Look, if I'm going to have horrifying realizations I'm taking everyone else with me.

This is one of those experiences where it reads like there are numerous punctuation errors, even if you can't find them.

I also couldn't get into While You Were Sleeping so I think I just need a break.

Exactly. I had so many diaper changes that belonged in the WWE.

What if they say no? You just let them sit in waste until their skin burns?

My kids absolutely learned about consent, but they also learned that sometimes we have to do things we don't want to when it comes to our health and safety.

I would start with a streak somewhere hidden so you have an idea what is going to happen before you do your whole head.

Final impressions: those green flags get a bit muddled at the end. This tried to be too many things at once, and it suffered for it. Still good, but not like... Wow.

Update, this got dark.

Now they're interviewing one of the kids and things are just sad and not funny at all.

*the director asks about his temper*

James Green, visibly agitated: "I don't have a temper. I've never had a temper. I don't know where all these rumors about a temper came from." Slightly raised voice: "I did. Not. Have. A. Temper."

It's a mystery, truly.

I think it's just the director asking questions. He is volunteering this information on purpose.

I was honestly expecting a chill documentary experience to nap to, he's ruining my napternoon.

He just said "I was a good dad, mostly on the weekends, I didn't really go home during the week"

I had to pause because I was laughing so hard.

Someone get this man his #1 dad mug stat

AHAHAA Oh my god

He married that woman and goes "well she was super into me and I was like whatever, I'm 36, but it wasn't like I loved her or anything"

This is the first time I've ever felt sorry for Lisa Frank