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Derivative Kebab
@derivative-kebab.bsky.social
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A writer of AB/DL erotic fantasy stories. 18+
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misterabk.bsky.social
Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?
A spoof of an infographic showing a map of Europe, colour-coded by which countries will offer food to visitors. The caption is "Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?" The Nordic territories are labelled "sad", Northern Europe is labelled "sad & wet", Eastern Europe, Southern France and Northern Italy are labelled "sad and drunk" and the Mediterranean nations are labelled "sexy". It's less funny when you explain it, to be honest.
October 7, 2023 at 5:22 PM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Whiskeyleaks
Whiskeyleaks
Spilling deets with his Signal freaks
Is he drunk?
Listen bud
He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood
Oh shit
Here comes Whiskeyleaks
marisakabas.bsky.social Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · Mar 27
referring to pete hegseth as whiskeyleaks is one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a while. good job, guys.
March 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
You guys wanna see me do a BRAND NEW hour of material at this year’s C2E2 in Chicago? Ticket link is below! This WILL sell out! www.showclix.com/event/patton...
March 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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50501movement.bsky.social
📍Idaho! More ID events may still be coming. Please check the website for new listings, we will continue adding events until 12:00am: www.FiftyFifty.one.

50 Protests. 50 States. 1 Movement.

#50501movement #PeoplesMovement #FiftyFiftyOne #ImpeachTrump #NoKings #Idaho @polrev.bsky.social
March 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
derivative-kebab.bsky.social
"Your belly feels uncomfortably full, as though you just finished a large meal that you don't remember eating. The air inside the tube is very warm, with a faint, musky odor that seems familiar, yet you cannot recall from where."

-The Making of a Stinky-Pants

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March 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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welpiam.bsky.social
An Isabela in a fluffy diaper and a flowery onesie uwu. She's a pouty girlie. I like to think that her papí dressed her after she was naughty.
Isabela Madrigal from Encanto kneeling on the floor, body facing 3/4 away from the viewer. She's looking back over her shoulder, looking pouty. Her diaper bulge is obvious under her pink onesie with buttons under the bum and short short legs. She's also wearing pink and lilac crew socks.
February 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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50501movement.bsky.social
📍Oklahoma protest! Keep checking events.Pol-Rev.com for more listings, they are being added all the time. We are working hard to vet and approve events as quickly as we can.

Nationwide protests THIS MONDAY, Feb. 17th, #NoKingsDay. We the people are pissed!

#FiftyFiftyOne #50501 #Oklahoma
February 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
Corruption & bribery are legal now.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/11/u...
February 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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robertfingleton.bsky.social
America has fallen.. 😢🇺🇲
February 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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jay.bsky.team
bluesky’s public launch was one year ago today
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Feb 6
happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been!

with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.
Popular meme format, grandma labeled with "bluesky's public launch was one year ago today." Younger person helping her labeled with "sure grandma let's get you to bed."
February 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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thatchavezchica.bsky.social
50501 🇺🇸 reporting from California ✊🏽
February 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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jessealexander.bsky.social
February 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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scalzi.com
OpenAI right now
Scene from The Princess Bride where Vizzinni says "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen"
January 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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danhawk333.bsky.social
I couldn't help it...
Anakin/Amidala meme template of OpenAI complaining about DeepSeek allegedly stealing their work with the response being sarcastically responding about their work built on stolen work being stolen. Ending with them being called out for expecting sympathy
January 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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tsuvida.bsky.social
Aerith playing with Tifa ❤🖤
If you watch it enough times, they will come out ☺️🤞
January 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
derivative-kebab.bsky.social
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Mel's Ring, Part 3 by derivativekabab on DeviantArt
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January 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
derivative-kebab.bsky.social
"I just want to tell you how much I appreciate everything you've done for me. I really can't overstate how wonderful you've been over these last few weeks. When I think of the person I used to be, I don't even recognize her."

-Attitude of Gratitude

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Attitude of Gratitude by derivativekabab on DeviantArt
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January 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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gaziter.bsky.social
huh...
January 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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kitkiama.bsky.social
Waking up and being a Bougie Betch for breakfast.
January 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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theusualbet.bsky.social
Join Sophie, Chloe, and Jazzie as they discuss Chloe's bulliability, the year of tummy time, more experiences at CAPCon, and feeling Little at amusement parks!

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260 - Ziggurat 2: Return Of Ziggurat | The Usual Bet | Episode 260
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January 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Mel's Ring, Part 2
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January 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM