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I apologize to all Etsy Witches, forgive me, you have game. I will honor you all with a ritualistic full moon orgy.

@extrafabulous.bsky.social my Bag of Shit arrived. Pretty sure it got lost in the house's mail pile for a while, but it still got to me eventually. I'll add more photos when I go through it later.

Look what's in the Dropout Store... 👞👞👠👡👢👟 🍑

For all my readers looking forward to POCKET BEAR, we have even more preorder gifts for you! 🧸🧵

Preorder my upcoming #mglit novel, and the @mackidsbooks.bsky.social team will send you a good luck charm—your very own Pocket Bear keychain.

Upload your receipt here by September 8th: bit.ly/4eF5DhT

Covid is a bitch, but at least I have an excuse to not go anywhere for a while. I wouldn't have anyway, but it's nice to have an excuse.

I'm dumb and it took me this long to find out how to get my number.

This dumb bitch finally caught covid. To be fair, I may have caught it before as this is the first time I've taken the test.

I got bored and did a thing.

Update: I have no voice.

Pro tip: don't let a sick toddler cough in your face. Also, modern medicine is amazing, and I should always be drugged up when sick.

Follow me I look like this

@pikazard.bsky.social I got this at the movies today and thought of you.

you can make your own magic cards with your kid where you both photoshop your family mascot (fred the head) into the cards and have them printed in hong kong and play magic with your bootleg cards and no one will stop you