The Dread Pirate Smykowski🫘
@desticardo.bsky.social
Snark. Bad jokes. That's what I've got. CA fugitive. 95023 --> 45202 #Leguminati
That reminds me. I need to call my Mom.
February 10, 2026 at 11:37 AM
That reminds me. I need to call my Mom.
"See what you made me do!'
February 8, 2026 at 1:26 PM
"See what you made me do!'
Low level staffer named Stephen Miller.
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Low level staffer named Stephen Miller.
The distopian future no one wanted.
a person laying on the floor with the words would you like a pill on the bottom
ALT: a person laying on the floor with the words would you like a pill on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The distopian future no one wanted.
Maybe we can skip Home Alone 2 tho.
January 31, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Maybe we can skip Home Alone 2 tho.
Seems like #goodtrouble @muellershewrote.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Seems like #goodtrouble @muellershewrote.com
If he got that bruise from hitting the table, he must be on a shitload of anti-coagulants... for blood clots we'd have to assume.
January 23, 2026 at 1:02 PM
If he got that bruise from hitting the table, he must be on a shitload of anti-coagulants... for blood clots we'd have to assume.
No... It will be called Trumplandia and all the Maga's will leave the US to settle the Promised Land.
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
No... It will be called Trumplandia and all the Maga's will leave the US to settle the Promised Land.
It's not that far off.
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
It's not that far off.
My new profile pic. 😁
January 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My new profile pic. 😁
Dood has natural shit-eating-grin.
January 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Dood has natural shit-eating-grin.
Have they tried the stables in the back?
January 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Have they tried the stables in the back?
Palantir is watching.
December 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Palantir is watching.
The first clip makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it.
December 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The first clip makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it.
Wait.... Are we sure that's not George Santos again?
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Wait.... Are we sure that's not George Santos again?
Probably gave him advice on how to drop roofies.
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Probably gave him advice on how to drop roofies.
I'm too old for that shit.
December 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I'm too old for that shit.
I declare myself to be New Jersey's newest Acting US Attorney!
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I declare myself to be New Jersey's newest Acting US Attorney!
Wait... should that have been "True red patriots"? Who cares it's all propaganda garbage.
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Wait... should that have been "True red patriots"? Who cares it's all propaganda garbage.
True blue patriots who have been formally educated in the classics of literature will suggest that Gault's Gulch is greatest of red cities, but you wouldn't know about that because you're not one of Gault's chosen.
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November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
True blue patriots who have been formally educated in the classics of literature will suggest that Gault's Gulch is greatest of red cities, but you wouldn't know about that because you're not one of Gault's chosen.
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Great opportunity to change the narrative away from the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Great opportunity to change the narrative away from the election results.