Derek Pakora
@derekpakora.bsky.social
He/Him, Scottish, a fan of sad songs and funny films
Someone clearly didn't wake up George Michael because although he wasn't planning on it, he still went solo.
June 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Someone clearly didn't wake up George Michael because although he wasn't planning on it, he still went solo.
Just saw a lad walking along the canal with only one leg on his jeans. The other seemed to have been deliberately cut off. Is this a new trend or is it an act of respect for the Pope? Anyway, here's an artists rendition.
#pope
#pope
April 26, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Just saw a lad walking along the canal with only one leg on his jeans. The other seemed to have been deliberately cut off. Is this a new trend or is it an act of respect for the Pope? Anyway, here's an artists rendition.
#pope
#pope
Get Sexy by the Sugababes is a terrible song. Not only is it a rip off of pre-nutjob Right Said Fred but the grammar is woeful.
January 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Get Sexy by the Sugababes is a terrible song. Not only is it a rip off of pre-nutjob Right Said Fred but the grammar is woeful.
Remember when Sia was awesome?
youtu.be/bprVdL8yYCg?...
youtu.be/bprVdL8yYCg?...
The Girl You Lost
YouTube video by Sia
youtu.be
January 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Remember when Sia was awesome?
youtu.be/bprVdL8yYCg?...
youtu.be/bprVdL8yYCg?...
When people on the Traitors talk about people being murdered you'd be forgiven for thinking they had actually been killed.
Mate, they're getting the train home. Calm yer tits.
Mate, they're getting the train home. Calm yer tits.
January 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
When people on the Traitors talk about people being murdered you'd be forgiven for thinking they had actually been killed.
Mate, they're getting the train home. Calm yer tits.
Mate, they're getting the train home. Calm yer tits.
GB News "This woman was jailed for hurty words"
The hurty words:
The hurty words:
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
GB News "This woman was jailed for hurty words"
The hurty words:
The hurty words:
He looks like someone rolled a ball of mozzarella around a barbershop floor.
January 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He looks like someone rolled a ball of mozzarella around a barbershop floor.
Hornbots are out in force today
January 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hornbots are out in force today
I feel like this woman was a totem of my entire childhood.
January 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I feel like this woman was a totem of my entire childhood.
Can't believe the right wing media are manipulating the truth to attack a Labour leader. Who could have predicted this situation?
January 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Can't believe the right wing media are manipulating the truth to attack a Labour leader. Who could have predicted this situation?
Whenever a character has a flashback scene in a movie, shouldn't it always be from the first person perspective?
December 22, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Whenever a character has a flashback scene in a movie, shouldn't it always be from the first person perspective?
If you are playing Whamaggeddon and you're into that kind of thing, don't watch b Carry On until after Christmas. Wham just appears out of nowhere three quarters of the way into the film.
Decent film, mind.
Decent film, mind.
December 17, 2024 at 1:24 AM
If you are playing Whamaggeddon and you're into that kind of thing, don't watch b Carry On until after Christmas. Wham just appears out of nowhere three quarters of the way into the film.
Decent film, mind.
Decent film, mind.
Chocolate rated by form
1. Egg
2. Tools
3. Bar
4. Sauce
5. Ice cream
1. Egg
2. Tools
3. Bar
4. Sauce
5. Ice cream
December 15, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Chocolate rated by form
1. Egg
2. Tools
3. Bar
4. Sauce
5. Ice cream
1. Egg
2. Tools
3. Bar
4. Sauce
5. Ice cream
Reposted by Derek Pakora
Happy lob-shoes-at-Bush day to all who observe ❤️
December 14, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Happy lob-shoes-at-Bush day to all who observe ❤️
Carry On (2024) Netflix
2/10
Awful. It's not funny and there's no tit jokes in it. They don't make them like they used to. Woke.
2/10
Awful. It's not funny and there's no tit jokes in it. They don't make them like they used to. Woke.
December 13, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Carry On (2024) Netflix
2/10
Awful. It's not funny and there's no tit jokes in it. They don't make them like they used to. Woke.
2/10
Awful. It's not funny and there's no tit jokes in it. They don't make them like they used to. Woke.
Giles Coren having a normal one on Twitter.
All I said was some guy was being a little bit arrogant.
All I said was some guy was being a little bit arrogant.
December 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Giles Coren having a normal one on Twitter.
All I said was some guy was being a little bit arrogant.
All I said was some guy was being a little bit arrogant.
I remember when Obamacare was being discussed, American pundits tried to create hysteria around the idea that here in the UK we had death panels. Now it turns out they have this guy making insurance decisions.
www.forbes.com/sites/shasha...
www.forbes.com/sites/shasha...
December 9, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I remember when Obamacare was being discussed, American pundits tried to create hysteria around the idea that here in the UK we had death panels. Now it turns out they have this guy making insurance decisions.
www.forbes.com/sites/shasha...
www.forbes.com/sites/shasha...