and to whom has Brianna Wu ever been "professionally useful"?
August 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hold up, hold up.
When and to whom has Brianna Wu ever been "professionally useful"?
When and to whom has Brianna Wu ever been "professionally useful"?
Instructions unclear. Tried a pilsner and now it won't boot.
August 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Instructions unclear. Tried a pilsner and now it won't boot.
This is the same sort of thinking that got us Windows 8, and it's exactly what happens when an engineering team's target audience is one MBA doofus and not the millions of expected end users.
August 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is the same sort of thinking that got us Windows 8, and it's exactly what happens when an engineering team's target audience is one MBA doofus and not the millions of expected end users.
I would have thrown a chair.
August 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I would have thrown a chair.
Crossing my fingers and hoping that between now and when the money arrives that robot fights don't get flagged as adult content.
August 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Crossing my fingers and hoping that between now and when the money arrives that robot fights don't get flagged as adult content.
As a co-parent of two kittens I look forward to the day I can say the same.
August 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
As a co-parent of two kittens I look forward to the day I can say the same.
"Anger as recreation" is such an under-discussed aspect of the way these people live.
August 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"Anger as recreation" is such an under-discussed aspect of the way these people live.
Don't forget "Here's why this textbook example of American fascism is just like COMMUNIST RUSSIA."
August 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Don't forget "Here's why this textbook example of American fascism is just like COMMUNIST RUSSIA."
A decent editor could have gotten that paragraph down to fourteen words.
August 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
A decent editor could have gotten that paragraph down to fourteen words.
I'm sure it's a coincidence his robot girlfriend has the same name as Johnny Depp's daughter.
August 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm sure it's a coincidence his robot girlfriend has the same name as Johnny Depp's daughter.
Conservatives don't mean things literally and they will laugh in your face for behaving as though they do.
August 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Conservatives don't mean things literally and they will laugh in your face for behaving as though they do.
So is this engagement bait or are you into public humiliation? To be clear, I'm not clicking the link because I don't want to be a participant in either of those scenarios.
August 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
So is this engagement bait or are you into public humiliation? To be clear, I'm not clicking the link because I don't want to be a participant in either of those scenarios.
I also read this part in a Tim Robinson voice.
August 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I also read this part in a Tim Robinson voice.
moon's fake
August 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
moon's fake
It would prevent millions from being able to jerk off to it... but it would activate thousands who never had before.
August 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It would prevent millions from being able to jerk off to it... but it would activate thousands who never had before.
Cankles Weedpanda?
The financier?
The financier?
August 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Cankles Weedpanda?
The financier?
The financier?
As an elder millennial I'll say that these are all things I grew up with but they were pretty much all phased out by the time I was in middle school.
August 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
As an elder millennial I'll say that these are all things I grew up with but they were pretty much all phased out by the time I was in middle school.
Lara Trump accidentally tha whole Charlamagne
August 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Lara Trump accidentally tha whole Charlamagne
Bookmarked.
August 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Bookmarked.