Derek Pakora
@derekpakora.bsky.social
He/Him, Scottish, a fan of sad songs and funny films
Just saw a lad walking along the canal with only one leg on his jeans. The other seemed to have been deliberately cut off. Is this a new trend or is it an act of respect for the Pope? Anyway, here's an artists rendition.
#pope
#pope
April 26, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Just saw a lad walking along the canal with only one leg on his jeans. The other seemed to have been deliberately cut off. Is this a new trend or is it an act of respect for the Pope? Anyway, here's an artists rendition.
#pope
#pope
Get Sexy by the Sugababes is a terrible song. Not only is it a rip off of pre-nutjob Right Said Fred but the grammar is woeful.
January 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Get Sexy by the Sugababes is a terrible song. Not only is it a rip off of pre-nutjob Right Said Fred but the grammar is woeful.
GB News "This woman was jailed for hurty words"
The hurty words:
The hurty words:
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
GB News "This woman was jailed for hurty words"
The hurty words:
The hurty words:
He looks like someone rolled a ball of mozzarella around a barbershop floor.
January 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He looks like someone rolled a ball of mozzarella around a barbershop floor.
Hornbots are out in force today
January 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hornbots are out in force today
I feel like this woman was a totem of my entire childhood.
January 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I feel like this woman was a totem of my entire childhood.
"Fugghedabowtitt"
December 14, 2024 at 1:33 PM
"Fugghedabowtitt"
Giles Coren having a normal one on Twitter.
All I said was some guy was being a little bit arrogant.
All I said was some guy was being a little bit arrogant.
December 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Giles Coren having a normal one on Twitter.
All I said was some guy was being a little bit arrogant.
All I said was some guy was being a little bit arrogant.
I remember when Obamacare was being discussed, American pundits tried to create hysteria around the idea that here in the UK we had death panels. Now it turns out they have this guy making insurance decisions.
www.forbes.com/sites/shasha...
www.forbes.com/sites/shasha...
December 9, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I remember when Obamacare was being discussed, American pundits tried to create hysteria around the idea that here in the UK we had death panels. Now it turns out they have this guy making insurance decisions.
www.forbes.com/sites/shasha...
www.forbes.com/sites/shasha...
Nigel opening Christmas cards at work
November 27, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Nigel opening Christmas cards at work
Me trying to cut onions while my girlfriend asks about what kind of pyjamas to buy.
November 24, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Me trying to cut onions while my girlfriend asks about what kind of pyjamas to buy.
These things give me the fear. I recall being 12 at a birthday party and my friends mum broke these out to eat corn on the cob. I'm just a working class lad from glasgow, I've never seen these things in my life. I waited a couple of minutes to see what everyone else would do and nothing happened
November 21, 2024 at 4:33 PM
These things give me the fear. I recall being 12 at a birthday party and my friends mum broke these out to eat corn on the cob. I'm just a working class lad from glasgow, I've never seen these things in my life. I waited a couple of minutes to see what everyone else would do and nothing happened
I remember it on CITV, I think. The villain used to make herself a cup of tea and she would be able to see elsewhere into the world. Had a bit of a Wizard of Oz vibe.
November 21, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I remember it on CITV, I think. The villain used to make herself a cup of tea and she would be able to see elsewhere into the world. Had a bit of a Wizard of Oz vibe.
I'm a family farmer and I've just had to spend today catching up on the work I missed yesterday. Here's a fresh one I just picked this morning.
November 20, 2024 at 8:46 AM
I'm a family farmer and I've just had to spend today catching up on the work I missed yesterday. Here's a fresh one I just picked this morning.