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Bell
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Numbing my way through the apocalypse. (She/her.) Currently: Start-up
So if I do math...

2027 would be Romy and Michelle's 40 year high school reunion.

Nope. Don't like that.
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Virgo: You’re living the dream! The one where everything sucks.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Started Start-up. Love the grandma, HATE the sister.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Started Romance Is A bonus Book. I think I'm two episodes in? I don't know if I just need a break from TV or what but I couldn't get invested in this one.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I don't want anyone to suffer, but we would all benefit if certain people had empathy building experiences.
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you want to a perfect example of the female gaze, look no further than Ryu Sun-jae from Lovely Runner.
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I feel like at this point The Onion is in a pissing contest with the universe to see who can come up with the most ridiculous headlines.
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Just read an article saying Australian researchers are saying parents should ask infants and toddlers for consent to change their diapers. I think I've entered my "back in my day" era.

I had too many fights over diaper changes with stubborn-ass toddlers to think that's a good idea.
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Glyph update! Fortunately nothing is broken, he's just old. The pain is a mixture of joint mice and arthritis, and hopefully manageable with medication.

Thank you guys for your well wishes. ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Correction : Mad For Each Other. It's on Netflix.
Started Mad About You because I heard it was silly fun but this is actually really sweet and heartwarming? And has some depth to it. And he's the greenest of flags? I was not expecting this.
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Started Mad About You because I heard it was silly fun but this is actually really sweet and heartwarming? And has some depth to it. And he's the greenest of flags? I was not expecting this.
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Send Glyph good vibes please, he's limping and I'm worried. Going to try to get him in with the vet tomorrow but he's an old man.
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm watching the Lisa Frank documentary series on Prime and I just got to the part where they start interviewing James Green and let me tell you, I will be forever stunned by the limitless audacity of men.
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Started While You Were Sleeping but I am still emotionally spent after W.

So I'm rewatching Business Proposal. As a treat.
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I just love it when I'm home alone, the batteries are dead in all the cameras, and the dog starts barking frantically at the door to the garage.

I just locked that shit and walked away.
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
W: Two Worlds review: Started out phenomenally strong. First 10-ish episodes were absolute fire. Then it started going in unnecessary circles and got kind of confusing, which led to an unsatisfying ending.
November 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
My recent emotional journey:

1) What a satisfying happy ending

2) wait there's four episodes left

3) fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I have never believed anything less than "Trump kicked Epstein out for being a creep to female employees." it requires suspension of disbelief on too many levels.

Trump kicked his bestie out?
For being creepy?!
To EMPLOYEES!?!
WHO WERE WOMEN?!?!

Yeah, no chance that happened.
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
What my psychiatrist says : "Let's have a phone check in at 1."
What she means: "I'll call you between 12 and 2."
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I gave up.
Day 3 of trying to make myself like seaweed. It is not going well.
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Started W: Two Worlds and I am so into this. It's fascinating so far.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Just dragging myself through Bring It On Ghost. This show should have been 4 episodes shorter.
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Day 3 of trying to make myself like seaweed. It is not going well.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Playing with Inspirobot, looking for something to troll my sister with, and it spits this at me.

This is why we can't fucking trust AI.

Also Inspirobot sucks now, if you were wondering.
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This week's Ghost Files was a 4/10 on the Blanket scale until my cat snuck up behind me and touched my neck, then it shot up to a 12 for one terrifying moment.
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM