Childhood banana trauma?

Not… not that I suffer from that!

*looks around to make sure the bananas didn’t find me.

Great minds something something.

I feel like if I'm on hold long enough for the recorded voice to tell me "Someone will be right with you," I've already caught it in a lie.

My insurance won't cover that. But I did get pre-authorization for "abandoned in small raft adrift on the open sea."

Now is the time where you begin your conspiracy theory about how "Big Pages" is trying to censor your new book.

Somewhat related: I was able to buy your book off Smashwords.

I love the wild swings in messaging though. “Eat healthy, no medicines! Also: Have you tried injecting bleach?”

"You can't un-invent AI!" We can't un-invent asbestos either. That doesn't mean we have to use it.

Honestly, I don't think Steven Miller could do his own shopping. I do agree, though, that a Bond movie in this current setting seems tone-deaf at best.

Bond sneaks into the villian's lavishly decorated lair. Just as he's about to sabotage the mainframe he gets a call.
"Bond! Ballsak McMillions isn't the enemy!"
"Then why am I here?"
"We think the grounds staff are preparing to unionize."
"Time to weed the gardeners, then."
*cue theme song.

Based on the picture, looks like the BBC is getting an opinion piece from the child as well. I'll reserve my judgement until that article gets published... probably right after the author gets a juice box and has a good nap.

Not July, just the "July of the Fall Season".

I get tongue boggled on the regular.

SMDH. This reminds me of a time when someone asked me if my partner "made me" spend time with our child. "No," I replied. "It's not some chore. My kid is f*cking awesome."