d.f. Monk (easily bribed with holiday treats)
@defective-monk.bsky.social
Ambulatory meat sack with failing organs and not enough coffee. Do not look directly in the eye. Made possible by societal collapse & viewers like you. Dual Class Nerd / Writer. he/him. Ancillary appendage of : https://www.lionsoftheempire.com
September 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete." -RFK Jr.(unconfirmed).
August 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete." -RFK Jr.(unconfirmed).
Damn. Now I have to rewatch Gundam 0083. It was my intro to Gundam, so special place in my heart. Also this guy:
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Damn. Now I have to rewatch Gundam 0083. It was my intro to Gundam, so special place in my heart. Also this guy:
More people are considering AI lovers, and we shouldn't judge.
July 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
More people are considering AI lovers, and we shouldn't judge.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Depends on the episode. Could be a wacky successful rescue or a unsuccessful heartbreaker. I'm hopeful, but not confident.
Depends on the episode. Could be a wacky successful rescue or a unsuccessful heartbreaker. I'm hopeful, but not confident.
June 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Depends on the episode. Could be a wacky successful rescue or a unsuccessful heartbreaker. I'm hopeful, but not confident.
Depends on the episode. Could be a wacky successful rescue or a unsuccessful heartbreaker. I'm hopeful, but not confident.
Overworked retail sales associate takes girlfriend on a relaxing weekend getaway. Unexpected guests, an overbearing mother and an old recorded travelogue lead to hijinx.
June 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Overworked retail sales associate takes girlfriend on a relaxing weekend getaway. Unexpected guests, an overbearing mother and an old recorded travelogue lead to hijinx.
A tiny duck and a spork. That’s all I can brain at the moment.
May 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
A tiny duck and a spork. That’s all I can brain at the moment.
Found my old box fighting gloves.
May 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Found my old box fighting gloves.
@gailsimone.bsky.social blew a raspberry at me... over the internet. 1/3
May 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social blew a raspberry at me... over the internet. 1/3
Greetings fellow human. I hear you are interested in AI in a very real and very human way, just like me.
May 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Greetings fellow human. I hear you are interested in AI in a very real and very human way, just like me.
I swear every time I see Charlie Brown's dead-eyed, empty soul cousin it makes me want to stab myself in the leg just to confirm I can still feel something other than pure rage.
May 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I swear every time I see Charlie Brown's dead-eyed, empty soul cousin it makes me want to stab myself in the leg just to confirm I can still feel something other than pure rage.
Who's Wade?
April 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Who's Wade?
If it please the court, I would like to enter the following anti-piracy advertisement using pirated material into evidence. *Looks to the Judge*
Can't quite get a read on him.
Can't quite get a read on him.
April 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If it please the court, I would like to enter the following anti-piracy advertisement using pirated material into evidence. *Looks to the Judge*
Can't quite get a read on him.
Can't quite get a read on him.
This is a perfectly good example of why I should be forced to count to 1,000 before I post anything on the social webs.
April 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is a perfectly good example of why I should be forced to count to 1,000 before I post anything on the social webs.
I'm everyone - and no one. Everywhere - nowhere. Call me...
April 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm everyone - and no one. Everywhere - nowhere. Call me...
If you think guns and corporations deserve more rights that living people, kindly remove yourself from my feed. Pls & FY.
March 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If you think guns and corporations deserve more rights that living people, kindly remove yourself from my feed. Pls & FY.
Optimus Prime believes and so should you!
March 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Optimus Prime believes and so should you!
It's still there. More has been added, but "Placeholder" remains at #1. Which means someone has added to it and decided it was fine like that.
March 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's still there. More has been added, but "Placeholder" remains at #1. Which means someone has added to it and decided it was fine like that.
Rebuttal:
February 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Rebuttal:
Also honorable mention goes to:
February 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Also honorable mention goes to:
Day 20!
February 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Day 20!
Day 19:
February 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Day 19:
Day 18:
February 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Day 18:
Day 17:
February 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Day 17: