Derek Deskins
@derekdeskins.bsky.social
The lack of a nicely mixed and packaged Elf score vinyl pressing with all the John Debney music is criminal.
This is solid Christmas listening, please let me pay more than I want for a nice physical copy.
CC: @madebymutant.bsky.social @codacurates.com @milanrecords.bsky.social
This is solid Christmas listening, please let me pay more than I want for a nice physical copy.
CC: @madebymutant.bsky.social @codacurates.com @milanrecords.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The lack of a nicely mixed and packaged Elf score vinyl pressing with all the John Debney music is criminal.
This is solid Christmas listening, please let me pay more than I want for a nice physical copy.
CC: @madebymutant.bsky.social @codacurates.com @milanrecords.bsky.social
This is solid Christmas listening, please let me pay more than I want for a nice physical copy.
CC: @madebymutant.bsky.social @codacurates.com @milanrecords.bsky.social
I know we didn't want Dr. Oz as a senator, but damn, is there a more disappointing get than Fetterman?
For a giant, he is shockingly scared of standing strong.
For a giant, he is shockingly scared of standing strong.
October 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I know we didn't want Dr. Oz as a senator, but damn, is there a more disappointing get than Fetterman?
For a giant, he is shockingly scared of standing strong.
For a giant, he is shockingly scared of standing strong.
The degree to which applying to jobs feels like online dating is troubling.
Just swiping right on companies as they ignore you.
Meanwhile the only people that do reach out have opportunities that are surely too good to be true and may or may not be bots.
Just swiping right on companies as they ignore you.
Meanwhile the only people that do reach out have opportunities that are surely too good to be true and may or may not be bots.
September 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The degree to which applying to jobs feels like online dating is troubling.
Just swiping right on companies as they ignore you.
Meanwhile the only people that do reach out have opportunities that are surely too good to be true and may or may not be bots.
Just swiping right on companies as they ignore you.
Meanwhile the only people that do reach out have opportunities that are surely too good to be true and may or may not be bots.
Pour one out for the NYTimes Mini being moved behind the paywall.
We will miss you.
We will miss you.
August 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Pour one out for the NYTimes Mini being moved behind the paywall.
We will miss you.
We will miss you.
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First Day of Catholic Conversion Class
TEACHER: Lesson #1. Make sure no one thinks you killed the Pope by being the last person in the room with him.
JD Vance: Pfft, like I'd be stupid enough to do that.
TEACHER: Lesson #1. Make sure no one thinks you killed the Pope by being the last person in the room with him.
JD Vance: Pfft, like I'd be stupid enough to do that.
April 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
First Day of Catholic Conversion Class
TEACHER: Lesson #1. Make sure no one thinks you killed the Pope by being the last person in the room with him.
JD Vance: Pfft, like I'd be stupid enough to do that.
TEACHER: Lesson #1. Make sure no one thinks you killed the Pope by being the last person in the room with him.
JD Vance: Pfft, like I'd be stupid enough to do that.
Looking forward to the unhinged "JD Vance killed the Pope" conspiracy theories
April 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Looking forward to the unhinged "JD Vance killed the Pope" conspiracy theories
This one is for the Dallas Stars: I know that you guys made the playoffs a while ago, but the way you chose to finish the regular season has been embarrassing to watch.
Show up for the playoffs. Do better.
Show up for the playoffs. Do better.
April 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This one is for the Dallas Stars: I know that you guys made the playoffs a while ago, but the way you chose to finish the regular season has been embarrassing to watch.
Show up for the playoffs. Do better.
Show up for the playoffs. Do better.
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The problem is sociopathic corporate greed. 🧐
April 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The problem is sociopathic corporate greed. 🧐
To the stranger that has watched 23 episodes of Mike & Molly on my Max account over the last two days:
Wherever you are, I’m worried about you.
Wherever you are, I’m worried about you.
April 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
To the stranger that has watched 23 episodes of Mike & Molly on my Max account over the last two days:
Wherever you are, I’m worried about you.
Wherever you are, I’m worried about you.
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“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
March 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
Cowards
Chuck Schumer
John Fetterman
Catherine Cortez Masto
Dirk Durbin
Brian Schatz
Gary Peters
Maggie Hassan
Kirsten Gillibrand
Jeanne Shaheen
Angus King
Primary their asses
Chuck Schumer
John Fetterman
Catherine Cortez Masto
Dirk Durbin
Brian Schatz
Gary Peters
Maggie Hassan
Kirsten Gillibrand
Jeanne Shaheen
Angus King
Primary their asses
March 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Cowards
Chuck Schumer
John Fetterman
Catherine Cortez Masto
Dirk Durbin
Brian Schatz
Gary Peters
Maggie Hassan
Kirsten Gillibrand
Jeanne Shaheen
Angus King
Primary their asses
Chuck Schumer
John Fetterman
Catherine Cortez Masto
Dirk Durbin
Brian Schatz
Gary Peters
Maggie Hassan
Kirsten Gillibrand
Jeanne Shaheen
Angus King
Primary their asses
Didn't we all collectively agree that Rahm was a piece of shit?
I thought we moved on from him over a decade ago.
I thought we moved on from him over a decade ago.
Gonna repeat myself here: The generation of leaders that got us into this mess will not be the ones to get us out of it. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Rahm Wants to Run. Yes, For the Presidency.
The former Chicago mayor is already on the hustings, finding new ways to attack Trumpism from the center.
www.politico.com
March 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Didn't we all collectively agree that Rahm was a piece of shit?
I thought we moved on from him over a decade ago.
I thought we moved on from him over a decade ago.
What a feckless dweeb this dude ended up being.
The weeks of performative “resistance” from those in my party were limited to undignified antics.
Voting to shut the government down will punish millions or risk a recession.
I disagree with many points in the CR, but I will never vote to shut our government down.
Voting to shut the government down will punish millions or risk a recession.
I disagree with many points in the CR, but I will never vote to shut our government down.
March 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What a feckless dweeb this dude ended up being.
PSA on suit jackets/blazers: don’t touch that second button. That’s a show button never meant to be used.
Please stop using it.
Please stop using it.
March 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
PSA on suit jackets/blazers: don’t touch that second button. That’s a show button never meant to be used.
Please stop using it.
Please stop using it.
I know that The Golden Globes are largely bullshit. But this has to be one of the best Golden Globes/Oscar host one-two punches ever.
March 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I know that The Golden Globes are largely bullshit. But this has to be one of the best Golden Globes/Oscar host one-two punches ever.
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There is a simple solution to the CBS/Trump lawsuit.
The Harris campaign should sue Fox and insist Fox release the unedited versions of all their many edited interviews with Trump.
The Harris campaign should sue Fox and insist Fox release the unedited versions of all their many edited interviews with Trump.
February 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
There is a simple solution to the CBS/Trump lawsuit.
The Harris campaign should sue Fox and insist Fox release the unedited versions of all their many edited interviews with Trump.
The Harris campaign should sue Fox and insist Fox release the unedited versions of all their many edited interviews with Trump.
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I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier
February 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier
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Pete Hegseth isn’t DEI. Daniel Penny isn’t DEI. That’s not what DEI is.
They’re just grossly unqualified for their jobs and add no value that any replacement legacy job applicant wouldn’t bring.
So stop saying “it’s DEI” like it’s a clever commentary on the situation. It’s not.
They’re just grossly unqualified for their jobs and add no value that any replacement legacy job applicant wouldn’t bring.
So stop saying “it’s DEI” like it’s a clever commentary on the situation. It’s not.
February 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Pete Hegseth isn’t DEI. Daniel Penny isn’t DEI. That’s not what DEI is.
They’re just grossly unqualified for their jobs and add no value that any replacement legacy job applicant wouldn’t bring.
So stop saying “it’s DEI” like it’s a clever commentary on the situation. It’s not.
They’re just grossly unqualified for their jobs and add no value that any replacement legacy job applicant wouldn’t bring.
So stop saying “it’s DEI” like it’s a clever commentary on the situation. It’s not.
Remember when Regé-Jean Page left Bridgerton so he could allow his career to take off and then promptly vanished?
Meanwhile, Jonathan Bailey is still on Bridgerton but also in the Academy Award nominated Wicked and the newest stab at Jurassic Park.
Meanwhile, Jonathan Bailey is still on Bridgerton but also in the Academy Award nominated Wicked and the newest stab at Jurassic Park.
February 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Remember when Regé-Jean Page left Bridgerton so he could allow his career to take off and then promptly vanished?
Meanwhile, Jonathan Bailey is still on Bridgerton but also in the Academy Award nominated Wicked and the newest stab at Jurassic Park.
Meanwhile, Jonathan Bailey is still on Bridgerton but also in the Academy Award nominated Wicked and the newest stab at Jurassic Park.
I have yet to see a watch that costs six figures or more not look absolutely hideous.
February 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I have yet to see a watch that costs six figures or more not look absolutely hideous.
If you are an “is it still available” ghost on Facebook Marketplace, just know that karma will come for you.
December 8, 2024 at 1:51 PM
If you are an “is it still available” ghost on Facebook Marketplace, just know that karma will come for you.
It’s a travesty just how terrible both Jeff Goldblum and Michelle Yeoh are in Wicked.
December 8, 2024 at 1:46 PM
It’s a travesty just how terrible both Jeff Goldblum and Michelle Yeoh are in Wicked.
I think we can all agree that the CGI dwarves in the new live-action Snow White are gonna haunt all of our nightmares.
Bad Sonic welcomes you all.
Bad Sonic welcomes you all.
December 6, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I think we can all agree that the CGI dwarves in the new live-action Snow White are gonna haunt all of our nightmares.
Bad Sonic welcomes you all.
Bad Sonic welcomes you all.
At this point, if you're a guy with an aversion to using a bidet, I'm going to assume you got at least a little bit of homophobia running through you.
Also, you probably got a dirty ass.
Also, you probably got a dirty ass.
December 6, 2024 at 3:57 PM
At this point, if you're a guy with an aversion to using a bidet, I'm going to assume you got at least a little bit of homophobia running through you.
Also, you probably got a dirty ass.
Also, you probably got a dirty ass.
Claiming that Biden pardoning Hunter somehow enables Trump to pardon whoever he wants ignores the fact that Trump doesn't need an excuse and that the Overton window has basically moved down the street at this point.
December 3, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Claiming that Biden pardoning Hunter somehow enables Trump to pardon whoever he wants ignores the fact that Trump doesn't need an excuse and that the Overton window has basically moved down the street at this point.