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desertbell.bsky.social
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@desertbell.bsky.social
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Numbing my way through the apocalypse. (She/her.) Currently: Start-up
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desertbell.bsky.social
Send Glyph good vibes please, he's limping and I'm worried. Going to try to get him in with the vet tomorrow but he's an old man.
A brown tabby cat asleep on a gray blanket.
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
desertbell.bsky.social
Playing with Inspirobot, looking for something to troll my sister with, and it spits this at me.

This is why we can't fucking trust AI.

Also Inspirobot sucks now, if you were wondering.
A white background with the black outline of a man walking at the bottom. Black text highlighted in red says "Make poverty the default"
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
He's not sorry.
A brown and white cat lays on a blanket looking at the camera. There's a TV in the background with a black and white image of man.
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
desertbell.bsky.social
Saw Felicia Day's costume from the "Do You Want To Date My Avatar" video at the Smithsonian.
Two feminine costumes on mannequins in a museum display. The mannequins have no heads. The costume on the left is a brown leather costume from Xena, Warrior Princess. It included a sword, and there is a chakram in the hip. The costume on the right is white, red, and gold. The figure holds a staff with a green ball on top.
September 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
This dice tray has been blessed.
A brown tabby cat sits inside a dice tray on a table. There are dice next to the tray.
August 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
What? You want to see what we did for New Nail Day? I mean, I guess I can show you.
Four fingers. The pinky has a black French tip. The pointer and ring finger have 3d flowers in shades of black, pink, purple, and off white, with some white dots. The middle finger has a black curve that mimics a French tip but the tip of the nail is nude.
August 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
SOMEONE is farting and it smells like burning tires. The suspects:
A brown tabby cat with white markings and green eyes lays on a Grey and white blanket. A large brown dog with a curly tail looks at the camera.
July 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
Another example of my daughter's art. She did this when she was 13.
A black and white painting on a yellow wall. The painting shows a young girl leaning against a woman.
July 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
My daughter made this and I think it's amazing.
A black and white painting of a woman with a ring (like a planetary ring) around her neck and what appears tone dandelion seeds growing out of her head. Dandelion seeds are floating around her.
July 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
desertbell.bsky.social
Nice
An image of a key next to the words "Change passwords". Under that, in smaller letters, it says "Found 69 compromised passwo..."
July 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
desertbell.bsky.social
For fuck's sake.
A cat pokes his head around a stack of towels near the edge of a table.
July 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
He likes bread. I had to build a defensive wall around my breakfast.
A plate with a piece of toast sits in the foreground, on a table. There is a semicircle of objects around the plate. From right to left : a kindle, an empty juice glass, a coffee cup, and a stack of towels. Behind that, a cat is crouched, staring at the plate.
July 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
My god the bar is in hell and these men are somehow limboing beneath it
White text on a black background says "AITAH for telling my boyfriend I'll break up with him if he doesn't start wiping his butt?"
July 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
desertbell.bsky.social
Presenting, without context: the best Reddit comment I've ever seen.
White text on a black background says "what kind of kink themed horror dictionary do you use to look-up reverse necro-fellatio?"
June 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
New nail day! Ignore the knuckle scar, I had an incident with a mandoline.
A close up of four fingers on a speckled gray background. The middle finger has a red scar across the top knuckle. The nails are a nude beige color with black vines and leaves painted across them.
June 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
Uh, watching an archeology documentary about lost cities of the Bible and...

Isn't this music from Dragon Age Inquisition?
June 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
This sweet timid baby has very bravely placed herself between me and the vet tech. Someone give her a medal.
A brown dog with white paws lays in the middle of a vet exam room, staring at a door. Her back is to the viewer.
June 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
I am so confused. I haven't been outside in any meaningful way since March, and I usually wear long pants, but I have a pretty noticeable tan line on my calf. Just one, though, not both. And just the back. How does that even happen?
A close up of a white person's calf. The upper portion of the leg is paler than the lower portion, with a noticeable line separating the two.
June 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
desertbell.bsky.social
Sleepy baby.
A sleeping brown tabby cat with a white nose.
June 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
desertbell.bsky.social
A picture of a nighttime landscape. There is a lot of greenery and two giant statues of elk in the background. The text reads "Hey girl... Enjoy your walk back to Skyhold, I guess."
May 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
Ahahaha
A picture of Solas from Dragon Age Inquisition. He is a bald elf in brown armor with glowing eyes. The text says "hey girl... I'll distract you from your duty"
May 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
Making "hey girl" pics with Inquisition LIs, trying to convince a non gaming, romance loving friend to try Inquisition. Here's what I've sent her so far. I know you guys can do better. Help.
A picture of The Iron Bull from Dragon Age Inquisition. Text around him says "hey girl... we should get acquainted" with a pepper-emoji A picture of Cullen Rutherford from the game Dragon Age Inquisition. The text around him says "hey girl I'll open doors for you" with a 👑
May 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
desertbell.bsky.social
I just saw this on Reddit, but... For real tho
A picture of a social media post. In the upper left hand corner is a profile picture of a female presenting person. The username is Stone Cold Fox and has a blue check mark next to it. Under that it says @roastmalone_. The post reads, the way I believe my therapist and I would be friends under different circumstances is probably how men feel when they think their Hooters waitress is into them
May 26, 2025 at 9:35 AM
desertbell.bsky.social
It's The Glorious 25th. How do they rise up?

#gnuTerryPratchett
Black text on a white background. In the upper left hand corner there is a picture of author Terry Pratchett. The text says, "that was always the dream wasn't it? 'I wish I knew then what I know now'? But when you get older, you found out that you now wasn't you then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road of becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp. A much better dream, one that ensures better sleep, was not to know now what you didn't know then." Terry Pratchett, Night Watch (Discworld #29)
May 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
desertbell.bsky.social
With Wear The Lilac Day around the corner, I feel like reminding y'all that this is an EXCELLENT time to read Night Watch.
Black text on a white background. There is a small picture of Terry Pratchett in the upper left hand corner. The text says: People on the side of The People always ended up disappointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or forward thinking or obedient. The People tended to be small-minded and conservative and not very clever, and were even distrustful of cleverness. And so the children of the Revolution were faced with the age-old problem; it wasn't that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people. - Terry Pratchett
May 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM