I've never understood the principle of getting laid to have anything to do with my politics and I think it's weird to frame it that way.

Shut the fuck up

This joke would've killed 30 years ago.

Sometimes I feel the need to apologise to people just for having a physical form and being in public. I would love to have the determined focus of someone who just doesn't acknowledge other people.

You can definitely shoot flags

We recall what a beacon of maturity you were when the left said they felt alienated from the labour party because they could see 5 years ago what you only just noticed.

Fair play, i apologise for the implication and I'll delete the post

"Quick. Tickle him."

Nosferatu, probably.

He should sentence him to two days in prison, just for a laugh

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

The Loo-vre