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d.f. Monk (easily bribed with holiday treats)
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Ambulatory meat sack with failing organs and not enough coffee. Do not look directly in the eye. Made possible by societal collapse & viewers like you. Dual Class Nerd / Writer. he/him. Ancillary appendage of : https://www.lionsoftheempire.com
Childhood banana trauma?

Not… not that I suffer from that!

*looks around to make sure the bananas didn’t find me.
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Great minds something something.
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I feel like if I'm on hold long enough for the recorded voice to tell me "Someone will be right with you," I've already caught it in a lie.
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My insurance won't cover that. But I did get pre-authorization for "abandoned in small raft adrift on the open sea."
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Now is the time where you begin your conspiracy theory about how "Big Pages" is trying to censor your new book.

Somewhat related: I was able to buy your book off Smashwords.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I love the wild swings in messaging though. “Eat healthy, no medicines! Also: Have you tried injecting bleach?”
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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"You can't un-invent AI!" We can't un-invent asbestos either. That doesn't mean we have to use it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Honestly, I don't think Steven Miller could do his own shopping. I do agree, though, that a Bond movie in this current setting seems tone-deaf at best.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Bond sneaks into the villian's lavishly decorated lair. Just as he's about to sabotage the mainframe he gets a call.
"Bond! Ballsak McMillions isn't the enemy!"
"Then why am I here?"
"We think the grounds staff are preparing to unionize."
"Time to weed the gardeners, then."
*cue theme song.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Based on the picture, looks like the BBC is getting an opinion piece from the child as well. I'll reserve my judgement until that article gets published... probably right after the author gets a juice box and has a good nap.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Not July, just the "July of the Fall Season".
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I get tongue boggled on the regular.
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
SMDH. This reminds me of a time when someone asked me if my partner "made me" spend time with our child. "No," I replied. "It's not some chore. My kid is f*cking awesome."
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM