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delightfulfreak.bsky.social
alexis ⚡️
@delightfulfreak.bsky.social
baseball lover. theme park sicko. gym rat. it ain't no sin to be glad you're alive ✨ https://veloci-coaster.tumblr.com
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as more trad wife shit gets circulated around, and the alt-right continues to gain a sociocultural foothold, women have an even greater imperative to lift weights and get jacked
mutant skeeters got me in orlando back in september and the bite areas are now scars 💀
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
RIP six flags stl
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
illinois originally, now mississippi. although i've always lived close to both!
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
😐 ew
January 12, 2026 at 4:49 AM
new handle in honor of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TrN...
Universal Monsters Unchained- Ygor’s Preshow
YouTube video by Bryan Jay
www.youtube.com
January 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM
yep!!
January 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Still the undisputed GOAT in Orlando
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
🧛‍♂️ Dark Universe | Epic Universe Ambience 🌑
YouTube video by PortalAmbience
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
missing HHN 🫶🏻
January 11, 2026 at 2:41 AM
went to the gym later to avoid people and nearly all of my pals were there!! i was walking around yappin crazy 😌
January 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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A few Stardust Racers edits.
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
my coworker: "you better be careful and not get injured to where you can't lift anymore, because then all that muscle will turn to fat"

what an odd (and if meant literally, incorrect) thing to say! lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
universal trip in march is shaping up:

$369 for three nights
$22.40 in flights (paid in points)
$0 for pass (already paid for !!)
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
easiest to worst out-of-state title and reg paperwork, of the states i've dealt with so far:

- louisiana (CLEARS THEM ALL 🙏)
- texas
- missouri
- washington
- kentucky
- tennessee
- ohio
- new york
- colorado (by far the worst)
January 9, 2026 at 2:19 PM
messy hair idgaf anyway i love this shirt it makes me look beefy :’)
January 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Safe to say, we are all tired of ice
January 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
o shit
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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it’s so important to approach an unpredictable situation with a chill attitude
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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one thing that is important to know is that BIRTH OF A NATION is so racist that people at the *time*, in 1915, were like, “holy shit this is racist”
When the slightest bit of research shows he was consistently racist and a daddy issues Confederate fanboy.

People try to paint BIRTH OF A NATION as a masterpiece with some unfortunate racism. The whole movie is racist, the “masterpiece “ thing was backfilled to excuse it.
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
watching this filled me such visceral disgust. not just hatred, genuine disgust. gross to even look at
checking in on the president:
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
sad because i love going to the gym and getting a great lift in and seeing my friends, but i fear i need to go underground (home gym) for a while bc of everyone being sickly 😔
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Let it not be lost on us that the flu season is real, real bad the year that the administration fucked around with the flu vaccine committee and decided not to cooperate with international disease experts. Stark cause and effect, and it's only going to get worse if we let RFK continue his work.
January 6, 2026 at 4:15 PM
i’ll be damned if i take career advice from someone who hasn’t been on the job market since the reagan administration!!
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
the whole internet now theorizing the stranger things finale was fake lmao 😭 (i choose to be delusional too i’ll be waiting for the real finale now)
January 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM