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d.f. Monk (easily bribed with holiday treats)
@defective-monk.bsky.social
Ambulatory meat sack with failing organs and not enough coffee. Do not look directly in the eye. Made possible by societal collapse & viewers like you. Dual Class Nerd / Writer. he/him. Ancillary appendage of : https://www.lionsoftheempire.com
September 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete." -RFK Jr.(unconfirmed).
August 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Damn. Now I have to rewatch Gundam 0083. It was my intro to Gundam, so special place in my heart. Also this guy:
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
More people are considering AI lovers, and we shouldn't judge.
July 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Depends on the episode. Could be a wacky successful rescue or a unsuccessful heartbreaker. I'm hopeful, but not confident.
June 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Overworked retail sales associate takes girlfriend on a relaxing weekend getaway. Unexpected guests, an overbearing mother and an old recorded travelogue lead to hijinx.
June 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A tiny duck and a spork. That’s all I can brain at the moment.
May 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Found my old box fighting gloves.
May 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social blew a raspberry at me... over the internet. 1/3
May 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Greetings fellow human. I hear you are interested in AI in a very real and very human way, just like me.
May 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I swear every time I see Charlie Brown's dead-eyed, empty soul cousin it makes me want to stab myself in the leg just to confirm I can still feel something other than pure rage.
May 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who's Wade?
April 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
April 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If it please the court, I would like to enter the following anti-piracy advertisement using pirated material into evidence. *Looks to the Judge*
Can't quite get a read on him.
April 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This is a perfectly good example of why I should be forced to count to 1,000 before I post anything on the social webs.
April 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm everyone - and no one. Everywhere - nowhere. Call me...
April 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If you think guns and corporations deserve more rights that living people, kindly remove yourself from my feed. Pls & FY.
March 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Optimus Prime believes and so should you!
March 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's still there. More has been added, but "Placeholder" remains at #1. Which means someone has added to it and decided it was fine like that.
March 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Rebuttal:
February 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Also honorable mention goes to:
February 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Day 20!
February 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Day 19:
February 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Day 18:
February 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Day 17:
February 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM