Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

He's fine. Leave the poor amphibian alone.

Hey, great thought. Where are the Epstein files?

Elon Musk's thoughts should stay in Elon Musk's head.

I'm grateful that I can just eat dinner without bothering with that bullshit.

A positively medieval way of thinking.

Are they wearing bow-ties?

I'd be curious to hear exactly how that result was arrived at.

This is a completely routine thing in politics, but it really puts my teeth on edge whenever someone's response to a question is not actually an answer to the question. Not a refusal to answer, just a statement about some unrelated issue or topic shoved in as though it weren't a total non-sequitur.

In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town.

It takes some gall to realize that you've been walking around with your eyes closed for decades and yet still feel that you deserve to occupy an important position of power and authority. Offer forgiveness to those who realize their mistakes, but never concede your power to them again.

Disney has been a shitty parasite on the back of our culture for far too long.

He would have reacted the exact same way to literally any other event.

Way too early to celebrate.

And another gender-neutral restroom opens up.

Turns out if you train a bot by showing it the internet, it ends up with the same problems that everyone raised on the internet gets.

Life finds a way...to be incredibly weird.