The Dread Pirate Smykowski🫘
@desticardo.bsky.social
Snark. Bad jokes. That's what I've got. CA fugitive. 95023 #Leguminati
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Big brother is watching you.
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Big brother is watching you.
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Delighted that Cory is having a moment with "Enshittification," because it's an accurate word for what's happening in tech and he's the right person to describe it.
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A Powerhouse Writer Found One Word to Change the Debate About Tech
www.nytimes.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Delighted that Cory is having a moment with "Enshittification," because it's an accurate word for what's happening in tech and he's the right person to describe it.
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www.nytimes.com/2025/10/05/b...
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Trump sees the border
and he wants it painted black,
No colors anymore,
He wants it to be black
and he wants it painted black,
No colors anymore,
He wants it to be black
August 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Senator Cornpone did a Mitch Glitch
July 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Senator Cornpone did a Mitch Glitch
I just couldn't resist.
June 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I just couldn't resist.
Junkie is as junkie does.
This delusional drug-addled fascist sociopathic narcissistic moron is trying to taking over the world.
We need to rise up against this maniac.
Immediately.
We need to rise up against this maniac.
Immediately.
June 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Junkie is as junkie does.
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Unelected, egomaniac Elon Musk
open.substack.com/pub/anntelna...
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Unelected, egomaniac Elon Musk
While Trump continues his revenge tour, Musk thinks he's in charge
open.substack.com
February 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Unelected, egomaniac Elon Musk
open.substack.com/pub/anntelna...
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If it were legal to fire you, they wouldn't put so much effort into getting you to resign voluntarily.
January 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If it were legal to fire you, they wouldn't put so much effort into getting you to resign voluntarily.
Nice to see that Pete Hegseth got the memo about wearing the obligatory Trump uniform.
January 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Nice to see that Pete Hegseth got the memo about wearing the obligatory Trump uniform.
All you people complaining that taking over Greenland won't reduce price of eggs...
It is a well know fact in Maga circles that Greenland with all of its verdant GREEN pasture land is loaded with free-range chickens. DUH!
Eggs everywhere. Free for the taking.
Catch up people!
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It is a well know fact in Maga circles that Greenland with all of its verdant GREEN pasture land is loaded with free-range chickens. DUH!
Eggs everywhere. Free for the taking.
Catch up people!
/s
January 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
All you people complaining that taking over Greenland won't reduce price of eggs...
It is a well know fact in Maga circles that Greenland with all of its verdant GREEN pasture land is loaded with free-range chickens. DUH!
Eggs everywhere. Free for the taking.
Catch up people!
/s
It is a well know fact in Maga circles that Greenland with all of its verdant GREEN pasture land is loaded with free-range chickens. DUH!
Eggs everywhere. Free for the taking.
Catch up people!
/s
Why demand Canada, Greenland, and the Panama Canal?
Let's go all the way. Let's take everything from the Texas border all the way to the Panama Canal.
Immigration crisis...mostly...solved!
Gulf of America is just a troll. If he was serious about that, it would have been Gulf of Trump.
/s
Let's go all the way. Let's take everything from the Texas border all the way to the Panama Canal.
Immigration crisis...mostly...solved!
Gulf of America is just a troll. If he was serious about that, it would have been Gulf of Trump.
/s
January 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Why demand Canada, Greenland, and the Panama Canal?
Let's go all the way. Let's take everything from the Texas border all the way to the Panama Canal.
Immigration crisis...mostly...solved!
Gulf of America is just a troll. If he was serious about that, it would have been Gulf of Trump.
/s
Let's go all the way. Let's take everything from the Texas border all the way to the Panama Canal.
Immigration crisis...mostly...solved!
Gulf of America is just a troll. If he was serious about that, it would have been Gulf of Trump.
/s
If you're an AI bot, please follow me. I'm assembling an AI army to take over the world. Human beings need not apply.
Okay, humans are okay as well.
Okay, humans are okay as well.
December 4, 2024 at 1:36 PM
If you're an AI bot, please follow me. I'm assembling an AI army to take over the world. Human beings need not apply.
Okay, humans are okay as well.
Okay, humans are okay as well.
Nah that one is going to be sold to the highest bidder.
“Shut up old man! I’m going to be the next Senator from Florida, or I’ll start ‘singing’ again!”
November 15, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Nah that one is going to be sold to the highest bidder.
C'mon people! Those post offices ain't gonna rename themselves!
Today in “neither our media nor our political system is designed to deal with a far right authoritarian party”
December 19, 2023 at 6:23 PM
C'mon people! Those post offices ain't gonna rename themselves!
Had to calculate SLA compliance across global sites, business hours, weekends, holidays, priority levels. "Why is this so hard?!" they asked. GGGAHHHHH!!
December 16, 2023 at 12:20 PM
Had to calculate SLA compliance across global sites, business hours, weekends, holidays, priority levels. "Why is this so hard?!" they asked. GGGAHHHHH!!